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hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Fernet Branca, the unnoficial official national drink proudly presents you this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZUrIHtjn8

After losing the last World Cup final against Germany, a Copa America final against Chile and another extra Copa América against Chile again in the last 4 years, will they overcome and manage to make a bigger ridicule?


Squad:

The Coca-Cola™ , Taste the Feeling, Goalkpeers list:
Franco Armani (River) y Wilfredo Caballero (Chelsea), Nahuel Guzman (Mexico, IDK)



The Stihl™ defenders list:
Gabriel Mercado (Sevilla), Federico Fazio (Roma), Nicolas Otamendi (Manchester City), Marcos Rojo (Manchester United), Nicolas Taglafico (Ajax), Marcos Acuña (Sporting Lisbon), Cristian Ansaldi (Torino).




Midfielders, brought to you by NISSAN™ Innovation that excites:
Javier Mascherano (Hebei Fortune), Ever Banega (Sevilla), Lucas Biglia (AC Milan), Angel Di María, Giovani Lo Celso (both Paris St-Germain), Manuel Lanzini (West Ham), Maximiliano Meza (Independiente), Eduardo Salvio (Benfica).




Forwards powered by YPF:
Lionel Messi (Barcelona), Gonzalo Higuain, Paulo Dybala (both Juventus), Sergio Aguero (Manchester City), Cristian Pavon (Boca Juniors).



Manager:
Jorge Sampaoli, former Sevilla and Chile National Team manager.


Argentina will be part of Group D with Iceland, our longtime friends of Nigeria and Croatia.
16th June –vs. Iceland
21st June –vs. Croatia
26th June –vs. Nigeria

hello i am phone fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Jun 3, 2018

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



lmao great OP, OP

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Wow can't believe you don't even try to hide the conspiracy to play Nigeria every world cup, that silly drink video even has a guy who's supposed to be Nigerian

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004
No picture of Dybala, tentatively voting 2

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its cool that messi stopped icardi getting called up

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
loving lmao at Biglia and Aguero

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?

abuse culture. posted:

No picture of Dybala, tentatively voting 2

poo poo, you are right. Fixed.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Just noticed all the 4/20/69's. This is a work of art.

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004

hello i am phone posted:

poo poo, you are right. Fixed.

4

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
this is the OP to beat

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
I don't think it can be beat

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
me, reading this OP

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




The story of Maxi Lopez, Mauro Icardi, and Wanda Nara in pictures:

















...and because Maxi Lopez was one of the only Argentines at Barcelona when a tiny kid from Rosario went over to La Masia, despite his talent, clear superiority to a certain fat choking traitorous wasteman who couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat, and imminent blockbuster transfer to either Chelsea or Juventus (Wandita, who is both wife and player agent, recently posted a picture of a dead snake and a live zebra by each other on Instagram--which made people very interested), Maurito will never play for Argentina.

Troy Queef fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Jun 4, 2018

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Great op, op

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Great OP and gently caress Icardi, I hope he never gets called

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



:master: op

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?

quote:

Argentina's national football team has cancelled an upcoming friendly match with Israel, Argentine news sources reported.
Argentinian sports website Minutouno reported on Tuesday that Saturday's game in Jerusalem had been "suspended" amid an "escalation of violence, threats and criticism" directed at captain 'Leo' Messi.
Argentina, a major contender to win the World cup this summer, has made four previous pre-World Cup visits to Israel since 1986.
The fixture between the two teams was set to be played in Jerusalem's Teddy Stadium on June 9, which is built on land that was once a Palestinian village that was destroyed in 1948.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/06/argentina-cancels-friendly-israel-jerusalem-180605204850600.html

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
i didn't know messi was palestinian

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?

qsvui posted:

i didn't know messi was palestinian

Lionel 'Leo' Messi is more of a supporter of Iran

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Gotta hand it to the ambassador, he knew which buttons to push even though the analogy is pretty bad.

quote:

The ambassador of Palestine in Argentina, Husni Abdel Wahed, had expressed his opposition to the friendly.

"This match would be similar to us celebrating ... the occupation of Malvinas," he told Radio Coperativa on Tuesday, referring to the Falkland Islands.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/06/argentina-cancels-friendly-israel-jerusalem-180605204850600.html

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
This is why there were threats against Messi

https://twitter.com/MESSI0o/status/1004219185751384064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


that's fake news. as if Messi can string that many words together

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

He of course didn't say this but it'd real cool if he did.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Cool and good, I want to believe

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Manu Lanzini's knee died and he's out of the World Cup.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5820803/Manuel-Lanzini-ruled-World-Cup-knee-injury.html

Shikantaza
Sep 10, 2016

So we might see Icardi after all?

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Argentina's midfield looks like when I try to pick up ladies on twitter, 0 DM's. So I hope Sampaoli calls someone in that position like Enzo Perez.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Shikantaza posted:

So we might see Icardi after all?

We will not see Icardi, Enzo Perez was called up

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Talking about Icardi...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BjzOT4En45V/

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

hello i am phone posted:

Argentina's midfield looks like when I try to pick up ladies on twitter, 0 DM's. So I hope Sampaoli calls someone in that position like Enzo Perez.

why isnt parades an option?

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
Watched the game today with my Argentinian wife and because of Messi playing like a flummoxed autist, my home is even more depressing and sexless than usual

Thanks a lot you midget failure

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://twitter.com/Che_Bombacha/status/1008014803355471874

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Maurito would have scored that penalty

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Troy Queef posted:

Maurito would have scored that penalty

Aguero would have too but lol if you think anyone but Messi is taking it.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Yeah Maurito would have scored.

He also wouldn't have missed that penalty.

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Gigi Galli posted:

Aguero would have too but lol if you think anyone but Messi is taking it.

Messi missed 5 of the last 10 he’s taken apparently 🤢

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
is this the lol at Messi thread?

Magni
Apr 29, 2009

Translation please. :allears:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

fridge corn posted:

is this the lol at Messi thread?

Every thread is the lol at Messi thread.

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



quote:

Filmmaker. Iceland's goalkeeper is a filmmaker. The starting goalkeeper. FILMMAKER. MOVIE DIRECTOR, LIO. AN AMATEUR WHO DIRECTS SHORT FILMS STOPPED YOUR PENALTY, LIO! THE loving FROZEN oval office OF ICELANDIC MOTHER, LIO! AND HE IS A BETTER KEEPER THAN WILLY, BALD hosed LOSER. QUIT SAMPAOLI! GO DIE!

Added some commas for clarity and had to take some liberties with the colorful argie profanity

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