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Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 33 hours!


Fun Shoe

Just yesterday it seemed like every other article on all my news feeds was about Trump doing this bad thing and that bad thing, so I figured I'd know how the whole thing went right away, but today is like some sort of eerie return to 2015 normalcy where all I see is cool stuff like video games and art.

I can't say I'm complaining about not being hyper-saturated by politics stuff, but I really want to know how the North Korea thingy went today and there doesn't seem to be any articles on it. Did all the journalists finally get imprisoned or something?

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

we won!

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

third place is still pretty damn good


Fun Shoe

Kim is going to look into dismantling of all his nukes and get back to us.

Vakal
May 11, 2008



Kim got a taste of being a famous celebrity and now will never go back to NK.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

third place is still pretty damn good


Fun Shoe

Trump convinced Kim to sell North Korea to China and move into one of his condos in Chicago.

Fojar38
Sep 1, 2011

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Stupid shit here
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trump ordered a cessation of us joint-military exercises with sk while dennis rodman advertised his weed-based bitcoin on cnn

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!


Lipstick Apathy

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

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Fun Shoe

Trump made a fake movie trailer and showed it to Kim and it changed everything.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère

College Slice

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.



Dinosaur Gum

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014


Fojar38 posted:

trump ordered a cessation of us joint-military exercises with sk while dennis rodman advertised his weed-based bitcoin on cnn

Kim got everything he wanted, Trump got some vague promises of denuclearization, the political equivalent of 'yeah, I'll totally help you move dude."

Master negotiator.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007

VOTE
FOR
PEDRO


basically:

Trump gave up a whole bunch of US and South korea strategic advantages (the war games, war preperations, etc) so that North korea would sign a document that basically said:

1. We're gonna keep not testing nukes, which we can't do because our testing station collapsed and we're broke.
2. Nebulous statements about peace, none of which have any legal standing and none of which appear to have resulted in, y'know, a loving peace treaty being signed between north and south korea.
3. We'll send you a bunch of bones from dead PoWs.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010



trump showed him the beast after the meeting that's all i know

feelix
Nov 27, 2016



WHO GIVES A poo poo

feelix
Nov 27, 2016



like, people who are into this poo poo and think "global politics" matters probably look down at people who follow the Kardashians or whatever? But if something sad happens to Kim it might affect Kanye which might affect the music you have to listen to on the one day you leave your goon cave and patronize an establishment that plays the radio

Whether or not NK has nukes will never, ever, ever affect your life in any way

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 33 hours!


Fun Shoe


Heck yeah!

How'd he do it? I bet he made a grimace, and then gave Kim a very stern paternal talking to! Like "You're a bad guy! Look at me! I'm flawless! Don't be bad guy!" and Kim just broke down crying. A ka-pow right to his moral inferiority!

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


POSTAL 4 is looking good.

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 33 hours!


Fun Shoe


I didn't know they had the summit on 5th ave!

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR




the art of the deal

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!


Split Pea Superman posted:

Heck yeah!

How'd he do it? I bet he made a grimace, and then gave Kim a very stern paternal talking to! Like "You're a bad guy! Look at me! I'm flawless! Don't be bad guy!" and Kim just broke down crying. A ka-pow right to his moral inferiority!

What happened, Kim? You used to be cool.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

What the fuck am I even saying?



hooray! USA! USA!

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR


rocket man realized that he loves the bigly mac with freedom fries

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

Carthago delenda est

Trump did a good thing so the Liberal Media won't report it

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

What the fuck am I even saying?


feelix posted:

like, people who are into this poo poo and think "global politics" matters probably look down at people who follow the Kardashians or whatever? But if something sad happens to Kim it might affect Kanye which might affect the music you have to listen to on the one day you leave your goon cave and patronize an establishment that plays the radio

Whether or not NK has nukes will never, ever, ever affect your life in any way

look if Kim Jong Un gets a nuke I want one, it's only fair

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

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Fun Shoe

feelix posted:

like, people who are into this poo poo and think "global politics" matters probably look down at people who follow the Kardashians or whatever? But if something sad happens to Kim it might affect Kanye which might affect the music you have to listen to on the one day you leave your goon cave and patronize an establishment that plays the radio

Whether or not NK has nukes will never, ever, ever affect your life in any way
no one plays the radio anywhere

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 33 hours!


Fun Shoe

extra stout posted:



the art of the deal

HAHA what a dolt! Doesn't he know that even our allies in the G-7 don't want our food for reasons completely other than influencing domestic politics?

Testikles
Feb 21, 2009


Trump got played like a fiddle. He lost a bunch of poo poo and came out thinking he won

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Silent Majority


A guy who still denies his long ties to russia and who took hundreds of millions of dollars from the chinese communist party did more to legitimize the democratic peoples republic of korea than any other person

I think trump is americas first stalinist president

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

What the fuck am I even saying?


I had a good $40 on Trump and Kim being so alike any meeting of the two would end in fighting or loving

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001



thin and handsome

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

Former DILF posted:

A guy who still denies his long ties

Lol

NightshadeGenitals
Dec 27, 2017

Star maths and wishy thinking

Trump made a bunch of hawks poo poo their diapers and now they are grumpy because of poopy butts.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

Colonel, trust me.

Donald Trump is a retard and got played by a fuckin' dictator from North Korea holy poo poo

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016




libs are chimping out over the steel abs having TRUMP delivering rocket punches to the soyboy g7 pantywaisted countries, who hungrily beg for his seed, but he won't give them the facial until he's good and ready

then he brokered a peace with a country that previous presidents had kicked the can down the road for decades

the god emperor lives

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


He's gonna get home, realize how badly chumped he got and bring down the nukes lmao

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

Colonel Cancer posted:

He's gonna get home, realize how badly chumped he got and bring down the nukes lmao

This would require him to be able to realize things

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012


so many people that were condemning trump for his saber rattling rocketman tweets (and rightfully so) are now condemning him for de-escalating tensions, possibly ending the korean war and normalizing relations with a nuclear capable nation

trump is be a garbage idiot who stumbled into doing a good thing but if you can't see this as just that, a good thing, you're just an inconsistent partisan idiot

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010



https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/stat...655107226714113

oh god

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?

There is nobody more peaceable than Trump. He's so peaceful you can't believe it. You can say "Please Mr. Trump, we're tired of peace" and he'll say "I DON'T CARE WE NEED MORE".

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Percelus
Sep 9, 2012


Junkfist posted:

There is nobody more peaceable than Trump. He's so peaceful you can't believe it. You can say "Please Mr. Trump, we're tired of peace" and he'll say "I DON'T CARE WE NEED MORE".

trump sucks but why not slam him for the myriad of heinous poo poo (like ICE splitting up families, the tax reform, increasing the defense budget, leaving the paris climate agreement, appointing noted torturer gina haspel to head the cia, putting scott pruit in charge of the epa, etc)he has done then trying to pretend the good thing he is doing is a bad thing

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