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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
The official third day of E3 press conferences is HERE:

:siren: WHERE TO WATCH :siren:

https://www.twitch.tv/twitch

SQUARE ENIX LINKS
https://www.twitch.tv/squareenix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHo705XNa2I

UBISOFT

https://www.twitch.tv/ubisoft

What to expect from Square:




MORE KINGDOM HEARTS. You fuckers already got a release date for January and a trailer at the Microsoft conference. Lets keep this disney/weeb train rolling. When are we getting a MOANA World or a COCO world.

Final Fantasy 7 remake: Probably a small trailer, hopefully an actual live gameplay demo. This game is actually never coming out though lmao, like literally this will never come out in our life times.

Deus Ex is dead, but they said its still alive. I wouldn't expect anything.

New tomb raider gameplay trailer probably, IDC about Tomb Raider honestly, maybe its cool idk.

AVENGERS is hot right now and theres a rumor that they're working on an Avengers game. If it doesnt have Thanos people will be pissed in twitch chat and irl as well probably

Just Cause 4 will be shown off for sure probably

What to expect from UBISOFT:



They will most likely open the show with Just Dance 2019 because why the gently caress not, or close with it

New ASSASSINS CREED where you play as a Spartan in Greece was leaked. People liked the last one

Far Cry 6???? lol????

Splinter Cell is back according to leaks, they'll find a way to gently caress this one up do not worry


BINGO:

Go here to make your own Bingo card:
https://charonian.neocities.org/E3/E3Bingo.html



The REAL Goobusters fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Jun 11, 2018

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I heard Kingdom Hearts will have a famous squeenix character that likes to yell REJOICE IN THE GLORY OF COMBAT.



That's right: Lara Croft.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
I'm looking forward to Marvel and Star Wars worlds being attacked by anime.

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"Negotiations were going well. They were very impressed by my hat." -Issaries the Concilliator"
Release Skate 4 you cowards!

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Bushido Blade and Tobal return.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Lmao the /v/ leak about Avengers makes it sound weird as gently caress. An Ultimate Alliance game played from over-the-shoulder perspective?

Anyway I'm here for FF7R and the vague hope that the already confirmed SaGa game gets shown or I dunno what's left for KH3 uhhh Star Wars world? Zootopia world? Can I see the rabbit shoot Xehanort with a GUN?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Unironically hoping for a Rabbids X Mario sequel at the Ubisoft presser, because that game was more legit than it had any right to be.

Looking forward to seeing the monstrosity that is FF7 remake.

GBS Ambassador
Oct 31, 2013
Final Fantasy 7 Remake

Coming to PS5

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Do it Yoko Taro. Show us a way forward, from this hell of our lives

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
I came back from the future, and Square is releasing a mobile version of that Fort Condor minigame from FF7. It'll also be on Switch.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

No Mods No Masters posted:

Do it Yoko Taro. Show us a way forward, from this hell of our lives

holy poo poo PLEASE

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

No Mods No Masters posted:

Do it Yoko Taro. Show us a way forward, from this hell of our lives

Yoko Taro x Way forward : Shantae and the Android Assault!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Macaluso posted:

I came back from the future, and Square is releasing a mobile version of that Fort Condor minigame from FF7. It'll also be on Switch.

I came from the even further future to say that they delay both for the next 7 years.

jimmydalad
Sep 26, 2013

My face when others are unable to appreciate the :kazooieass:

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
Coming in at ground floor readying my body for the conference.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
Didn't they switch developers on FF7 remake and brought it inhouse?

This game is never coming out lmao

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Macaluso posted:

I came back from the future, and Square is releasing a mobile version of that Fort Condor minigame from FF7. It'll also be on Switch.

Square confirms Virtual Console on Switch




It's the PocketStation FF8 game, only $29.99.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

The REAL Goobusters posted:

Didn't they switch developers on FF7 remake and brought it inhouse?

This game is never coming out lmao

Yeah, last year they fired CyberConnect 2 because the work they were presenting them wasn't good and they decided it was easier to scrap it and start over.

Just last month they accidentally showed a screenshot in some Square-Enix interview article thing and it was Air Buster from like 2 hours into the game.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
final fantasy 16 here we go

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Policenaut posted:

Yeah, last year they fired CyberConnect 2 because the work they were presenting them wasn't good and they decided it was easier to scrap it and start over.

Just last month they accidentally showed a screenshot in some Square-Enix interview article thing and it was Air Buster from like 2 hours into the game.

lmfao holy poo poo

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


univbee posted:

Square confirms Virtual Console on Switch

Hoping for an english port of the Seiken Densetsu Collection that only saw a Japanese release.

To a lesser extent hoping for a port of the Secret of Mana remake to the Switch

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Squeenix is proud to present: SQUEENIX ALLSTARS BATTLE

Pick your favorites:
Cloud Strife
Lara Croft
Bald Hitman
Gex
Life is Strange lesbians
Aya Brea
Metal Slime
The main fish/lizard/mammal character from EVO The Search For Eden

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Saint Freak posted:

Squeenix is proud to present: SQUEENIX ALLSTARS BATTLE

Pick your favorites:
Cloud Strife
Lara Croft
Bald Hitman
Gex
Life is Strange lesbians
Aya Brea
Metal Slime
The main fish/lizard/mammal character from EVO The Search For Eden

Hella!

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
Please Be Excited

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Saint Freak posted:

Squeenix is proud to present: SQUEENIX ALLSTARS BATTLE

Pick your favorites:
Cloud Strife
Lara Croft
Bald Hitman
Gex
Life is Strange lesbians
Aya Brea
Metal Slime
The main fish/lizard/mammal character from EVO The Search For Eden

finally a dissidia worth playing

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
I can't wait to pick up Hitman 2, its not square anymore tho. They hosed up letting this one go

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Saint Freak posted:

Squeenix is proud to present: SQUEENIX ALLSTARS BATTLE

Pick your favorites:
Cloud Strife
Lara Croft
Bald Hitman
Gex
Life is Strange lesbians
Aya Brea
Metal Slime
The main fish/lizard/mammal character from EVO The Search For Eden

Realtalk I'm pissed that Square-Enix has like a 3 decade long history of IPs and refuses to use DISSIDIA for anything but Final Fantasy and Final Fantasy-adjacent games.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
i guess ill watch this but :effort:

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

Saint Freak posted:

Squeenix is proud to present: SQUEENIX ALLSTARS BATTLE

Pick your favorites:
Cloud Strife
Lara Croft
Bald Hitman
Gex
Life is Strange lesbians
Aya Brea
Metal Slime
The main fish/lizard/mammal character from EVO The Search For Eden
Square doesn't own Hitman anymore. (Thank goodness.)

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

please let JC4 be good. JC3 ran like dogshit on consoles, played Fun Police by gating off EVERY cool gadget thru poo poo trials, and had stone-age era mechanics that wouldn't even let me mantle onto loving objects. god I hope they learned because I want Just Cause to be FUN

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
They're gonna put 2B in Kingdom Hearts 3 pass it on

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Connect Kingdom Hearts

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Accordion Man posted:

Square doesn't own Hitman anymore. (Thank goodness.)

They did when production started years ago.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

CharlestonJew posted:

They're gonna put 2B in Kingdom Hearts 3 pass it on

Become as gods.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Saint Freak posted:

Squeenix is proud to present: SQUEENIX ALLSTARS BATTLE

Pick your favorites:
Cloud Strife
Lara Croft
Bald Hitman
Gex
Life is Strange lesbians
Aya Brea
Metal Slime
The main fish/lizard/mammal character from EVO The Search For Eden

Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
Please announce Kingdom Hearts BATTLE ROYALE so I can play as woody from toy story and frag sephiroth

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Adam Jensen in KH3

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Kurtofan posted:

Adam Jensen in KH3

yes dude

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Oh hey, the Twitch stream actually has functional live captioning. Delayed, of course, but there's clearly a person writing it out.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
king of the hill in kingdom hearts 3

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univbee
Jun 3, 2004




fits posted:

king of the hill in kingdom hearts 3

Dangit, Goofy.

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