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TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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BWV posted:

Drew Gooden looking fat

He always looked like one of those guys that once it came to an end he'd just explode.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2018 20:39

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TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Metapod posted:

There is no melo watch he's going to opt in then get traded for horford it's already been decided

We got that triple stamped with no erasies right

# ¿ Jun 9, 2018 23:01

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Silly Burrito posted:

With all the talk about who is the GOAT during the finals, I found this in a Houston mall today.

Nice of Kobe and LeBron to help Jordan off the court.

lol it goes best to "how the hell did you get here" starting from right to left

# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 00:41

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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CharlestheHammer posted:

I don’t even think JR would care

"Whatever, he's lucky to have me as a teammate tbh"

# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 01:28

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Quizzlefish posted:

Lol at Celtics with -1 wins

Hollinger!!!! :argh:

# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 06:40

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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All Pop needs is a couple bottles of Hundred Acre.

Kayli Morgan or Ark, that poo poo will convince anyone to do anything.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 19:17

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Crazy Ted posted:

Maximum hilarity would be LeBron to New York, but he signs for the Nets instead of the Knicks.

His perfect persona instantly shattered as DeAngelo takes down his second victim

# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 08:52

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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hitze posted:

https://twitter.com/SheHatesJacoby/status/1006223939360690176

Oh Kobe you loving idiot.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 05:51

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

I skimmed through the thread and didn't see anything but you guys had to have talked about this already right?

"Gary Payton says LeBron James Jr has committed to Sierra Canyon in Los Angeles. Scotty Pippen Jr & Kenyon Martin Jr also play there."

Has it already been proven completely fake or something?

EDIT: OK I guess it's BS.

This is going to be the fun time where countless upon countless grown men are going to be sniffing the air and literally digging through LeBron's garbage trying to find any shred that they can tweet or post to social media that can somehow tangentially prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that yes, LeBron bought a pair of shoes at a shop in Orlando so he's obviously signing with the Magic.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 16:56

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Bashez posted:

Do the Warriors offer Draymond the supermax if he's eligible?

Back up the brinks truck

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 18:25

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Gahaha when asked about his statement that KD can have whatever contract he wants Bob Meyers says 'yeah that was only for the media, we'll give him the mid level behind closed doors'.

I bet he takes it with a 'thank you' :laugh:

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 18:46

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 18:49

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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cosmicjim posted:

The weirder people dress the more insecure they are.....
Unless you’re just dressing without effort like a lazy goober.

Nick young looks pretty insecure today then

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 18:54

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Salvor_Hardin posted:

What is the Run TMC thing? I was thinking acronym for Thompson / M.... / Curry but I dunno what the M is.

An homage to the far too short lived awesomeness of my youth as Boosh explained.

That group was coached by Don Nelson and I had all of the old pre Fat head posters on my wall of those guys

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 18:58

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Bashez posted:

I don't think you only get one. He'll be eligible if he makes all nba.

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/23766092/how-draymond-green-sacrificed-build-golden-state-warriors-dynasty-nba

Speculation is he's going after a super max.

So he has to just get one of the MVP/DPoY/All NBA honors next season to be eligible? Sounds like a done deal, basically.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 19:29

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Spoeank posted:

The real question with the run tmc pic is why is steph wearing two hats

One of life's great mysteries :thunk:

Or to protect his fair skin from harsh UV radiation light years ahead in skin care

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 19:41

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Stephen loving Jackson is somehow in this parade hahaha

E: Steph with the early 2000s throwback shorts and a run TMC hat :love:

TheKevman fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Jun 12, 2018

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 19:45

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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To clairfy that's Javale McGee picking up some random kid out of the crowd because

TheKevman fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Jun 12, 2018

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 19:52

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Paul Zuvella posted:

Yeah that is nowhere near a done deal. Draymond is getting 0 of those this year and would have to dramatically improve next year to.

Does all nba honors include all defense or not? I figured it did.

If it doesnt, sweet. But he's been on that list 4 times including this year.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 20:05

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Brolander posted:

gently caress the warriors obviously but run TMC will always be cool

Don Nelson was literally light years ahead

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 20:23

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 20:59

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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sportsgenius86 posted:

I just hope there's a camera on LaVar when they tell him Lonzo's part of the LeBron sign and trade

Hahaha yesss

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 21:02

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Zogo posted:

Dirk and Artis are conspicuously absent.

Kobe is correct in that the superteam of 2008 did preempt what would've probably been another Lakers 3peat.

dell curry lololol

oh steph you clown

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 23:05

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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CRISPYBABY posted:

I'm probably projecting, but as someone who blamed everything good with the Raptors last year on Nurse and everything bad on Casey I'm pretty happy with the hire. We can speculate for the next 3 months about it but I'm pretty curious to see how he'll do. Anyways, if the Raptors didn't hire him my (totally anecdotal) hunch would be that he would have found a head coaching spot somewhere else within a year or two, dude seemed to be getting scouted very hard.

Also off topic but I grew up in Calgary and took it for granted that there was tons of good Vietnamese food. When I moved to Waterloo for university I was shocked by the lack of viet sub joints cause those things are bog standard student food in Calgary. Maybe it's the same kinda thing in Houston. Just kinda strange arbitrary oil towns that had a bunch of Vietnamese immigrants end up in a pocket there for some reason or another.

I used to think pho was something I'd only enjoy in the fall/cold of winter, but after having it in Oakland at Pho Ao Sen I will eat that amazing soup in 100* heat and be ecstatic.

Some nha trang grilled pork spring rolls and I'm in heaven :pray:

e: if I really want to sweat I go for the bun bo hue and my god is it worth it

TheKevman fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Jun 12, 2018

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 23:46

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Lasagna Pilot posted:

https://twitter.com/HaleyOSomething/status/1006664646915313664

what the hell is this some sort of bobby bonilla magic or did he just get stretched or something

he will probably be the next Javale

# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 07:50

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Redgrendel2001 posted:

https://twitter.com/ryne_jones/status/1006922331539824640?s=19

Hey a fun game of hypothetical!

Must be the offseason!

# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 21:33

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/ChrisPalmerNBA/status/1007006334473011205

And I like Lonzo(on the court) more than most

I had no idea who this was and just chalked it up to lavar's burner

# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 22:59

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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AnacondaHL posted:

I didn't notice until now, but they expanded the definition of BRI to include sports gambling profits in the last CBA. I wouldn't be surprised if the agreed cap increased to $120mil+ in the next two weeks.

So you unironically think that the salary cap is going to expand by about 15% because of an integrity fee that hasn't yet been added that, to the best of my knowledge, only applies to basketball wagers in a field in which the NBA (and others) have no true idea what the actual gambling pool is/will be, spread over a handful of states that haven't figured out when (in the next few years) they're going to actually implement sports betting?

Oh, and it's going to happen in two weeks?

:thunk:

go on....

# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 17:56

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Cool Buff Man posted:

"Relax Toronto fans, Nick Nurse plans to change nothing" would be the title of my clickbait article and I'd get a billion views!!!

https://twitter.com/JLew1050/status/1007356315453173760

Really though that's a funny way to characterize a demoralizing sweep

No one is praying harder for LeBron to go west

# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 22:39

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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zoux posted:

Was that Kel

was there orange soda nearby?

because kel loves orange soda.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 04:46

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Shrimp or Shrimps posted:

Morey, my friend, if your teeth are looking worse than Harden's you need to get that poo poo cleaned up asap.

Harden

First team all-time all-NBA teefs?

Off the top of my head I've got:

PG: Sam Cassell
SG: Jim Harden
SF: ???
PF: Rasheed Wallace
C: Anthony Davis

# ¿ Jun 27, 2018 10:05

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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They're mining kingscoins.

The whitesheet for their ICO says something about building a basketball team optimized for the future but with no real plans how to get there so basically every other crypto plan

# ¿ Jun 27, 2018 18:54

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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I REALLY need to stop traveling at the end of June into July this poo poo is exhausting from a tablet/mobile phone but so loving awesome at the same time :f5:

In the poker tournament I was playing at 901pm PST like 5 guys at my table were glued to their phones all saying in unison essentially "oh poo poo Paul George staying with OKC" eat poo poo baseball eat poo poo hockey football you're cool

# ¿ Jul 1, 2018 21:20

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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MazelTovCocktail posted:

You guys are all the best. I look forward to many years of offering awful takes and analysis here.

We're all pretty much experts in this and are happy to help. Also, good loving work kicking cancers rear end :patriot:

# ¿ Jul 1, 2018 21:26

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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What happens next Christmas it has to be Lakers/Warriors right since it was basically LeBron vs GS anyways

# ¿ Jul 2, 2018 13:15

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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AnacondaHL posted:

btw, this pushes Golden State into the super luxury tax bracket ($20 mil+). Adding this contract actually adds ~$36 mil to their payroll lmao

They're moving into the chase center so not to fear, they've got an unlimited supply of sweet sweet cash

# ¿ Jul 7, 2018 19:12

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Ammanas posted:

Which was much, much smaller. CBS & the NCAA make a ton of money off march madness.

Sweet, less commercials

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TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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de curry GOAT posted:

https://twitter.com/pickuphoop/status/1023176701680001026?s=21

gently caress

Oh my god

We've finally found the actual 20lbs of pure muscle offseason

# ¿ Jul 30, 2018 01:24

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