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The ocean is calling and I must go
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You should conduct an audit. If people aren't filing their friendship returns on time, you can charge them interest and a penalty for late filing.
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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- Splicer
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from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
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Unfortunately friendchains are an immutable ledger.
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Jun 11, 2018 18:11
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They contain a record of every Friendcoin transaction, of who gave Friendness to who, forever.
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Jun 11, 2018 18:36
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- By popular demand
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IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!
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The BuddyBond® market just crashed! I lost millions and my dear old 🐈.
How do I get started on the whole drug manufacturing thing?
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Jun 11, 2018 18:40
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The best way to tell who is your real friend is to offer them money. Real friends refuse it while fake friends accept generous gifts. Withdraw your entire 401(k) and divide it into equal portions for each "friend." Then give it to them. If they accept, never talk to them again. They're not your "best."
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Jun 11, 2018 19:26
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Friends help friends when someone has to move house, and the best friends are those with a truck.
Be a best friend, buy a truck. The bestest friends have the biggest truck, and you want to be the bestest friend, right?
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Jun 11, 2018 19:57
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Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
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could someone please post a quick summary of the tax implications of friendcoin transactions?
I'm thinking about adding up to 3 more friends in 2018 but wanna make sure my withholding is set up right
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Jun 11, 2018 20:29
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- Weatherman
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WARBLEKLONK
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SELL YOUR SHITFRIENDS
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Jun 11, 2018 22:08
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Fun with Science
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Buy your friends horses. Then buy your friends' horses.
Excellent idea. Turn that underutilized friend equity into horse equity.
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Jun 11, 2018 23:18
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Can anybody tell me if my friend allocation makes sense for my age? I'm looking to retire from friendships early, if that's any help. I have 9 domestic friends, 2 international, and 1 fixed spouse.
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Jun 12, 2018 00:25
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- Monokeros deAstris
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which means Magical Space Unicorn
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Can anybody tell me if my friend allocation makes sense for my age? I'm looking to retire from friendships early, if that's any help. I have 9 domestic friends, 2 international, and 1 fixed spouse.
Why bother with any fixed spouse at all? Friendships are volatile but you don't care what your friends do tomorrow, only 30 years from now. The spouse is just a drag on your gains
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Jun 12, 2018 00:48
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It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
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I think we've got it for a few days, then on to greener pastures
or til we run out of finance related jokes
Or what's the opposite of BFC? Music? Art?
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Jun 12, 2018 02:05
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by Smythe
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Redneck or Sports, Redneck or Sports!
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Jun 12, 2018 02:10
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- Dik Hz
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Fun with Science
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I think we've got it for a few days, then on to greener pastures
or til we run out of finance related jokes
Or what's the opposite of BFC? Music? Art?
Opposite of BFC is probably bitcoin, forex, and candles. Oh wait......
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Jun 12, 2018 02:13
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So if your friends are all "best" friends with each other in a relay arrangement, how do you stop them from being your "best" friend, even years later?
Oh, and, by the way, there's no way to talk directly with anyone you used to be "friends" with. The conditions prohibit anything specific. You would have to stop them by a proxy force..... but how???
You're missing one of the most important parts of any friendship arrangement: trust. Place executive authority of all your friendcoins in a blind trust, tell your friends how much you've trusted them, and that'll satisfy all the notification requirements. You can then let your executor deal with all of them by proxy while you don't worry about silly things like talking to them, talking about them, or grown-up adult scenarios or communication.
Note that while this approach is great for dealing with friends with assets, you can't access any of the benefits associated with friends with benefits while they're in trust.
Edit: Also, I think Goons With Spoons would have this guy's recipe for success!
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Jun 12, 2018 02:40
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Can anybody tell me if my friend allocation makes sense for my age? I'm looking to retire from friendships early, if that's any help. I have 9 domestic friends, 2 international, and 1 fixed spouse.
Why did you go with a fixed spouse when everyone else in your age bracket are going with floating spouses and open relationships?
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Jun 12, 2018 03:33
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Why did you go with a fixed spouse when everyone else in your age bracket are going with floating spouses and open relationships?
I personally prefer to establish my asset allocation early on and sticking with it regardless of social markets. I feel better with a certain amount of fixed social income.
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Jun 12, 2018 04:01
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- Splicer
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from hell's heart I cast at thee
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I've got some spare social capital lying around and I'm looking to invest. Should I diversify across a broad range of close acquaintances or go all in on one best friend with a truck?
Splicer fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Jun 12, 2018
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Jun 12, 2018 08:56
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IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!
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The problem with investing in friends is that they can leave and chaining them in the basement reduces the value considerably.
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Jun 12, 2018 11:54
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I tried to avoid having to pay friendtax by selling my bestie to a family member for $1, but now the government are investigating me, please advise.
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Jun 12, 2018 13:15
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IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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drat big government and their arbitrary definitions of "slavery" and "abduction"! I should be a friend billionaire by now!
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Jun 12, 2018 13:48
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- moana
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one of the more intellectual satire communities on the web
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I've got some spare social capital lying around and I'm looking to invest. Should I diversify across a broad range of close acquaintances or go all in on one best friend with a truck?
Do you not have any friends with horses? Also can everybody please post expense ratios when asking these types of questions, it really doesn't make sense to evaluate friends without knowing how much they cost upfront.
Has anyone here ever leased a friend? I know it's not normally a good deal, but say I just need a best friend for a year or so, like for an upcoming wedding that they can help me plan. Would it be worth it then?
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Jun 12, 2018 18:24
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🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
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Is this viral marketing for the latest Tommy Wiseau film? If so this needs to go to the cinema subforum pronto.
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Jun 13, 2018 06:22
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IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!
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Don't take FriendCoin tips from Tommy, they always sleep with his women or still his brilliant banking ideas.
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Jun 13, 2018 07:31
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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friends are only going up up up!
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Jun 16, 2018 12:50
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- Moneyball
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It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
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Okay everyone, back on the bus. We're going to Goons With Spoons for some to die for avocado toast
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Jun 16, 2018 21:05
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 23, 2024 08:55
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IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!
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Oh hell yeah, the best friend I ever had with some white wine and mushroom sauce.
Them was good eating.
E: don't forget to sprinkle with grated piccorino cheese, and don't you dare bring that horrible synthetic 'truffle oil'.
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