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Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Tavares is a boring-as-poo poo personality and he’s going to do the boring-as-poo poo thing and re-sign with the Islanders.

Edit: look how blessed I am to be a Caps fan:

https://twitter.com/_jakerussell/status/1005497808969924609?s=21

Mind_Taker fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Jun 9, 2018

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Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



https://twitter.com/alex_prewitt/status/1005572822410891265?s=21

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Just fold the NHL now. Nothing will ever beat post-Cup Ovechkin.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



https://twitter.com/dcsportsbog/status/1005583170761297920?s=21

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Jamwad Hilder posted:

Ovi kicks so much rear end

:emptyquote: :agreed:

Also I am incredibly impressed with Jakub Vrana’s partying game. He should be a lot of fun at the parade.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Status: still drinking.

https://twitter.com/dcsportsbog/status/1005964262702010369?s=21

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Gunjin posted:

I wouldn’t be surprised if Vegas threw a mountain of cash at Carlson.

They probably will but I don’t really see Carlson leaving DC after winning a Cup and also Washington can and will offer 8 years while Vegas and other teams can only offer 7.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007




George McPhee: I can’t give up a 6th overall for the best defenseman of this era

Also George McPhee: I will give up Filip Forsberg for Martin Erat

(Obviously Vegas was going to send more Ottawa’s way, but still)

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Jakub Vrana is probably drunker than Ovechkin right now.

Edit: https://twitter.com/moneymetalcakes/status/1006562066096902145

Mind_Taker fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Jun 12, 2018

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



lol from the aerial views it looks like there are more people at the Capitals parade than Trump's inauguration. Hopefully someone trolls Trump about that at their White House visit.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



The Washington Capitals kick rear end.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



How can anything in sports fandom top this? It's all downhill from here.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007




Mike Hoffman's longtime girlfriend allegedly behind campaign of harassment against Melinda and Erik Karlsson


quote:

“Monika Caryk has uttered numerous statements wishing my unborn child dead,” says Melinda Karlsson’s sworn statement to the court.

“She also uttered that she wished I was dead and that someone should ‘take out’ my husband’s legs to ‘end his career.’

“Monika Caryk has posted over 1,000 negative and derogatory statements about me as a professional.”

In March, Sens captain Erik Karlsson blasted an anonymous online troll who, in the comments section of a post mourning his dead son, accused his wife of “popping painkiller medication” during her pregnancy.

In an Instagram post mourning his son’s death, Erik Karlsson posted a photo of Axel’s tiny footprints. In the post, Karlsson thanked the city and the team’s fans for their love and support and wrote: “We feel very lucky to be Axel’s parents. Even though he was stillborn, we know we will hold him again one day under different circumstances and the joy he gave us will be with us forever.”

The post garnered more than 10,000 comments, with the overwhelming majority of them expressions of support and sympathy for the couple. However, one comment, posted by user @sandydandy45, stood out: “I feel bad for the baby he didn’t have a chance with Melinda popping pain killer medication everyday.”

Uh what the gently caress.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



ThinkTank posted:

Your girlfriend doesn't harass a teammate and his wife online over an extended period of time without at least your unspoken agreement.

Yeah...at best he tacitly endorsed this by not immediately breaking up with her after the first instance. He definitely agreed with this which honestly should get him a one-way ticket to the KHL.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Pornographic Memory posted:

While we're on the subject of landing spots for lovely garbage people Slava Voynov wants to make a comeback too and somebody might bite

https://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/interest-slava-voynov-explores-nhl-comeback/

Wasn’t he deported?

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Gunjin posted:

Mic'd up players/refs/coaches from the Finals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHzDyaCQiC0

My favorite part is Backstrom telling Engelland "You're loving terrible. Stay on the ice. Stay on the ice."

My favorite part is Ryan Reaves talking poo poo and then getting benched for Game 5.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



https://twitter.com/TarikNBCS/status/1006973933579534339

Give him as much money as he wants.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Ginette Reno posted:

Letang makes one idiot play and suddenly Caps fans want Trotz back.

To be fair Letang made several idiot plays.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Ginette Reno posted:

It's kinda interesting how Letang scoring that OT goal in game 3 vs the Caps in the 09 playoffs arguably spurred the Pens towards a Cup and denied the Caps one and now here we are in 2018 and he paid it back by giving up the goal in game 5 which gave the Caps confidence they could actually beat the dumb flightless bird team.

Makes u think

I completely forgot that the Capitals were an OT away from taking a 3-0 lead in that series. For whatever reason I remember the Penguins comfortably beating Washington in both Games 3 and 4. I remember Malkin's OT goal off of Poti's stick in Game 5 though. That was some bullshit.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



The only guy I really feel bad for is Nate Schmidt since he rules and it wasn't his choice to leave DC. Also he was there firsthand to experience the Caps winning.

Alzner was in DC for a while but I don't feel bad for him because he said part of the reason he signed in Montreal was because he thought he had a better chance to win the Cup there (lol).

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Yeah I don't really care that Alzner left to get more money. But if he's going to say Montreal is a better destination then I hope he realized that he didn't contribute jack poo poo to Washington to help them.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



https://twitter.com/travisyost/status/1007298153136046080

An Ottawa management burner account defending actions of management and trashing former and current players on their way out.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



The Caps are going to open the checkbook for Carlson and dump Orpik and/or Burakovsky to make it work. Grubauer is also going to be traded so they should get a little more cap relief with his replacement who is likely to be a league-minimum journeyman or Pheonix Copley if they promote from within.

Edit: VVV Yeah I really don't see Carlson getting $10 million anywhere. I think he'll end up getting $8.5M to $9M.

Mind_Taker fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Jun 15, 2018

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Jamwad Hilder posted:

The Caps are also probably going to overpay Tom Wilson this summer. I'd like them to keep DSP too. Add in a Carlson contract and, even with the cap going up by 6 mil, you're eating up runway pretty fast with guys like Vrana and Burakovsky due for new contracts next summer.

DSP is awesome and he should get a statue outside of the arena but I can't help but feel this postseason was just a huge flash-in-the-pan and that the Capitals should cash in on trading him somewhere else. (Vancouver!)

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Gunjin posted:

DSP gonna get paid, and I don't think by Washington. Grubauer is going to get dealt, maybe bundled with Orpik to get that off the cap. Carlson, a lot depends on the cap increase, I think on the open market he can pull more than Washington is comfortable paying, it'd suck to lose him but I don't think he's worth what he's going to get. Losing a top D is always a concern, but at least Washington has Johansen, Bowey, and Siegenthaler close to ready. Beagle is gonna get overpaid by somebody, and it isn't going to be the Caps. Wilson is going to get a bump, probably more than he's worth but nothing crazy. I really hope the Caps re-sign Kempny, but I've legitimately got no idea what he's going to pull on the market, he went from Chicago benching himevery night almost causing him to go back to Europe to playing top line on the Stanley Cup winner over the course of a couple of months.

I don't think any of those dudes can come close to replacing Carlson. Johansen and Siegenthaler are left-handed (and neither are really projected to be dynamic D-men) and Bowey seemed way over his head this season and I'm not really convinced he is going to amount to anything.

If they can't sign Carlson they really should be looking to trade for Erik Karlsson or something while their window is still open.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Bad teams should sign decent players like Vanek, Kovalchuk, or Green to flip at the trade deadline. It was funny when they ended up not trading Green but he was injured so it makes sense now.

Mind_Taker fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Jun 16, 2018

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1008785444228587522

gently caress

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Reirden is almost certainly getting promoted and it'll be quick. They've been grooming him for a while and it'll help make the transition rather smooth so that Carlson isn't tempted to go elsewhere due to coaching instability.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



lol Ottawa. If I'm analyzing this correctly Ottawa either:

a. Didn't even talk to Florida about Hoffman.
b. Accepted a lesser return from San Jose because they just wanted the coveted "higher cap hit than actual salary" dude in Boedker.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1009138149824421888

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Listened to a few podcasts on the subject and did a little thought myself and I think Trotz resigning is probably the best for all parties. Trotz wanted a 5 year deal worth $5 million a year, a perfectly reasonable request from a guy with a good regular season track record and now a Cup winner. So when the Capitals wouldn't give that to him I understand him wanting the move on.

But I also understand the Capitals saying no to Trotz's demands and trying to enforce the 2-year contract extension Trotz signed. The Capitals core players are all getting up there in age (minus Kuznetsov) and at some point they are going to need to transition to their youthful players and start a mini rebuild. For as good as Trotz did this postseason he still has trouble developing youthful players. Burakovsky has hit a wall and it's not all due to injuries IMO. Trotz benched Vrana off and on despite playing well and only played him in the top 6 when he was forced to do so with the Burakovsky injury and Wilson suspension. Trotz was reluctant to play Djoos despite him clearly being a better option than Orpik in most situations.

Washington already has Reirden who is familiar with the team so the transition should be relatively smooth. And there are also some rumors that Reirden may have been behind some of the structural changes to Washington's defense that made them go from bleeding scoring chances against to being one of the more stingy defensive teams in the postseason.

Cartoon Man posted:

Tortz’s final numbers with the Caps. drat it’s impressive when you actually look at it...

https://www.japersrink.com/2018/6/19/17478904/the-noon-number-thanks-for-everything-barry-trotz-capitals-stanley-cup

Yeah he was an excellent regular season coach and a crappy playoff coach until this year when we got bizarro Trotz.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



fits posted:

https://twitter.com/ikhurshudyan/status/1009466175628173312

new scheduling idea: stanley cup winning team should get to pick who their home opener opponent is for next season. just shaking my head that caps can't return the favour and raise the banner against the pens

This blows.

I would have settled for the Rangers to troll Lundqvist but the Bruins make zero sense. They aren’t rivals and the Bruins recently won a Cup so there’s zero intrigue.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007




The Capitals should bring the banner with them to PPG Paints arena.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Ovie's hair absorbs all of the wear and tear that a mere mortal's body would take as an NHL player.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



They need a goalie and they need Tavares to re-sign but a lot of the Islanders issues last year were caused by Weight being a bad coach. I bet Trotz leads them to a wild card or something.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Re: DSP

They probably didn’t qualify him because they were afraid an arbitrator would heavily weigh his playoff production and give an award the Capitals wouldn’t be happy with. And since teams can’t walk away from awards less than $4 million (which DSP would have come under for sure), the Capitals would have been stuck with him at a price they wouldn’t like.

However they are still negotiating with him as a UFA and want to bring him back at a more reasonable price. He might take more money from another team which is fine, but I kind of understand Washington not wanting to pay him like $2.5M or whatever an arbitrator night award him. They did a similar thing with Brett Connolly last year.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



How does Cam Ward keep getting a job?

He hasn't been above a .910 since 2012.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Why are the Penguins clearing cap space?

Normally I'd be nervous they are going to trade for Karlsson but gently caress it the Caps won the Cup I don't give a poo poo if the Penguins load up.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



https://twitter.com/pierrevlebrun/status/1012083210942140416?s=21

Probably a dumb move on DSP’s part but I’m happy he’s coming back even if he’s likely to never reproduce his postseason.

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Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



1 year $1 million for DSP per Kevin Weekes.

Awesome deal for the Caps.

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