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pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012



Lara Croft is an archaeologist.

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


"Can we get more light in here? In this jungle?"

Blank Construct
Jan 20, 2010

Shepard.

Nap Ghost
The "Stealth Kill! XP" popping up will never not be weird

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


This reminds me of a scene from Apocalypse Now.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

You.. you knew that man!

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

No Mods No Masters posted:

They're just offbrand uncharted games, OP
Uncharted was offbrand Tomb Raider to begin with

It's an ouroburos

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Pretty clear that modern consoles can't handle the number of polygons that go into Tifa's chest.

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
LAura croft: the pantom pain

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
You killed a good and caring mercenary.

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"Negotiations were going well. They were very impressed by my hat." -Issaries the Concilliator"
Assassins Croft!

Monowhatever
Mar 19, 2010


pospysyl posted:

Lara Croft is an murderologist.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
that body looked recent

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


They called it the Shadow of the Tomb Raider because you only see the tombs shadow

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
Laura is a war criminal now

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
holy poo poo lara

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



I liked that stealth double kill - usually you just kill the 1 and get wrecked by the other mob.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Gotta be stealthy *tactical nukes a dude*

Inkel
Feb 19, 2004

College Slice
Crispy bois

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
of course, we have tombs,

Roundabout Route
Nov 4, 2009

Pens and swords can
go fuck themselves.

Infinitum posted:

They called it the Shadow of the Tomb Raider because you only see the tombs shadow

Darn, now we get six more weeks of QTE's.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
WE HAVE TOMBS :supaburn:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Brother Entropy posted:

it owns, genuinely the best part about the first reboot game is her slowly going from scared survivor to terrifying murderbeast

gently caress yeah. The moment where the bad guys shift from taunting and hunting her to making GBS threads their pants whenever they figure out she's coming their way is the best.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
Lara Croft is a psychopath. I can only assume she's the final boss of her own game.

Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



Tomb Raider also embraces its supernatural elements instead of waffling on them like Uncharted

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
SO MANY TOMBS

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Where Drake?

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.

The REAL Goobusters posted:

I can never get over how much of a murderer lara croft is in these games

She was always a loving lunatic. She's been wasting animals and fools like it ain't nuthin' since 1996. Don't let this save the world act fool you, it's always been about bloodlust and more shinies for the pleasure of her posh mansion vault.

Zenzizenzizenzic
May 25, 2012

Fun Shoe
*guy dies in the middle of a conversation* buh?! looks recent

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Suspicious Cook posted:

Lara Croft is a psychopath. I can only assume she's the final boss of her own game.

She fights herself in the games twice actually.

One time she doesn't even have skin

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I take no joy in killing guys, honest.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I can't wait for Tomb Raider 4 to continue the story of Lara and the Tomb Raider she was meant to be

Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


Lara is just Death now right.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
mobile crap

or no

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
Oh dear

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Tomb Raider Anniversary was the best

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Oh hey it's that game I play.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Final Fantasy XII soundtrack! :3:

Blank Construct
Jan 20, 2010

Shepard.

Nap Ghost
Keith David in FFXIV confirmed

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yaaawwwwnnn

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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
this is still a good game

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