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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > NBA Offseason N/V: I wanna join Poutino Mobley's Fun Fest
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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010

leftist heap posted:

OFFICIAL LEBRON POLL

I put together a short poll to see where people think LeBron will end up. Lemme know if I hosed anything up or there's anything I should add. I also put a comedy retirement option.

https://goo.gl/forms/pCcTj8wOZnmobiP33

Something's wrong with your poll I couldn't find the option for the Akron RubberDucks

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
 Whenever my mom forgets LeBron james' name, and it does happen cuz she's getting older, she just goes "better than Jordan who was better than Jordan"
True takes run deep

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AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Whenever my mom forgets LeBron james' name, and it does happen cuz she's getting older, she just goes "better than Jordan who was better than Jordan"
True takes run deep

do you just start rattling off names until you get to LeBron

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
 Also as much as it would doom the Anti-KD resistance, Russ joining LeBron on the Cavs would be funny for so many reasons I kinda want it to happen

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 LeAaron
LeArvil
LeBard...

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

AggressivelyStupid posted:

do you just start rattling off names until you get to LeBron
Sometimes I throw some love in for Clyde the Glide but usually I just say the "king" and then add "Kobe is proooooobably the fifteenth best player in history id say" as loudly as possible cuz this is socal

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dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man
In 3 years everybody in the league will be the size and shape of Marcus Morris except for a few Kembas lurking about shooting crazy contested threes from 40 feet out. You heard it here first.

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Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009

dokmo posted:

In 3 years everybody in the league will be the size and shape of Marcus Morris except for a few Kembas lurking about shooting crazy contested threes from 40 feet out. You heard it here first.

Markieff Morris ahead of the game.

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Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

WhyteRyce posted:

Cribbs couldn't break tackles how is he breaking scoops

This may be the worst take of all time.

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
 https://twitter.com/terence_huie/status/1005510994603462662?s=19

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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

 the funniest thing about that is lonzo being there by far

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AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

 why nurkic

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Henchman of Santa posted:

https://twitter.com/terence_huie/status/1005510994603462662?s=19

Warriors in 5

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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

AggressivelyStupid posted:

why nurkic

how would that even happen

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Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
If the Lakers ever turn into a threat for this Warriors team, the Warriors should sign LiAngelo Ball to be their 15th man/human victory cigar for wins over LA.

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Mudiay - Tim Hardaway Jr. - Lebron James - Porzingis (eta: March 2019) - Enes Kanter

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AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

MourningView posted:

how would that even happen

i thought nurkic had a giant contract but hes an RFA actually so the Lakers could do it I guess

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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

MourningView posted:

how would that even happen

He looks like he's wondering the same thing

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



 Maximum humor options for LeBron would be OKC and Boston but he forces Ainge to not trade Kyrie and turns him into his son again

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Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

 Best/worst scoring of the 2018 playoffs:

code:
NP	Player
144.28	LeBron James
106.12	Kevin Durant
62	Al Horford
58.32	Stephen Curry
56.36	Klay Thompson
52.64	Khris Middleton
47.8	Clint Capela
47.32	Jayson Tatum
42.48	James Harden
41.92	Kyle Lowry


-7.6	Carmelo Anthony
-7.76	Tomas Satoransky
-7.96	Rudy Gay
-9	Danny Green
-9.04	Robert Covington
-10.32	Jae Crowder
-12.96	Marcus Morris
-14.08	Luc Mbah a Moute
-17.56	Marcus Smart
-35.64	Jordan Clarkson
LBJ becomes the third player to reach the 270+ combined WS mark:

code:
Player			ABA/NBA RP WS
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar	308.97
Wilt Chamberlain	278.72
LeBron James 		270.36
Karl Malone		257.62
Michael Jordan		253.78
Tim Duncan		244.22
Dirk Nowitzki	 	229.28
John Stockton		229.05
Shaquille O'Neal	212.79
Julius Erving		208
Kevin Garnett		207.84
Oscar Robertson		202.86
Artis Gilmore		202.84
Kobe Bryant		201

Spacebump posted:

If Shane Battier and DWade's bodies didn't break down Spurs wouldn't have won in '14.

The Spurs blew them out by huge margins in the four wins. Even with a healthy Heat team and rejuvenated Wade it looks bad.

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Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

 Kobe Bryant doesn't think we should talk about LeBron James' 'garbage' teammates
https://sports.yahoo.com/kobe-bryant-doesnt-think-talk-lebron-james-garbage-teammates-205416515.html

Kobe famously shat all over Gasol numerous times (the guy who he needed to win those titles).

Charles Barkley can’t believe how ‘dumb’ the Cavaliers are
https://nypost.com/2018/06/07/charles-barkley-cant-believe-how-dumb-the-cavaliers-are/

CharlestheHammer posted:

Hell the rockets showed how beatable they are until Chris died.

The road to GSW going to five straight finals in the west will be very difficult even with the Durant infusion. Each successive year the probability of their brains being fried increases.

The only franchise to reach the finals five straight times was the 1950s and 1960s Celtics.

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The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

Rabbi Tupac posted:

https://streamable.com/h0495

What’s Jeff green saying?

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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Zogo posted:

Best/worst scoring of the 2018 playoffs:

Lol pretty happy that Tatum is higher than Harden on that list. WHAT A BEAST!!! Really though Middleton being on that list after one series is insane

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

The Maestro posted:

What’s Jeff green saying?
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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
 Poor Kevin Love getting gaslighted n poo poo

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


 LeBron to Milwaukee.

Who says no?

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Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe
Milwaukee Police Department

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Shear Modulus posted:

Maximum humor options for LeBron would be OKC and Boston but he forces Ainge to not trade Kyrie and turns him into his son again

Brief reminder that OKC is still stuck with the Melo albatross

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010

Vox Nihili posted:

Brief reminder that OKC is still stuck with the Melo albatross

lol

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Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.
 https://twitter.com/BR_NBA/status/1005988728278405120?s=19

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AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Redgrendel2001 posted:

https://twitter.com/BR_NBA/status/1005988728278405120?s=19

I'm the massive stain on that trainer's crotch

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AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

 https://twitter.com/chezkons/status/1005989015454212096

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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

AggressivelyStupid posted:

https://twitter.com/chezkons/status/1005989015454212096

:rip:

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leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Henchman of Santa posted:

https://twitter.com/terence_huie/status/1005510994603462662?s=19

lmfao at putting together a fantasy team and then throwing in Nurkic. Why let your imagination stop at LeBron, Kawhi, and Paul George?

* # ? Jun 11, 2018 05:05
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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
Also in my fantasy team I would've traded Lonzo and his dad to Pizza Basket Lithuania or whatever team they played for over there

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038

Adun posted:

Milwaukee Police Department

They can pound sand then.

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

AnacondaHL posted:

I'm the massive stain on that trainer's crotch

I'm pretty sure that's just the light scattering weirdly, but congratulations on becoming a pecker inspector

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Shrimp or Shrimps
Feb 14, 2012


 Lol if the first thing you look at when looking at a dude isn't the crotch??

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warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/BabersGreen/status/1006054278295969793


warcrimes fucked around with this message at 07:37 on Jun 11, 2018

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Shear Modulus posted:

Maximum humor options for LeBron would be OKC and Boston but he forces Ainge to not trade Kyrie and turns him into his son again
Maximum hilarity would be LeBron to New York, but he signs for the Nets instead of the Knicks.

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