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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

plz control u toxic hatsculinity




the new weekend at bernie's looks dope

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canada jezus
Jul 18, 2011



Snowman_McK posted:

Is Takeru the horny one?

You're thinking of teruto ishihara. Takeru could be horny too though.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

When I was a wee bairn we couldn't afford food so we ate people's cast-off forks. Now I only consume top quality British eating utensils from Michelin starred restaurants

Snowman_McK posted:

Is Takeru the horny one?

Takeru is a really exciting, aggressive kickboxer with a record of 34-1, best 145lbs & under kickboxer at the moment. A whole lot of fun to watch

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018


You weren't ASKED if Takeru was a good kickboxer. I ASKED YOU... IS. HE. HORNY?

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005

"First lesson. Stick 'em with the pointy end."


Snowman_McK posted:

Is Takeru the horny one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7vHiDSZhR4

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches


why does he look so emaciated

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

bradzilla posted:

why does he look so emaciated

What you’re seeing as emaciation is actually him glimmering with health due to a straight edge lifestyle.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sM8pDH-HMc

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014


The UFC is going back to the old weigh-ins

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016



CM Punk won a lawsuit against a doctor who worked for the WWE. This doctor was reportedly trying to sue him for a million dollars.

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/st...103684463132673

eric
Apr 27, 2004


Lipstick Apathy


Bring back IVs too

mewse
May 2, 2006





Rigel posted:

CM Punk won a lawsuit against a doctor who worked for the WWE. This doctor was reportedly trying to sue him for a million dollars.

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/st...103684463132673

Does the phrase "CM Punk has just won" mean that I need to eat another hat

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


bradzilla posted:

why does he look so emaciated

he's a casual 50 and he just exercised

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010

Stromgarde pincushion factory, est. whenever a Troll decides to get near.

mewse posted:

Does the phrase "CM Punk has just won" mean that I need to eat another hat

Depends if you bet if he was going to win THIS week

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



Matt Lindland posted:

You weren't ASKED if Takeru was a good kickboxer. I ASKED YOU... IS. HE. HORNY?

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013


CM stands for 'Completely Malnourished'.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Rigel posted:

This doctor was reportedly trying to sue him for a million dollars.

4 million.

Seriously. He wanted $1 for every view on a youtube video of a podcast Punk did about leaving WWE. The trial was an unbelievable farce.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.



the doctor was asked if it negatively affected his career and he said no, but he did get some MEAN TWEETS!!!!!!!

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you're gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~


i side with amann b/c the whole thing made him go have a stupid trial that made him look like a big dumb idiot and adversely affected his career

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013

No need to apologise when I am right, like usual.





Say Nothing posted:

CM stands for 'Completely Malnourished'.

Crappy MMAfighter Punk

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





Comprehensively outMatched Punk

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage



This was probably said aready, but It officially (as said in court by Punk under oath) stands for Chick Magnet because of a past tag team he was in named the Chick Magnets.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007
Internet Appreciation

Why is Punk fighting a dead person

I haven't watched fights in many years but I can't imagine that one being very good

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

This is cyber bulling and I will not stand for it.


Liquid Communism posted:

Jesus, he looks like a walking corpse. I mean, I get cutting, but look at his arms. There's nothing there to cut -from-.

Its a bit of an optical illusion because if you look closely you will see that both of his arms are partially obscured behind his coaches. Its just weird because both arms are obscured the exact same way.

mewse
May 2, 2006





The card this weekend looks good aside from Punk. Tai Tuivasa is gonna KO Arlovski. RDA vs Colby. Whittaker vs Romero.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Its a bit of an optical illusion because if you look closely you will see that both of his arms are partially obscured behind his coaches. Its just weird because both arms are obscured the exact same way.

He mastered the art of hiding his arms when taking pictures with other wrestlers I bet. Probably just does it without thinking about it sometimes.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


Lone Goat posted:

the doctor was asked if it negatively affected his career and he said no, but he did get some MEAN TWEETS!!!!!!!

from Mike Litoris

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017






I can't watch to watch the CM Punk fight on instagram as he performs the GTS

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!



Ad by Khad posted:

Why is Punk fighting a dead person

I haven't watched fights in many years but I can't imagine that one being very good

If he can manage a win (he won't) the buys for his next PPV will be thru the roof!

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013

No need to apologise when I am right, like usual.





kensei posted:

If he can manage a win (he won't) the buys for his next PPV will be thru the roof!

It'd be a thriller. The UFC would struggle to beat it.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Taintrunner posted:

I can't watch to watch the CM Punk fight on instagram as he performs the GTS

It is likely he'll Go To Sleep, yes.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


i think that tj and cody might go back and forth trading wins if they kept fighting each other over and over but duane ludwig seems like a way better trainer than danny lights out garcia so i'm picking tj again. bringing in lomachenko and takeru is awesome

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

This is cyber bulling and I will not stand for it.


I feel kinda bad for CM Punk because if you were doing mid-life crisis MMA at some gym and the UFC offered you a bunch of money to main event a card it would be hard to turn it down no matter how unqualified for it you are

mewse
May 2, 2006





Mel Mudkiper posted:

I feel kinda bad for CM Punk because if you were doing mid-life crisis MMA at some gym and the UFC offered you a bunch of money to main event a card it would be hard to turn it down no matter how unqualified for it you are

I keep thinking about how the UFC are putting two 0-1 guys on their main card and how absurd it is

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005

"First lesson. Stick 'em with the pointy end."


Skip My Posts posted:

i think that tj and cody might go back and forth trading wins if they kept fighting each other over and over but duane ludwig seems like a way better trainer than danny lights out garcia so i'm picking tj again. bringing in lomachenko and takeru is awesome

One of the only things I remember from the last few Ultimate Fighter seasons is one of Cody's fighter's losing and coach of the year Danny Castillo immediately dropping a "this is on you" on the fighter who just lost in embarrassing fashion.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Mel Mudkiper posted:

I feel kinda bad for CM Punk because if you were doing mid-life crisis MMA at some gym and the UFC offered you a bunch of money to main event a card it would be hard to turn it down no matter how unqualified for it you are

Oh okay

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002



It's pretty absurd but if they took the high road on this Bellator would have done it and taken their money and it's not like the UFC has real standards or dignity anyway.

mewse
May 2, 2006





Intel&Sebastian posted:

It's pretty absurd but if they took the high road on this Bellator would have done it and taken their money and it's not like the UFC has real standards or dignity anyway.

congressman saying belts don't matter.jpg

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005

"First lesson. Stick 'em with the pointy end."


I don't feel bad for CM Punk because he is getting paid a ton of money to be really bad at fighting in the biggest MMA promotion.

I feel bad for Mickey. Gall finished Punk and Sage Northcutt, lost a decision, and the UFC hasn't made a peep about him since.

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chaleski
Apr 25, 2014


I like that the subtext of the fight is "can we find someone bad enough to lose to CM Punk?"

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