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I open a can of the finest wet cat food with choice cuts of meat and no fillers or preservatives and artfully arrange it in my cat's food dish. She just glares at me. I sigh and open a can of avocado.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:00

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 11:04

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Cat: (dangling half way up a curtain, flipping out for no reason) I need a mental health day.

Me: 🙄

# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:02

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Now my cat wants a livable wage for killing small animals and laying out their entrails on the front step. Hell, when I was a kid I did that practically for free and still finished college with no debt.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:05

TK8325

My cat never wants to go to the vet, she's too worried about how to pay without insurance.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:10

Manifisto

what is it, fluffy? what does kitty want now? is it some food, do you want some food?

is it some string? want to play with some string?

is it . . . catnip? you wanna get hosed up, is that it?

are you asking about another cat? are you like lonely or horny or something?

*heavy sigh*

it's the ukulele, isn't it

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:14

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

felinnials are killing the housing market and leaving it on my pillow

# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:34

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

If I Fits, I Occupy

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everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jun 9, 2018 19:08

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Jedrick posted:

felinnials are killing the housing market and leaving it on my pillow

# ? Jun 9, 2018 20:39

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

mister magpie posted:

If I Fits, I Occupy

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# ? Jun 9, 2018 20:41

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Jedrick posted:

felinnials are killing the housing market and leaving it on my pillow

# ? Jun 9, 2018 20:41

google THIS

A Baby Borker frowns in concern as he chews up a newspaper. The cover headline is "Why Aren't Felinnials Buying Balls?"

# ? Jun 9, 2018 20:44

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

is this mouse free-range?

paul_soccer12 posted:

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# ? Jun 9, 2018 20:51

FluffieDuckie

mister magpie posted:

is this mouse free-range?

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jun 9, 2018 20:53

Manifisto

rubbing and skritching your cat's head, suddenly there's a text message

it's a purr emoji

# ? Jun 9, 2018 20:54

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Imagine if you will a restaurant that contains:

-a fountain of perpetually fresh cucumber-scented water

-a food bar with live fish, juice from canned cat food, freshly planted (felinnial-safe) garden herbs and bits of salmon, tuna and goldfish sushi rolls

-a freshly manicured catnip lawn with used wrapping paper everywhere to walk on

-Boxes. I mean, lots of boxes- and all of them are in the Sun, all the time.

-Human laps for seating, with obligatory scritchinz & pettinz

It still wouldn't be good enough for felinnials

# ? Jun 9, 2018 21:04

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

curled up in a cat bun, vaping nip and listening to meownosaur jr

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everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jun 9, 2018 21:15

take the moon: by sebmojo

felinists vs. meows rights activists

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# ? Jun 10, 2018 01:41

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

"smoke trees and gently caress mondays" - Garfield

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jun 10, 2018 06:24

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Smeowsh the state!

# ? Jun 10, 2018 06:37

alnilam

You can't spell meow meow meow without me me me :jerkbag:

# ? Jun 10, 2018 14:31

ulvir

my cat refuses to eat food that isn�t organic and locally sourced from the neighbourhood. he�s killing the cat food business

# ? Jun 12, 2018 21:30

FutonForensic

*cat kneads my belly, curls up in my lap and looks up at me expectantly with kind, loving eyes*

oh, i'm your emotional support animal, am I? Here's some emotional support: get a fokkin job

# ? Jun 12, 2018 23:03

Manifisto

I don't mind so much when they fail to catch the mouse, but these 'participant' trophies are getting expensive

# ? Jun 12, 2018 23:10

MockingQuantum

My cat is 15 and he still expects me to feed him and provide for him. By the time I was 15 I was driving the combine harvester, helping my family make ends meet

But you tell them that and they act like they're above doing real work. The only thing that cat can drive is me, insane

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# ? Jun 12, 2018 23:26

kalel

mister magpie posted:

If I Fits, I Occupy

# ? Jun 13, 2018 20:29

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 11:04

kalel

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# ? Jun 13, 2018 20:31

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