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Gruff dad in his dirty shirt and jeans waiting in his Tundra for his son to pull into the Texas Roadhouse parking lot, as he decided to reward his son with a meal for finally getting a job..something with computers? Dad is listening to Sirius switching between Classic vinyl and sports talk looking at his watch seeing son is already late


by FactsAreUseless

daddy anime

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peanut shells cutting up my gay sons lily white feet, of course hes crying, other dads growling nd curling their lips


HolePisser1982

daddy anime posted:

Gruff dad in his dirty shirt and jeans waiting in his Tundra for his son to pull into the Texas Roadhouse parking lot, as he decided to reward his son with a meal for finally getting a job..something with computers? Dad is listening to Sirius switching between Classic vinyl and sports talk looking at his watch seeing son is already late


ol yeller
getting up and leaving when my son orders a diet root beer


ol yeller
Dad rolls in and the manager shakes his hand, some of the college ages waitresses in I <3 my job shirts blush because they want the old bull, not even noticing the the curly haired beanpole sporting glasses and a Supreme lanyard holding an ID badge that says seasonal employee

Dad elbows the Grillmaster who came out to personally thank him for coming and says “get em the kiddy menu and a booster seat” to which the son looks up from his smart phone to say “Yeah right!! I need a menu with some Sour Beers on it!!”

Grillmaster looks at Dad with empathy


by FactsAreUseless

daddy anime

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trying to mhmble my order of a salad but the waiter keeps saying “what?” so finally i scream I JUST WANT A ASALAD I DONT LIKE STEAK and burst jnto tears, working class dad goes red in the face



baggy jorts

all the other customers turning in excitement when the sizzling hot skillets make their way by, but my sensitive boy whimpers and twists in his seat. for fucks sake


HolePisser1982

he orders wine and when the waiter asks what kind with a sigh, he says "whatever daddy recommends" and beams at you expectantly as you try to calculate how much money you would need to make it to Mexico


ol yeller
glaring at him as he eschews his 6 oz filet cooked well done to eat the softball-sized kale garnish


boar guy

me: So... ya like girls, son
queermo kid: Eeee! Omg youve been watching Girls? dad you gotta- how epic was that wedding ep- you gotta watch Broad City next it gives me liiiife


HolePisser1982

5 foot tall 60 lb anemic 25 y.o. software engineer son has been looking at goatse without laughing


ol yeller
my long hard hours of toil have taught me that life is a precious thing to be spent doing the things that you love, and I love to take my son out for steaks. please put down the gameboy sweetie


keanureeves99
waiter flinches hard when he hears the words shirley temple. buddy, welcome to the club


HolePisser1982

flannel wearing dad pretending not to notice as the kid struggles to crush open the free peanuts but eventually has to intervene when he starts trying to cut them open with a fork and knife


apropos to nothing

apropos to nothing posted:

flannel wearing dad pretending not to notice as the kid struggles to crush open the free peanuts but eventually has to intervene when he starts trying to cut them open with a fork and knife

theres actually an app for doing this. ill just ask the server what the wifi is.


ol yeller
visibly sweating as my son snapchats me cracking open peanuts while shouting "yassss slay! go off!"


ol yeller

apropos to nothing posted:

flannel wearing dad pretending not to notice as the kid struggles to crush open the free peanuts but eventually has to intervene when he starts trying to cut them open with a fork and knife

lol



baggy jorts

Dad practically flips table when son nervously asks the sexy waitress "do you guys have milkshakes?“



niggle

HolePisser1982 posted:

me: So... ya like girls, son
queermo kid: Eeee! Omg youve been watching Girls? dad you gotta- how epic was that wedding ep- you gotta watch Broad City next it gives me liiiife



Skylark
dad: what are you some kind of enjoyable human being
son: some kind, yes, but not the kind you think..... *climbs up onto the mechanical bull and stays on for the whole time, when he gets off its absolutely soaked in cum*


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scary ghost dog
dad: me and the boyll both have a 16 ounce, medium
waitress: and what would you like for your sides
dad: we'll have a baked potato
me, looking up from my nintendo switch: actually could i get my potato mashed or french-fried instead of baked?


apropos to nothing

apropos to nothing posted:

dad: me and the boyll both have a 16 ounce, medium
waitress: and what would you like for your sides
dad: we'll have a baked potato
me, looking up from my nintendo switch: actually could i get my potato mashed or french-fried instead of baked?



mongolia
hunching over to hide my face when the line dance starts. OF COURSE we're sitting right next to where all this drumpftarded country poo poo is happening. going to ask dad if we can just get a box and he can drop me off at the office


slam flanders




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apropos to nothing posted:

dad: me and the boyll both have a 16 ounce, medium
waitress: and what would you like for your sides
dad: we'll have a baked potato
me, looking up from my nintendo switch: actually could i get my potato mashed or french-fried instead of baked?

what kind of epic fail dad would ever order a steak medium you tard



Long Waffle Beard
workijg class dad sighs and hangs his head as i attempt to explain to the waiter abuot tofu steaks



baggy jorts

vina-
loving vin...
VINAIGRETTE? ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME?!


boar guy

*rolling my eyes when they hring the free bread* its indiagnoised but i feel that i have a glutejn intolerance dad



baggy jorts

baggy jorts posted:

*rolling my eyes when they hring the free bread* its indiagnoised but i feel that i have a glutejn intolerance dad

lol



pog boyfriend


thank you dendy(old summer sig)
this is what gets the bacon these days
i hope you enjoyed my post here is to many more
99.99% of teenagers have moved on to "music" like rap, rock, techno, etc. if you are still one of the 0.01% that still listen to welsh court music put this in your sig i do not have a new autumn sig so instead i am pimping my wide with some sweet badges :P
can i get a MERI KURISIMASU?! HAPI HANUKA ?! ...ah hell. happy holidays everyone! be sure to drink some "egg" nog in a way the increaseing length of this signature could be said to be a reflection of time passing. as trees gain more rings, so to does this signature become more fucked up and long. you ever eat a pumpkin? shit is not as easy as it looks.

boar guy posted:

vina-
loving vin...
VINAIGRETTE? ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME?!

Vin Diesel lol (just brainstorming ideas that could be funny)


ol yeller

Long Waffle Beard posted:

what kind of epic fail dad would ever order a steak medium you tard

*obviously in physical pain* barnacle jim is right




tyler


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ol yeller posted:

Vin Diesel lol (just brainstorming ideas that could be funny)

just kickin' the ol' peanut aroun'


boar guy


HolePisser1982


taking my sons 3ds away from him and waving it around in the aisle to get him to look at the hot jeans butts of the waitresses


Oh Don Piano

lmao


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Skylark
Coming back from the bathroom to notice my son's legs have been crossed at the knee under the table this entire time, then diverting my course to the table and leaving the restaurant.


dionysian


Fail son isnt even rejady to order when the waiter comes because he spent the first 10 minutes trying to get the notification settings on his fitbit right [Steps Walked Today: 221]. Sneezes when the server grinds pepper on to gruff dad's porterhouse



The XKCD Larper

HolePisser1982 posted:

me: So... ya like girls, son
queermo kid: Eeee! Omg youve been watching Girls? dad you gotta- how epic was that wedding ep- you gotta watch Broad City next it gives me liiiife


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