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https://twitter.com/timnelson_mpr/status/1006741849816514560 Stay safe Mr Raccoon
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Look look look we're all raccoon experts here, no need to fight. What are we, possum experts?
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Jun 13, 2018 05:20
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NightshadeGenitals posted:No need to get all huffy. I know more about these idiot animals than I ever cared to after moving to a city infested with their dumb asses. FYI a park in the middle of a city is still a city park no matter how you gussy it up and I can guarantee those idiots aren't foraging in the foliage. This raccoon has more intelligence and grace than you have in it's smallest claw.
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extra row of teeth posted:That image is of a tanuki not a raccoon you baka gaijin We aren't talking about those racoons, we're talking about this bad/dumb-rear end that's climbing a skyscraper. Stay on topic.
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Jun 13, 2018 05:22
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As a show of solidarity, I tossed an entire ham and 2 quarts of potato salad out into my backyard for the 20 or so dumpster bears that live around my neighborhood.
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Jun 13, 2018 05:24
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ulex minor posted:This raccoon has more intelligence and grace than you have in it's smallest claw. That's the sickest Raccoon burn I've ever heard.
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Jun 13, 2018 05:27
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:https://twitter.com/timnelson_mpr/status/1006741849816514560 A fancy way of saying he fell
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Kazak posted:A fancy way of saying he fell Don't....don't you say that. Take it back.
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Jun 13, 2018 05:30
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Kazak posted:A fancy way of saying he fell He's pretty dope at climbing, there's still hope, right?? 
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Jun 13, 2018 05:33
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Skyscraper Raccoon posted:LOL at the thought of sending someone from MPR to get me I will hump those dudes just watch me the best gimmick of all time
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Jun 13, 2018 05:49
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is the raccoon still alive
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Jun 13, 2018 05:53
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ban the gimmick if the coon dies
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:ban the gimmick if the coon dies do it to the goon who was whining about raccoons in a fun thread because his dumpster was wrecked by them or some poo poo
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Jun 13, 2018 05:57
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it's the monkey puncher all over again
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Jun 13, 2018 05:59
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sky scraper raccoon is the new harambe
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Jun 13, 2018 06:03
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there's a fb livestream right now and everyone in the chat is freaking out: https://www.facebook.com/KARE11/videos/10160704289080457/
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Jun 13, 2018 06:05
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https://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/people-in-toronto-created-a-memorial-to-a-dead-raccoon-after I hope he gets an even better memorial.
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Jun 13, 2018 06:08
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He is just a hard working window wash bear. 
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Jun 13, 2018 06:08
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Still alive, 17th floor now. Godspeed little guy.
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Jun 13, 2018 06:13
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KomodoWagon posted:Dumbass animal's gonna die in agony and it doesn't matter. No-one actually gives a poo poo. Are any of you going to sit here and act like you'll feel anything at all once this loving retarded vermin starts weeping blood and swaying around deliriously before inevitably falling off the ledge to finally become the puddle of broken poo poo it was destined to be? gently caress no, you won't. You barely register the fact that thousands of human beings die of thirst or starvation, so what the gently caress kind of sick joke are you all pulling pretending that this evokes any kind of emotion in you? The most any of the sanctimonious idiots calling for a rescue or whatever you imagine inside those galaxy-sized brains that could be done for the poor little raccoon will ever honestly feel for that dumb animal would be disgust and bother at the inconvenience of having to step over its splattered remains, so how about you all take this fake pity and cram it right up your holier-than-thou asses. I've only read 2 of your posts ever Goddamn you need some loving therapy Also you're a bad poster
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Jun 13, 2018 06:22
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NightshadeGenitals posted:I'll stop flailing
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Jun 13, 2018 06:32
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Still chilling on the 17th floor. Worried they might tire there and plunge into the unyielding ground below
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Live stream in case nobody posted it yet https://twitter.com/ClaireabellGatr/status/1006747930693390338?s=09
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Jun 13, 2018 08:20
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Yesssssss, it made it to the roof!
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Jun 13, 2018 08:33
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Watching that live was incredible. What a climber.
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Jun 13, 2018 08:34
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The Joe Man posted:there's a fb livestream right now and everyone in the chat is freaking out: https://www.facebook.com/KARE11/videos/10160704289080457/ Made it to the roof  
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Jun 13, 2018 08:40
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eat poo poo bitter raccoon hater goon this raccoon is a genius and gentleman
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MisterOblivious posted:Made it to the roof Username/post combo
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Jun 13, 2018 08:42
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Our national nightmare is over. ... wait a tic.
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Jun 13, 2018 08:47
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I'm so glad this creature can now get some rest. I hope that it gets picked up by animal control while napping on the roof and can get a nice meal and a drink then be released back to its natural habitat of an alley by a dive restaurant.
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So what are they actually going to do with this raccoon now? He's pretty much a international celebrity, so what's the equivalent of a happy home for a Raccoon?
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Jun 13, 2018 09:29
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racoon will be forgotten about in 3 days, and in two months well see an article about how someone shot it sad but true, rip
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Blazing Ownager posted:So what are they actually going to do with this raccoon now? He's pretty much a international celebrity, so what's the equivalent of a happy home for a Raccoon? It might head to an animal control enclosure for a few days so people can get it mugging for the camera and stuff but it is definitely going back to the wild. Raccoons are very wild animals and the most domesticated place it could possibly end up at is a zoo, which won’t take it because raccoons aren’t exotic animals.
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a zoo should make a smart play and make an enclosure for him with a model apartment building to scale to his hearts content
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Jun 13, 2018 09:55
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Big Beef City posted:Raccoon gets to top as the gathered crowd cheers below and thousands watch live. This but he lands in a nice dumpster and waddles off safely
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Jun 13, 2018 10:24
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Can he climb to the sky Yes he can hes real spry Look out here comes the spider coon
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