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gizmojumpjet

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.

infrared35 posted:

This thread reminds me of a joke:

How do you get thirty Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Blow a whistle and say, "everyone out of the pool."

Maybe this technique works with best friends?

gently caress you whistle boy I'm not done gettin' wet.

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Herr Tog

gizmojumpjet posted:

gently caress you whistle boy I'm not done gettin' wet.



here we have a yankee

Captain Log

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:


You need to "activate" the bullet with a hammer to get it ready to fire. It's science.

Butch Cassidy

Someone once wondered how to conveniently stop four friends:

Herr Tog

The thread is dead and TFR killed it.

Sixgun Strumpet

Heh, yeah, 'round here I call myself The Enabler. I suspect pretty much everyone wishes they could be me -- I'm kind of a big deal, you see.

Herr Tog posted:

The thread is dead and TFR killed it.

Man alive, are you one of the only guys who still has a pony from then?

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Herr Tog posted:

The thread is dead and TFR killed it.

What is this stuffed into the bullet hole? It's a note, it reads:
"Fck yuo fagyot"
We should get a detective on this Fagyot fellow, sound french.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Butch Cassidy

Sixgun Strumpet

Heh, yeah, 'round here I call myself The Enabler. I suspect pretty much everyone wishes they could be me -- I'm kind of a big deal, you see.

French ladies are so hot

infrared35

Sixgun Strumpet posted:

Man alive, are you one of the only guys who still has a pony from then?

Speaking of which, I had no idea there were so many unicorns in the MLP universe (ponyverse?). I thought there were like two.

Mega64

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I'm glad this thread is here, as I know many people here are looking for ways to break up with their co-commentators (not to name names, but you know who you are).

Herr Tog

Mega64 posted:

I'm glad this thread is here, as I know many people here are looking for ways to break up with their co-commentators (not to name names, but you know who you are).

I am glad I got this thread moved. Best of luck. Tell me when Putty shows up.

Sixgun Strumpet posted:

Man alive, are you one of the only guys who still has a pony from then?

Yes, I haven't pissed anyone else off or been of note since then.

infrared35 posted:

Speaking of which, I had no idea there were so many unicorns in the MLP universe (ponyverse?). I thought there were like two.

I literally don't know

Splicer

from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Right guys we're coming up to the midgame and our friend slots are all gummed up from our early game trash drops. Time to do some spring cleaning. But... I've no idea how. I've looked through the manual, the keybinds, the official and the wikia fan wiki, all three subreddits, and even an old gamefaqs entry. How do I drop friends? Is there a mod I need to download?

If we work this out I'll be needing some new friend names. Volunteer below!

Haifisch

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



All you have to do to get rid of extra friends is ford every river you come across. If that doesn't work trying making them die of dysentery.

Tiggum

Your life and your quest end here.


Splicer posted:

Right guys we're coming up to the midgame and our friend slots are all gummed up from our early game trash drops. Time to do some spring cleaning. But... I've no idea how. I've looked through the manual, the keybinds, the official and the wikia fan wiki, all three subreddits, and even an old gamefaqs entry. How do I drop friends? Is there a mod I need to download?
There should be a button with a down-pointing arrow on it you can click on your follower screen. Unless your friends are cursed, then you're stuck with them. You could try visiting the chasm in the middle track, but it's completely random so you might lose friends you didn't want to.

Hieronymous Alloy


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




You can stop at least one friend by sacrificing them to the Blood Pool, but you get a variable bonus depending on which friend you sacrifice, so pick the one most appropriate for your build.

nine-gear crow
I pushed my best friend off a really huge cliff. But it turns out I didn't like him enough so I didn't get the Soul Stone out of it. Fuckin Nazi ghost lied to me, that bastard :mad:

Corgiflop

Maximum Derp

Simple - just make sure to put as many charisma-reducing debuffs on everyone - that should mostly take care of things. If their charisma scores are already low, just pick up a scroll of Feeblemind in the top secret area. Cue action, drama!

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nine-gear crow posted:

I pushed my best friend off a really huge cliff. But it turns out I didn't like him enough so I didn't get the Soul Stone out of it. Fuckin Nazi ghost lied to me, that bastard :mad:

Oh mang! You actually trusted Nazi Ghost?
He actively tries to get you to kill the best friend to assist you in a later boss fight which is: surprise surprise, the Nazi Ghost!

It's like the.old proverb says: never trust a nazi or a ghost.

E: the best friend to stop from joining is Darren, followed closely by Terrance.
Those two are only good for smoking all your [WEED] and occasionaly stealing some [GOLD] from your hoard for porn and pizzas.

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Jul 3, 2018

Rigged Death Trap

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

The "best" friends path is probably the worst one, you have to actually walk the entire map going from one side to the other on several fegch quests and all you get is an achievement.

FPzero

Game Over
Return of Mido

Don't make friends. Then it won't be so painful when they kill each other or get executed in front of you.

Moneyball

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
If you really want to lose friends, tell them you're really in to camping

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I tried to introduce a female friend to my male one and in the morning I found his partially chewed little body.:(
Now I have to fumigate the terrarium.

McGavin

nine-gear crow posted:

I pushed my best friend off a really huge cliff. But it turns out I didn't like him enough so I didn't get the Soul Stone out of it. Fuckin Nazi ghost lied to me, that bastard :mad:

Those who survive a long time as best friends start to think they're invincible. I bet you do too, buddy.

McGavin

Yo, buddy. You still alive?

Aesculus

Didn't any of you read the spoiler policy for the thread? It clearly says to avoid apoilers, even in tags, for any Best Friends: A Buddy Road Trip games.

nine-gear crow

McGavin posted:

Yo, buddy. You still alive?

It’s all just an extended Camelot reference in the end.

Moneyball

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
The real end boss is OP himself

lofi




So I'm trying to unlock the Ultimate Ending to this, how many Friends do I have to have before I hit the Endgame? Is it one of each class, or a set number, or what? GameFAQs just gives me hints about the Kool-Aid at the end which, yeah, duh.

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Flavour-Aid, the Kool-Aid is a gotcha choice.
The best friend combination IMO is :Jeremy in the rear, Mr.Orange below, Gunther crouching over everyone and Tammy holding the hand grenade.

nine-gear crow

lofi posted:

So I'm trying to unlock the Ultimate Ending to this, how many Friends do I have to have before I hit the Endgame? Is it one of each class, or a set number, or what? GameFAQs just gives me hints about the Kool-Aid at the end which, yeah, duh.

Seven. One for each Friendship Colour. Classes are optional, but the ideal build is: Paladin, Ranger, Mage, Thief, Monk, Summoner, and Accountant, in that order. It doesn't matter which Kool-Aid you pick at the end, it's all the same ending because the writers got lazy and went for :speculate:

lofi




I've not even seen summoners! Which version are you playing, I've only got the NTSC cart.

Splicer

from hell's heart I cast at thee
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It's an evolution class. Won't unlock innately until someone picks up Sorority/Frat Member, Guy/Gal Who Knows A Guy/Gal, or Popular On Twitter. For Job unlocks try Concierge, Tour Guide, or Media Influencer (only available in millennial edition).

Splicer fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Jul 6, 2018

signalnoise

i was told my old av was distracting
Just make sure you pair them all up enough so that everyone has BF level support stats

Herr Tog

Will they take a mortal blow for you and kiss you? Then they are your best friend.

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Only if you do their loyalty mission, not worth it imho.

Voxx

I'll give 'em a hold
and a break to breathe
And if they can't play nice
I won't play with 'em at all
I rather take the perk that increases stats when you don't have friends with you. You end up still needing to make friends for the ending but you just don't bring them with you. Their constant popup messages are annoying, wish it was a setting.

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[Frankie disliked that]

Moneyball

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
This thread will probably be leaving LP soon, so who is the best friend final boss?

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Whoever it is that kills the most whiney anime player characters.

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