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 Come join Lord Magus, the rebellious bewigged stone-sucking muscle wizard god, horse fucker extraordinaire, on his  Magus Awakens. Magus Mines. Magus Covets. Magus Deserts. Magus Grounds. Magus Repeats. Magus Ends.ART Sperglord Firecock posted:
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 ground loving floor banana hair Goku wishes to loot the dead BURIAL GROUNDS fishception fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Jun 9, 2018 |
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Jun 7, 2018 04:00
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AZURE COVE hook up with mermaids or some poo poo
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Jun 7, 2018 04:37
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what the flying gently caress go to the mines first
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Jun 7, 2018 04:52
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Goku, grunting, needlessly complicated ammo systems, achievements everywhere, poor posture, poorer dialog, and nipple armor. Game of the year, every year.
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Jun 7, 2018 05:30
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This game just doesn't get DBZ. Spamming Ki Blasts is never supposed to work! Anyway, I was going to randomly vote for the Desert, but then I saw that'd just create a 4-way tie... so Desert it is!
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Jun 7, 2018 05:49
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Cove because I want to make this bad game as bad as possible by denying you upgrades.
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Jun 7, 2018 06:15
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Where do you keep finding this bargain bin nonsense? It's not like everything you've LP'd is schlock on this level but the sheer volume is still morbidly fascinating. Also my d4 says to go to the Cove.
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Jun 7, 2018 08:23
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God this game looks like absolute garbage. Also Selenic Martian, I am curious, what is your accent? You have a truly pleasant speaking and narration voice.
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Jun 7, 2018 08:25
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Mines, because upgrades.
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Jun 7, 2018 08:50
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Wow, this game is surprisingly poo poo. I haven't seen this bad a dialogue in a while. I vote for Cove.
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Jun 7, 2018 10:23
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I noticed that a trophy's title is "Zero Sum Escape", and I can't help but wonder if it was a reference to the Zero Escape series, what with the series' publisher - Aksys Games - also publishing this. This is probably the most noteworthy thing I saw because god drat this game looks aggressively bargain-bin-quality. Let's go with the Burial Grounds. Nothing interesting sounds interesting.
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Jun 7, 2018 21:33
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What I noticed immediately is how well objects blend with the background (mostly because it was many shades of brown). I would have had a much harder time spotting chests than SelenicMartian
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Jun 7, 2018 21:53
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please stop playing all the bad games before me you're making me look bad
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Jun 7, 2018 22:04
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Mines, I suppose. Also, wow, that woman's armor is ridiculous even by fantasy armor standards.
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Jun 7, 2018 23:32
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GamesAreSupernice posted:please stop playing all the bad games before me you're making me look bad Fortunately there's plenty of bad games out there. Heck, thanks to Valve's new "standards" there'll be plenty of new crappy games in easy reach. Though sadly I'm guessing finding the interestingly bad ones will be about as difficult as finding the actually good ones.
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Jun 7, 2018 23:47
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I think the biggest surprise about this game is that it's a PS3 game - you could've told me it was made with stock assets and sold for pennies on Steam and I totally would've believed it. That, and they somehow got some good voice talent for it: Ali Hillis and Liam O'Brien must've been seriously hard up for beer money when they recorded this.
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Jun 8, 2018 00:43
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Mines for all the gems. Wreck the Empire's economy, since we seem to be playing a Chaotic Evil asshat.
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Jun 8, 2018 01:49
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This games rules All rear end in a top hat, all the time
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Jun 8, 2018 02:35
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:This games rules yeah, this has a kind of deranged charm as a Violent Shithead Simulator, even if as an actual game it appears to be half-assed shitgarbage
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Jun 8, 2018 03:28
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Okay, is it seriously pronounced may-jus, soft g? This is going to bother me.
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Jun 8, 2018 04:41
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Sum Gai posted:Okay, is it seriously pronounced may-jus, soft g? This is going to bother me. 
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Jun 8, 2018 04:56
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Sum Gai posted:Okay, is it seriously pronounced may-jus, soft g? This is going to bother me.
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Jun 8, 2018 05:23
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It should be "may-gus"! That's how it's pronounced! I'll even accept "mah-gus". This game's write is so... bland. Every question you ask is answered in the vaguest way with no actual information exchanged. "What do priests get in exchange for dying in a year?" - "They get powers." "What kind of powers?" - "It's unique to each priest. Now go suck rocks." Your commentary is somehow more acerbic than in Neverdead, somehow.  Edit: Also Mines because gems. Solumin fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Jun 8, 2018 |
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Jun 8, 2018 06:06
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I'm confused. Didn't we just leave the prison that is located in a floating island that had both the gemstone mines and the mage tower?
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Jun 8, 2018 08:39
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Magus killed the guy before he was told how to get off the island, so he might still be on there.
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Jun 8, 2018 09:09
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Have you forgotten? Magus can teleport.
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Jun 8, 2018 11:32
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SelenicMartian posted:Have you forgotten? Magus can teleport.
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Jun 8, 2018 11:37
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He can jump off the cliff while spamming green ki blasts downwards to slow down his fall. Or he could if this was a better game, like say Cave Story.
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Jun 8, 2018 18:07
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There's something to be said for having a target, like bargain bin, and squarely hitting it. Can't wait to see where it goes next, or if it even goes anywhere at all. Votin' for the Burial Grounds.
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Jun 8, 2018 22:06
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 our hero, slurpin' up that green
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Jun 9, 2018 01:10
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for communism we need workers and the mines need workers so MINES
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Jun 9, 2018 02:58
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by the way, i hope you don't mind me doing lovely art of this lovely game
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Jun 9, 2018 04:02
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There's probably an underground level in every area but lets just try to get it out of the way by going to the mines
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Jun 9, 2018 04:27
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Yeah, okay, Knight's Contract and Neverdead has some charm, this looks beyond redemption.
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Jun 9, 2018 09:07
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anilEhilated posted:Yeah, okay, Knight's Contract and Neverdead has some charm, this looks beyond redemption. I dunno, you play a god so redeeming yourself should be a cinch...
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Jun 9, 2018 09:14
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Despite evidence on the playstation store to the contrary, I still am not really convinced this isn't a fake game you made and are trying to pass off as real.
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Jun 9, 2018 15:33
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What I gather from chapter 1 is that we totally deserved to be locked up.
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Jun 9, 2018 15:47
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This looks gloriously bad.
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The strange synchronicity of the idle animations during conversations makes it look like the characters are floating on ocean waves while talking to each other.
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