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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Is Coach gone? Please?

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Baron Corbin posted:

please only use this thread to talk about Raw and not anything else

ok, I guess

so why no Booker? Did he finally decide that RAW was beneath his dignity? And why did they replace him with an extruded plastic simulacrum of a real person?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

It's pretty impressive Elias chooses to wrestle in what looks to be Levi's 501s every week. That's gotta be expensive

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is very boring.

please do not use this thread to talk about this boring show

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Baron Corbin posted:

please only use this thread to talk about Raw and not anything else

a lot of eddie murphy's early standup is problematic and fares poorly in the modern climate

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
roman added a new move

its a big boot :effort:

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

Jiro posted:

It's pretty impressive Elias chooses to wrestle in what looks to be Levi's 501s every week. That's gotta be expensive

I assume all wrestling jeans are Chuck Norris Action Jeans

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I don't know why I'm surprised, but this is their reaction to Seth getting monstrously over again... to try (again) to transfer that to Roman.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Erebus posted:

a lot of eddie murphy's early standup is problematic and fares poorly in the modern climate

Yeah this. I tried watching Delerious and I cringed quite a few times.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Jiro posted:

It's pretty impressive Elias chooses to wrestle in what looks to be Levi's 501s every week. That's gotta be expensive

It's just a drop in the bucket compared to his scarf budget.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what is the point of this match

bartok
May 10, 2006



If the back of the Big Dog's vest lit up like the life bar in Dead Space he would be my favorite wrestler.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

SatansOnion posted:

ok, I guess

so why no Booker? Did he finally decide that RAW was beneath his dignity? And why did they replace him with an extruded plastic simulacrum of a real person?

david otunga is married to someone who used to be famous

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

I don't know why I'm surprised, but this is their reaction to Seth getting monstrously over again... to try (again) to transfer that to Roman.

Then. Now. Forever.

until Vince finally dies

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Baron Corbin posted:

david otunga is married to someone who used to be famous

Used to be? Buddy her family owns that river.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Baron Corbin posted:

david otunga is married to someone who used to be famous

I just saw her in an insurance commercial yesterday. If that isn't famous I don't know what is.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
At least Roman is only here for a tag team. The day he fucks up being a big man who can save his small friend is the day he gets the boot.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Baron Corbin posted:

david otunga is married to someone who used to be famous

They never married.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Rollins looks damned fine in red.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jinder looks like a gremlin when it gets wet and about to reproduce.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Writer Cath posted:

Rollins looks damned fine in red.

he should have the skunk stripe, but in red instead of blonde

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jiro posted:

Yeah this. I tried watching Delerious and I cringed quite a few times.

His stuff about women going home with aids on their lip because they kissed their gay friend is kinda fascinating just from the perspective of remembering how ill-informed people were on... well, everything!

Still, it lead to Tongues Untied being made, so it has that going for it.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
The Stomp

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Fucky fucky yy y

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Cavauro posted:

Fucky fucky yy y

Same

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Uhh, should that be a DQ?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
daaaamn

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Walking is so hard. Can't I just sit here quietly and appreciate Elias?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
The good guys win

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
that was some doing-raven-better-than-raven poo poo

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Rhonne posted:

Uhh, should that be a DQ?

its only a DQ if you hit a person with an object, not an object with a person

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Well done Roman, this is your fault! :mad:

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Is that supposed to be incidental chair use?

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jerusalem posted:

His stuff about women going home with aids on their lip because they kissed their gay friend is kinda fascinating just from the perspective of remembering how ill-informed people were on... well, everything!

Still, it lead to Tongues Untied being made, so it has that going for it.

You'd think a guy that enjoys transsexual sex workers would be more open minded.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Push El Burrito posted:

Walking is so hard. Can't I just sit here quietly and appreciate Elias?

my feet hurt i don't want to walk with elias can i get some kind of segway or something

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Shima Honnou posted:

he should have the skunk stripe, but in red instead of blonde

have it red at one end fading into blond

boom, there you go, his hair is Burning It Down

and speaking of the impulse to start fires, the champion is once again made a fool of in a non-title match

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Why do they start their "folks elias just pinned the intercontinental champion" lines before the 3-count

Why are their commentary cues 100% predictable if you watch more than once

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

it's really weird to me to think about how many matches with world-class performers have for multiple years now had their results determined by the interference of the Bollywood Boyz

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

A match presented by a razor featuring a guy with a beard and a guy with a GIANT beard

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Fat Lowtax posted:

Why do they start their "folks elias just pinned the intercontinental champion" lines before the 3-count

Why are their commentary cues 100% predictable if you watch more than once

so they can do the "WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPI-NOOOO"

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