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Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Here I post;
I can do no other.


it's pretty good at climbing

https://twitter.com/TheJohnnyVince/...627623265546240

people have been using #mprraccoon on twitter about it. live stream here:

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/video/channel/324-live/

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Your Taint
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

He's at the 22nd floor.

Bath Tubs
Aug 6, 2013



Stay safe skyscrapcoon

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

someone should give that raccoon a motherfreakin' Super Swirlie!!!

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Here I post;
I can do no other.


live stream not working well for me. it might be delayed? anyway it's climbing again

https://twitter.com/timnelson_mpr/s...633825454231553

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



what an absolute stuntman

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Silent Majority


Chinatown posted:

someone should give that raccoon a motherfreakin' Super Swirlie!!!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Aida Cuevas is my Ranchera Princess


Racoon gonna bite all those cheating bankers when it gets to the top.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016



Today's Schedule
09:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Live News-WCCO Mid-Morning
12:00 PM - 12:30 PM
Live News-WCCO 4 News At Noon
02:00 PM - 04:15 PM
[Live: Raccoon Climbs Skyscraper In St. Paul]
05:00 PM - 05:35 PM
Live News-WCCO 4 News At 5

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006



Stay safe Spider-Coon!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

Raccoon gets to top as the gathered crowd cheers below and thousands watch live.

At the very last, high definition cameras clearly see him close his eyes and wilfully push away from the wall.

Silence as he falls, then a single woman screams as the feed cuts.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

hoot hoot motherfucker


Must be a tanuki with those giant balls it has.

MALE SHOEGAZE
Oct 1, 2002



Floss Finder

they're not gonna be able to climb the last part

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Here I post;
I can do no other.


feelix posted:

Today's Schedule
09:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Live News-WCCO Mid-Morning
12:00 PM - 12:30 PM
Live News-WCCO 4 News At Noon
02:00 PM - 04:15 PM
[Live: Raccoon Climbs Skyscraper In St. Paul]
05:00 PM - 05:35 PM
Live News-WCCO 4 News At 5

wcco knows what minnesotans want. we want raccoons climbing a building

Your Taint
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

What does it plan to do when it gets to the top?

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight


That raccoon has rabies

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

Your Taint posted:

What does it plan to do when it gets to the top?

Eat garbage I assume

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Here I post;
I can do no other.


Your Taint posted:

What does it plan to do when it gets to the top?

it's gonna say "guess what city in minnesota doesn't have a daredevil climbing raccoon?". then it's gonna put on some Deal With It shades and say "Minneapolis"

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


Your Taint posted:

What does it plan to do when it gets to the top?

Run that corporation while neglecting his children.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Silent Majority


Oscar Wild posted:

Stay safe Spider-Coon!

Spidercoon, spidercoon
Climbs a tower in the month of june

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Here I post;
I can do no other.


chillin

https://twitter.com/donnelly_law/st...639405048713216

Bath Tubs
Aug 6, 2013



He's gonna be super pissed when he doesn't find a dumpster on the roof!!!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

this is day 3. might not end well

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!


Former DILF posted:

Spidercoon, spidercoon
Climbs a tower in the month of june

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010



someone should climb after it

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère

College Slice

rest in peace brave raccoon

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

gary oldmans diary posted:

this is day 3. might not end well


Good Lord buy that raccoon a cheeseburger and drop it down to him

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX


Plaster Town Cop

i've seen Man on a Ledge, someone check the nearest vault stat

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


Big fan of that raccoon

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Hope he's not as good at falling as he is a climbing.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.


Hair Elf

Next Hollywood blockbuster true story in the making.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

The raccoon is trying to climb the corporate ladder but missed out on some critical details of how that works
But if he makes it to the top, legally he has to become CEO of MPR

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Trash panda is a stupid name because raccoons are cool and pandas are dumb as poo poo.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



Somebody save that raccoon!

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Can the fire brigade deploy a net or trampoline or something? I can't watch.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013



Rocket hasn’t been the same since his wood son died

crazypeltast52
May 5, 2010



Lutha Mahtin posted:

it's gonna say "guess what city in minnesota doesn't have a daredevil climbing raccoon?". then it's gonna put on some Deal With It shades and say "Minneapolis"

What district sent this varmint to St. Paul?

NightshadeGenitals
Dec 27, 2017

Star maths and wishy thinking

I used to think trash pandas were cool until I moved somewhere they infest and now I know they are literally trash.

Eat a dick on the fall down you little poo poo.

Your Taint
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

By law if he makes it to the top he owns the building.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

Your Taint posted:

By law if he makes it to the top he owns the building.

I don't honor raccoon law 'round here

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