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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Grendels Dad posted:

My theory for Braun's win is that they can't come up with a compelling reason for challenging for the title. He has been dicking around doing babyface stuff in the midcard and has no real reason to stop doing that, giving him the briefcase is probably supposed to remind that there are titles and he could have one.

I know we say sarcastic things like "they can't possibly gently caress up Bayley" to express our doubts about the WWE writing staff, but if they can't come up with a compelling reason for Braun "I Am A Literal Monster Who Goes Over Every Single Person On The Roster Other Than Roman" Strowman to challenge for the title without giving him the briefcase they should just not exist. It's Braun. "I am Braun Strowman and I want the title" is reason enough.

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003


don't do this dumb poo poo

projecthalaxy posted:

Can't wait for smackdown when Asuka loses her contract rematch because she gets distracted and counted out by a particularly shiny penny at ringside for over a minute because thats her gimmick now

The way Asuka has gone from "unstoppable killing machine" to "inept at everything" is deeply depressing and makes me wonder if she'll even still be here in a year.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Cass has the physical grace of a wounded gazelle. Edge was super green and had a lot of work to do when he started, but he could pull off his moves and look okay doing it. Cass often looks profoundly uncomfortable doing the signature moves he's had for like four years.

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