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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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This is gonna be so fuckin bad

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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corn on the cop posted:

no one watches e3 for real video game news

Yes I know. It's gonna be so fuckin bad in the same way EA's was

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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EA's E3 was not even interesting. It wasn't even funny. It was just baffling

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW3JrHH6Zc0

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Can't wait for the "WORLD PREMIER" deep voice guy before every trailer.

Now that total biscuit is dead the deep voice "EPIC" is freed up so they can just say that instead

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Dias posted:

actually poo poo what are the odds of a totalbiscuit tribute somewhere this e3

He's absolutely showing up on the pc gaming show, I'd be really surprised if they didn't give him a tribute

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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nopantsjack posted:

footage of command and conquer mobile is making me physically angry

I'm still having a hearty lol at that fuckin fake hype SHOUTCAST!!!! epic gamer tourney that featured an inlet of a nerd tapping limply on his phone

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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powered by totino's pizza rolls. now i've seen everything

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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epic countdown gif

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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wow, startin' off with the big boys

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Bioshock I Mean Halo Infinite

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Please welcome everyone's favorite silent hill character, Xbox Head

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Internet Kraken posted:

"A moment of exceptional creativity, which is why we are beating the corpse of this dead franchise"

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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legendary characters like master chief. yknow, that guy with so much depth

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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"All demonstrate what true talent and also millions of dollars can create"

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Oh wow, they really are starting off with the big boys. already better than ea lol

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Yknow what, fartza looks pretty drat good. I wanna play as the hoverboat

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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What that's creepy as gently caress, I don't want you to do that wtf

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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WELCOME TO THE ALGORITHM, XBOX

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Lara gets younger with every game I swear

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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IS THIS SKATE 4

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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The REAL Goobusters posted:

NOOO NOT CONSOLE EXCLUSIVE

IT SAID CONSOLE LAUNCH EXCLUSIVE WHICH MEANS IT'S COMIN TO PC

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Spiritual successor???

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Random Stranger posted:

No, console exclusive means coming to PC. Console launch exclusive means at least PS4 and possibly Switch get it a month later.

darn

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Maybe people will actually like this one

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Dias posted:

this song is SO DUMB

pull my devil trigger

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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battletoads?? lol, uh, okay

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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What in the gently caress

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Why didn't you open with this part dummies

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Oh hey, an actual video game

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Thank god that guy has F E N I X stenciled on his armor with the built in windows font

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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PS4 can already do that bro

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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exquisite tea posted:

Cyberpunk is never going to come out.

lol

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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ALRIGHT CDPR I'M FUCKIN ON BOARD

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Vintersorg posted:

Good show MS, still not buying a console and thanks for showing what i'll be playing on my PC and PS4.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Since we're showing bingo cards:



:cool:

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Your Computer posted:

Did they and I missed it?

Literally the only reason I'm not hyped for the game is because I've got serious beefy white dude protagonist fatigue

Do you really seriously think the same people that created Geralt of Rivia would make their protagonist boring or are you really so shallow that you're just going by the skin color lol

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Aphrodite posted:

They didn't actually create him.

Have you read the books? The Witcher games gave Geralt so much more to work with than the books ever did

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