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Barudak
May 7, 2007

gently caress this presentation and the theater it was filmed in

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Grapplejack posted:

these two girls are being held hostage by todd howard, send help

It's too late, they're on the mountain in the distance you can't climb.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Uh I don't need a job Bethesda, why are you recruiting me?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

You don't look like Todd Howard.

BRING ME THE PHANTOM OF BETHESDA GAMES

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Dude talks and sounds like he's gonna introduce a hit performing artists doing acoustic versions of their songs

Barudak
May 7, 2007

We're #1, We're #1

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I'm glad someone, anyone, is still paying Andrew W.K.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

My Bingo exploded.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Andrew's gotta be approaching 50, right?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Oh my god he's only 39 jesus loving christ he wrote this song around when he had his first taste of legal alcohol and he's still doing it

Song's great tough

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Doorknob Slobber posted:

now we have short andrew wk and tall giant andrew wk

We've split Andrew into his constituent parts through a partyonomy and only a party-bypass surgery can save him

Barudak
May 7, 2007

grieving for Gandalf posted:

he's 39 and he looks really good

Yeah I just looked that up. Party till you puke apparently is really good for you

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Should have hired Tom Hardy to voice it.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

raditts posted:

Bethesda how dare you bring Andrew WK through a time portal from 2003 and not have him do Party Hard, how loving dare you

I was hoping he'd do I Love New York City for the pure irony

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Oh my god we found a new hole to fall into

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Sweet god Bethesda, tonal consistency.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Eco-Pod retrieval seems to not be Osha compliant

Barudak
May 7, 2007


I cut out some joists from the Eco Pod, its what women want

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Orange Crush Rush posted:

The shooting and guns look good at least

It has that wet sounding gun noise which even if accurate makes guns sound piddly

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Does your mom know you're at a conference young man?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Relaunching huh? That means it originally bombed didn't it?

Oh yeah, like to the earths core

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Finally, an MMO to announce MMO things

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Fulchrum posted:

HOW IS BETHESDA WORSE THAN MICROSOFT!

Microsoft did a flat B- conference and everyone else thought they'd set the curve so now the'yre getting hosed come grading

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Going home to play the game that you spend all day developing at work sounds like hell.

I go home and not buy my companies products. It feels thrilling.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Hire someone who talks in public to talk in public if this is your inhouse talent, Bethesda

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Babe Magnet posted:

bring andrew wk back out

have him do a song after every showcase

Have him sing your talking points

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Guitar player with a pot for a hat is the best thing in this game, no longer need to play it

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Doom Eternal sounds worryingly not like DOOM 5. TELL ME ITS DOOM 5

Barudak
May 7, 2007

fits posted:

remember when they first announced new doom at e3 and the reaction was entirely :effort:

what naive fools we were

They showed the extremely tepid multiplayer so everyone was bang on that it looked like poo poo

Barudak
May 7, 2007

al-azad posted:

99 demons drop into hell with 1 doomguy

Unironically this would be a fun as hell game.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Oh poo poo my off hand joke about bringing back Quake is becoming a lovely reality!

Barudak
May 7, 2007

As soon as the Luchadors weigh in we'll be at peak E3

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Tennis For Two is the original eSports, bucko!

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Just, please, deliver your lines like a human being.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I love my Quake guy who has a mask

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Everyone shut the gently caress up its Arkane time

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Closed-Down Pizza Parlor posted:

Prey is insanely good and if you haven't played it yet, you should

i don't like system shock, sorry :(

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Random Stranger posted:

That would require that people remember that the original Prey exists.

I do because its teleporter technology was bafflingly underused and unimpressive in a post portal world

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Please make Wolfenstein III good.

Or at least make your inordinate amount of trash cutscenes skippable

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Commander Keen?

Dammit no its more lovely Wolfenstein

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