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Manifisto

google THIS posted:

That's a tough one

It could be a state of misery

Or maybe you'll just always be a virgin, ya?

On the other hand, if you still engage in fornication with a girl named Cally, you might say "I da ho."

I like all these! what I had in mind is a little different. maybe this will help.

the state I mean could take a cue from another state that has decided to end its bachelorhood (or at least try)

# ? Jun 9, 2018 16:52

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 23:19

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

The obvious one: how will you find out which state your wife wants to live in?

But also, how would you not find out which state your wife wants to live in?

Edit: oh, these are now the same as the one above!

# ? Jun 9, 2018 16:53

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Manifisto posted:

this state was named after a pretty obscure woman, she's amazing but you probably haven't heard of her

Indie Anna

# ? Jun 9, 2018 16:56

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Which state justifies shutting down the mines?

# ? Jun 9, 2018 16:57

google THIS

On what state do Muslims song religious songs featuring a lot of brass and Caribbean influences?

# ? Jun 9, 2018 17:02

Manifisto

roomforthetuna posted:

Indie Anna

hmm, I guess you have heard of her! well I'm over it anyway, I'm into someone way more obscure now.

roomforthetuna posted:

Edit: oh, these are now the same as the one above!

lol

# ? Jun 9, 2018 17:04

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

On what state do Muslims song religious songs featuring a lot of brass and Caribbean influences?

allah-ska!

good one

# ? Jun 9, 2018 17:06

Manifisto

what state is sick of that racket young people call music?

# ? Jun 9, 2018 17:10

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Manifisto posted:

mass o' chew sets

Yes, I was a little unsure whether my answer was that or massive chew sets, which is why the clue wasn't quite aligned.

quote:

but a bonus that almost makes sense

fluoride-a

Nice.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 17:11

Manifisto

roomforthetuna posted:

Bit of a stretch: which state makes werewolf-hide leather?

(Side question that also functions as a bit of a hint: if you made werewolf-leather, would it just be human skin most of the time?)

hmmm the only thing that comes to mind is

mon-tan-a

but I'm not sure that's it

e: or perhaps it's better put

man tanner

# ? Jun 9, 2018 17:45

google THIS

roomforthetuna posted:

Hawaii? I'm doing pretty well thanks.

Not bad, but while that sounds Japanese, it isn't an actual Japanese greeting.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 17:48

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

Not bad, but while that sounds Japanese, it isn't an actual Japanese greeting.

then it must be the fair state of

ohio gozaimasu

# ? Jun 9, 2018 17:56

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

google THIS posted:

Not bad, but while that sounds Japanese, it isn't an actual Japanese greeting.

Ah, I thought the anime fans connection was kawaii.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:40

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Manifisto posted:

man tanner

I was thinking moon tanner.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:41

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

This state is best known for naming female animals.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:47

Manifisto

this state is constantly dithering between residential and light industrial

# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:54

Manifisto

Jedrick posted:

This state is best known for naming female animals.

seems like a stretch, but

call her a doe

?

# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:54

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Manifisto posted:

seems like a stretch, but

call her a doe

?

lol you didd it

I'm Canadian as gently caress so its more like 'er

Jedrick fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Jun 9, 2018

# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:56

TK8325

Your buddy keeps coming over and you're exasperated.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 19:35

Manifisto

TK8325 posted:

Your buddy keeps coming over and you're exasperated.

mitch--again???

# ? Jun 9, 2018 19:41

Manifisto

an easy one

which state is as inevitable as death?

# ? Jun 9, 2018 19:43

TK8325

Manifisto posted:

mitch--again???

you got it!

# ? Jun 9, 2018 20:10

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Manifisto posted:

an easy one

which state is as inevitable as death?

T�x�s

# ? Jun 9, 2018 20:13

Manifisto

Olive! posted:

T�x�s

yee

# ? Jun 9, 2018 20:13

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Manifisto posted:

yee

haw.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 22:31

Manifisto

what state knows the backspace key isn't the only option?

# ? Jun 9, 2018 22:37

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Manifisto posted:

what state knows the backspace key isn't the only option?

Delaware lol.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 22:57

Manifisto

if it were named today it would be del woke

# ? Jun 9, 2018 23:11

alnilam

roomforthetuna posted:

Delaware lol.

# ? Jun 10, 2018 03:02

alnilam

roomforthetuna posted:

Are you talking about the consequence when you miss a sip, eew?

# ? Jun 10, 2018 03:13

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

alnilam posted:

ya

I actually was checking for that exact one when I came into the thread, because I made it up when someone told me the tiny drinks one about six months ago, so I was excited to have this opportunity to share it. Which was ruined.

# ? Jun 10, 2018 05:47

DavidAlltheTime: All David...all the TIME!

Manifisto posted:

this state is constantly dithering between residential and light industrial

R/I Zone-a?

The government's take on a donkey.

# ? Jun 10, 2018 06:03

Manifisto

DavidAlltheTime posted:

R/I Zone-a?

The government's take on a donkey.

yes!! although I thought of it more as, "a rezoner".

# ? Jun 10, 2018 06:15

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

I'm laughing at all these bad puns and I love you for them

# ? Jun 10, 2018 06:43

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

This state is Richard Stallman's open-source version of an indifferent-quality sociopathically mentally ill person.

# ? Jun 10, 2018 06:59

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

roomforthetuna posted:

This state is Richard Stallman's open-source version of an indifferent-quality sociopathically mentally ill person.

GNU meh sicko? :crossarms:

# ? Jun 10, 2018 07:15

Manifisto

Olive! posted:

GNU meh sicko?

damm

good guess

like, if its not right it should be

# ? Jun 10, 2018 07:20

TK8325

This literary dog convention was ruined with obscene behavior.

This canned food is the worst Thanksgiving meal.

These two states signify the top or bottom of a piece of music.

# ? Jun 10, 2018 07:22