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Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


maybe hes throwing his punches all lunging and weird like that to keep his hips away from Maia? ive never seen colbys other fights so i have no idea

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Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

I made it to the rage phase



Skip My Posts posted:

maybe hes throwing his punches all lunging and weird like that to keep his hips away from Maia? ive never seen colbys other fights so i have no idea

Yes, keeping his hips away from Demian Maia, who never met a takedown he actually liked.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Yes, keeping his hips away from Demian Maia, who never met a takedown he actually liked.

he effortlessly took down chael who has amazing wrestling

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


Skip My Posts posted:

he effortlessly took down chael who has amazing wrestling

it was a p sick bodylock clinch and lateral drop

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good





Fallen Rib

Skip My Posts posted:

he effortlessly took down chael who has amazing wrestling

LobsterMobster posted:

it was a p sick bodylock clinch and lateral drop

https://gfycat.com/UniqueUnlawfulAdeliepenguin

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at Jun 7, 2018 around 18:40

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

I made it to the rage phase



^^^

Skip My Posts posted:

he effortlessly took down chael who has amazing wrestling

Maia gets bodylocks and clinch/trip takedowns, but he's not shooting for anyone's hips on the regular.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Dirt Road Junglist posted:

^^^


Maia gets bodylocks and clinch/trip takedowns, but he's not shooting for anyone's hips on the regular.

keeping your hips away is also good defense against clinching and bodylock takedowns lol

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


double hip takedown

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005

"First lesson. Stick 'em with the pointy end."


I think in the Maia fight he was banking on going at a pace that Maia could not possibly keep up with. So coming forward lunging with bullshit punches he didn't care about landing worked out in the end, because Maia did gas out and lose. Not saying he's a good striker by any means and doing that against RDA is a really bad idea if it doesn't lead to him getting in on RDA's hips and making it a grinding wrestling match.

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!


Snowman_McK posted:

I'd clumsily compare him to Jeremy Stephens. Someone who isn't perfect on a technical level, but who you simply cannot gently caress up in front of, because he will fly across the octagon and kill you

i would compare him to shin akuma, someone who isn't perfect on a technical level, but who you simply cannot gently caress up in front of, because he will fly across the octagon and kill you with the shin goku satsu

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I would compare him to a kiss from a rose on the gray, someone who remains the light on the dark side of me, but did you know that when it snows, his eyes become wide and the light that you shine can be seen

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

I made it to the rage phase



Bluedeanie posted:

I would compare him to a kiss from a rose on the gray, someone who remains the light on the dark side of me, but did you know that when it snows, his eyes become wide and the light that you shine can be seen

That escalated weirdly.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006





Bluedeanie posted:

I would compare him to a kiss from a rose on the gray, someone who remains the light on the dark side of me, but did you know that when it snows, his eyes become wide and the light that you shine can be seen

The more I get of him the stranger it feels

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


Bluedeanie posted:

I would compare him to a kiss from a rose on the gray, someone who remains the light on the dark side of me, but did you know that when it snows, his eyes become wide and the light that you shine can be seen

flawless

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Sealed the deal.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


oh god do i drive 6 hours to memphis to see matt serra and din thomas in a wrestling match?

https://twitter.com/Derricking1/sta...843720234192896

(how old is that serra pic tho? dude's still got visible cheekbones)

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


I'm fuckin confused who's fighting who.

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


Is that top to bottom? Left to right? Is Matt serra fighting Derrick king or din Thomas? Or is Dana white fighting Maria starr?

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016



Gay Horney posted:

I'm fuckin confused who's fighting who.

In the sport of fake fighting, they have a format called "tag team".

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


Gay Horney posted:

I'm fuckin confused who's fighting who.

serra and king (with dana white in their corner) vs din and dustin starr (maria starr in their corner)

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

I'M VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHONDROID DAMMIT


LobsterMobster posted:

oh god do i drive 6 hours to memphis to see matt serra and din thomas in a wrestling match?

(how old is that serra pic tho? dude's still got visible cheekbones)

yes you should

and holy poo poo that pic is old, you can actually see Serra's neck

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





LobsterMobster posted:

oh god do i drive 6 hours to memphis to see matt serra and din thomas in a wrestling match?


https://i.imgur.com/u5Js289.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





Also, I felt kind of bad for Andrei Arlovski going in there with Tai Tuivasa, but since Andrei just said that he thinks the idea of drinking a beer out of a shoe is disgusting, I now hope he gets smashed into next week. gently caress that guy.

STONE COLD 64
Oct 20, 2006

austin 3:16 says shut up. shut hte fuck up. where is my beer. i need hel

punk...owns

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007

my name is john carter



Memento posted:

Also, I felt kind of bad for Andrei Arlovski going in there with Tai Tuivasa, but since Andrei just said that he thinks the idea of drinking a beer out of a shoe is disgusting, I now hope he gets smashed into next week. gently caress that guy.

the pitbull is going to old man game tai to a bad decision and it's going to own. he will be number one contender before the year is out

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006


Joey McChrist posted:

yes you should

and holy poo poo that pic is old, you can actually see Serra's neck

He even has abs.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009



Not for anything Punk has banged Maria and AJ Lee so he absolutely deserves the nickname chick magnet lol. Like, it is the one thing we can't make fun of him for.

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


Stealth Tiger posted:

Not for anything Punk has banged Maria and AJ Lee so he absolutely deserves the nickname chick magnet lol. Like, it is the one thing we can't make fun of him for.

Do you think the cm nickname hurt or helped

Gay Horney fucked around with this message at Jun 8, 2018 around 01:18

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
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threeagainstfour posted:

I think in the Maia fight he was banking on going at a pace that Maia could not possibly keep up with. So coming forward lunging with bullshit punches he didn't care about landing worked out in the end, because Maia did gas out and lose. Not saying he's a good striker by any means and doing that against RDA is a really bad idea if it doesn't lead to him getting in on RDA's hips and making it a grinding wrestling match.

I think it's more likely that he's just a bad fighter who managed to lose a round kickboxing against Damien loving Maia.

JaySB posted:

The more I get of him the stranger it feels

eh-eh-ey

mewse
May 2, 2006





He banged two chicks I've never heard of, therefore I can't make fun of his nickname

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.

Stealth Tiger posted:

Not for anything Punk has banged Maria and AJ Lee so he absolutely deserves the nickname chick magnet lol. Like, it is the one thing we can't make fun of him for.

Lol nah.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT MY SELF-PUBLISHED WARHAMMER FANFICTION AND MY KNIFE COLLECTION


I'm pretty sure LL Cool J does fine with women, yet his nickname (ladies love cool james) is still dumb as poo poo.

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!


jay z wants everyone to call him that but its just a name he made up and put on his records tshirts posters and other merchandise. iím going to call him shawn though because thats weird to do, nickname yourself.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

YOSPOS


Stealth Tiger posted:

Not for anything Punk has banged Maria and AJ Lee so he absolutely deserves the nickname chick magnet lol. Like, it is the one thing we can't make fun of him for.

I didnít know who those women were, so I looked them up, and apparently AJ made CM go to the doctor and get his rear end-lump examined.

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003



Snowman_McK posted:

I'm pretty sure LL Cool J does fine with women, yet his nickname (ladies love cool james) is still dumb as poo poo.

It's a good nick name I think

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


I can't figure out why the odds on RDA Covington are so tight

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Jul 25, 2007
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Bluedeanie posted:

I would compare him to a kiss from a rose on the gray, someone who remains the light on the dark side of me, but did you know that when it snows, his eyes become wide and the light that you shine can be seen

the rare good jokey-joke

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008


Guys I just found out CM Punk is a WWE wrestler with no real training from a guy at work and he also got rear naked choked like 120 seconds into his first fight and got taken down first move, never stood back up and is a loving joke lmao

He also was paid 500K for that fight so jesus titty sucking christ wtf UFC

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



This next fight is probably going to barely cover the legal expenses he just had defending himself from a lawsuit put forward with the sole reason being to cost him money though so it all evens out in the end

Mr. Carlisle fucked around with this message at Jun 8, 2018 around 05:15

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Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008


Mr. Carlisle posted:

This next fight is probably going to barely cover the legal expenses he just had defending himself from a lawsuit put forward with the sole reason being to cost him money though so it all evens out in the end

My desire to know more intensifies

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