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Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

This is my pal Meaty Pete.

He likes to go on adventures and hang out around the house


He is a good room mate, look at him scrub the microwave with glee.


He even took out the trash! Such a good little guy.


On our way to the liquor store to keep poo poo interesting, Meaty Pete always buckles up for saftey, be like Meaty Pete.

Any suggestions for adventures when we get back would be appreciated.

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Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Eat Pete.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I hope you haven't told Meaty Pete about this thread yet because goons are probably going to be really mean and he seems like a nice guy

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I am PORKBELLY.

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




You should probably give extra food to the poor instead of playing with it.

It’s kinda cute tho no lie.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
He seems like the chad version of flat stanley.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

IDONTPOST posted:

You should probably give extra food to the poor instead of playing with it.

It’s kinda cute tho no lie.

Meaty Pete is 100% made of chicken dog treats. My dog eyes him sometimes but they seem to have some kind of truce.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
Meaty Pete fucks

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS


That would make pete sad though.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Is he related to Butcher Pete?

CzarStark
Dec 23, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Not keyboard goop. 1/5.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Throw him in the trash bins

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

want to pet that meatte

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

that's dumb and a waste of bacon op

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

He decided to bust out his trumpet on the way home in retaliation to kids with their recorders.
Sorry Meaty Pete, it feels wrong to play Taps at little kids.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"what's the deets
With meaty Pete?
We know he's meat! That seems obvious.
We know he's hit the streets, there's that.
But really... What is the DEETS of Meaty Pete?! I wanna know!"

*The janitor sweeping the back of the empty and obviously closed club coughs softly and looks down to avoid any eye contact as Jerry strains his eyes to stare from the stage into the darkness where a crowd only he can see is applauding and hooting*

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


is Meaty Pete actual bacon or is he made of dog treats?

not that it matters. would eat either way, just curious.

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Clean your car and stop letting your dope head friends smoke while they are nodding.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Tom Gorman posted:

is Meaty Pete actual bacon or is he made of dog treats?

not that it matters. would eat either way, just curious.

He is dog treats.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eat my meat OP

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Gay Weed Dad posted:

Clean your car and stop letting your dope head friends smoke while they are nodding.

Yeah, it was like that when I got it from an auction, but it is reliable and gets Meaty Pete and I around.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Applesnots posted:

Meaty Pete is 100% made of chicken dog treats. My dog eyes him sometimes but they seem to have some kind of truce.

they know it's been up ur butt

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

I thought dogs liked butts?

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Applesnots posted:

Yeah, it was like that when I got it from an auction, but it is reliable and gets Meaty Pete and I around.

I can appreciate being on a budget but you really ought to clean the hair/filth amalgam from the seats. My last car cost me $500 but with a bit of elbow grease I was getting compliments on how well-kept it was for its age.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
eat the meat pete

or feed it to your dog

meat is food not friends

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Applesnots posted:

I thought dogs liked butts?

even dogs have standards. not terribly high standards, given that they are often willing to eat their own poop, but standards nevertheless.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Gay Weed Dad posted:

I can appreciate being on a budget but you really ought to clean the hair/filth amalgam from the seats. My last car cost me $500 but with a bit of elbow grease I was getting compliments on how well-kept it was for its age.

There are cigarette burns all over the interior from the previous owner, I dont really care. Meaty Pete seems cool with it.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS


OH GOD HOW DO YOU STOMACH PUMP DOG JERKY?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Applesnots posted:


OH GOD HOW DO YOU STOMACH PUMP DOG JERKY?

Dude don’t post this online, you can go to jail

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

I called 911 and told him he ate all the benadryl and they just hung up on me when I told them it Was dog jerky. Help!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

gently caress man I don’t kno, maybe lick him?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
when you make the news for some atrocity theyre going to use meaty pete as a pic in all the articles op

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

scott zoloft posted:

Meaty Pete fucks

With his Petey Meat

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Say hello to my BEEFY friend.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Rushing Meaty Pete to the hospital RN!



I am so glad he is pocket sized.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
clean your loving car

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
pete will get infuckted from that thing for reals

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Two loving cigarette lighters? Omg nice ride for Pete’s habit.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
cram pete into hulk hogan meat shoes

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Quick ! Give him mouth-to-butt resuscitation!

His mouth. Your butt.

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