WWDC 2018 Keynote

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Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Boris Galerkin posted:

I can�t wait to watch porn on my watch.

Sorry, your Apple Allowance for porn is capped at 16 hours per day. Would you like to add more?

# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 19:19

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Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

incoherent posted:

fitbit (rip not lasting longer than a year) had a really good beat-off detection algorithm.

Hey, Android users might still buy something other than an Apple Watch.

Maybe.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 19:23

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

No one will ever be as good as Steve Jobs at these things so why even try.

I find the awkwardness and hokey delivery endearing to be honest.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 19:36

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

I dunno guys, but I think this is a pretty good WWDC so far.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 19:54

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

incoherent posted:

If i was working in invasive marketing, i'd be hopping out the first loving window.

Its D-day for all these thots.

Nah, too much of the non-Apple world relies on data mining for any of this stuff to fly. This kind of protection only works when you're a hardware manufacturer with 30% profit margins who makes a point of deliberately not spying on your customers.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 20:00

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

"One more thing...be careful out there. Bye!"

# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 20:10

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

enojy posted:

Wrong presentation, isn't it? I lost track of what they're doing these days but the hardware stuff is usually in a Q4 presentation.

We won't be happy until every presentation is a hardware presentation. And honestly they're so overdue they could announce new hardware every conference for the next three years and we'd still be pent up and frustrated.

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Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Binary Badger posted:

Also new animojis including a tiger and a ghost.

Your Memoji can wear a MAGA hat (shown during the demo) or other props.

And a T-Rex.

And tongues. Tongues all over the place.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 23:27

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