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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

KNIGHTS OF LEBRON

Remember to pack and be ready and prepared to deploy to, Houston, Philly, Miami, LA, or SA by July 1st.

You will be left behind, and probably have to bum a ride off Brian Windhorst.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2018 20:42

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 02:04

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

chunkles posted:

and then to pack up and leave houston again after a presser because who the gently caress comes here in july

Dog, He's in Cleveland rn....

# ¿ Jun 9, 2018 21:34

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

No I'm saying Houston rn is still better than cleveland

# ¿ Jun 9, 2018 21:35

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/ochocinco/status/1005586179725647872

# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 15:47

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/ZO2_/status/1006252509478903808?s=19

Lonzo is fed up with Kyle Kuzma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz8KNxufA_c

loving lmao. "Don't know who your daddy is." goddamn man

God bless the NBA

Dexo fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Jun 11, 2018

# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 20:35

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 20:47

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://theundefeated.com/features/washington-d-c-is-the-stage-large-enough-to-fit-lebron-james/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

This is a take

# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 18:55

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/ChrisPalmerNBA/status/1007006334473011205

:thunk:

And I like Lonzo(on the court) more than most

# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 22:23

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Trading Lonzo is probably the right move.

You cannot have a PG of the team making literal diss tracks about other players on your team.

Trade him to the Bulls.

I want to see him write a diss track about Zipser involving his extra bone foot.

Also I want to see Gar and Pax have to deal with his dad.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 03:06

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zgVv-uOC7c

This kid is living the Dream.

Staring down a kid like 3 feet smaller than you are >>>>>

# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 04:07

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Sending Lonzo to Cleveland would be the most amazing thing ever if only for Lavars reaction

# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 14:12

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

More like Hyperbolic Gravity Hall

# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 16:46

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/CodyWesterlund/status/1007315638933704706

Rip Bulls summer-league chances

# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 18:38

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Nothing but respect for the best player of all time.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2018 01:32

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/ZachLowe_NBA/status/1007705432968826885

# ¿ Jun 15, 2018 20:25

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

"YOU ARE HIDING A CHILD"

# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 01:42

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

RCarr posted:

Guys be honest, is this what I sound like?

Nah, you haven't fallen off the wagon like this.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 02:14

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

dokmo posted:

this draft is terrible, free agency is king, that is all

You also said Bobby Portis would be bad. :thunk:

# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 16:04

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/SBN_Ricky/status/1008015504043397120

Bobby Portis and Paxson are soul mates

# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 16:59

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Athletic posted:

Chicago Bulls

I’m a bit surprised the Bulls haven’t gotten more traction in discussions of where Leonard could end up. Say the team offered up Lauri Markkanen, Robin Lopez and the No. 7 pick in this year’s draft, that would at least get it in the ballpark, right? Lopez is an expiring deal, Markkanen is coming off an All-Rookie season in which he averaged over 15 points and seven rebounds a night, and the seventh pick could give the Spurs another real high-upside swing. Chicago would still then have max cap space, and could take a run at George or James by pitching them on staying in the Eastern Conference?
I’m not saying it’s likely, but that’s a more realistic, interesting situation for Leonard than the Suns or Kings, right?

# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 19:15

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Listen to a Packers fan talk about how ruined their season is when a 4th string linebacker isn't an all pro

# ¿ Jun 17, 2018 22:02

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Does candy to lure thirteen year olds count as drugs?

# ¿ Jun 17, 2018 22:11

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Oh I guess that works for both Malone and Dwight huh.

Though in Dwight's case it was at least a 16 year old high schooler

# ¿ Jun 17, 2018 22:14

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/BullsBeatBlog/status/1008798637835673601

Bonefoot is fed up.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2018 20:51

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

MourningView posted:

I don't think anything he does is particularly interesting or valuable in 2018 but the draft is the one time where his gimmick of tweeting the news four second before everyone else does stood out the most and now he can't even do that

I figure the Draft this year is going to be trade heavy.

With Trades going on, he can probably announce those as soon as they happen.

Edit: loving lmao I love the Rap thread.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2018 01:43

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1009422890310045696?s=19

# ¿ Jun 20, 2018 14:43

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

If everyone hates Dwight there then it makes sense.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2018 15:54

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/MarkkanenLauri/status/1009464492688855040?s=19

Look at my buff boy.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2018 17:09

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/JakeLFischer/status/1009453654615654400?s=19

# ¿ Jun 20, 2018 17:38

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

I hope he succeeds so much.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 02:58

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Most bad money ever assembled in a photo.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 04:44

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Holy poo poo an unironic so much for the tolerant left.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 05:04

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

gently caress.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 05:13

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QB8Tso9Tws

Hall of Famer

# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 03:12

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

R.D. Mangles posted:

congrats to wendell carter who gets to practice against bobby portis with bobby knowing that he's gunning for his job

oh nooo

# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 03:52

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/GodSon83/status/1009983503512023040

# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 04:10

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/BullsBlogger/status/1009998618298904579

https://twitter.com/Bulls_Jay/status/1009998955508269058

# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 04:17

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Shear Modulus posted:

did the bulls sell the rest of their picks for cash again

I believe the pick they gave up this year was for Cam Payne.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 04:21

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/_MarcusD2_/status/1010001058322673664

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# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 04:27

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 02:04

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Niwrad posted:

Looks like Lavine might be gettable in free agency.

https://twitter.com/NickFriedell/status/1010011271561908224?s=19

Oh thank God I was extremely worried the Bulls were about to Max Zach Lavine in a free agency situation where no one has money and no one else was going to pay him anywhere near that amount of money. Simply out of an obligation to do so because he was "the big piece." In the Jimmy Butler trade

# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 14:47

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