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MockingQuantum

ICYMTSITWH&CT [In Case You Missed The Story In The Welcome Hello & Chat Thread]:

quote:

there's a place about an hour's drive from my hometown that used to be a frontier town, it's since turned into a bit of a cowboy tourist town, but my family has history there so I've spent a lot of time there. in fact, both my grandparents and great grandparents are buried in a cemetery up in these cool, craggy badlands hills. So once I wandered around the cemetery, just looking at some really old headstones.

Well, turns out the town had a history of people coming through at the height of the railroad days so there were a bunch of gravestones for unknown people who died in town. There used to be a bunch that basically just said "man who died in shootout" or whatever, though some historian has been progressively figuring out who a lot of them probably were, but at least the last time I was out there, there were still two that read "Soldier Who Fell Off The RR Bridge" and, my fav, "Man The Bank Fell On"

so after I told this story, it got me thinking: there are some distinct benefits to an anonymous headstone, and I think I'd like one. That way if I ever go into international espionage, my family will be safe, or if I get super famous my fans won't try to dig up by body and steal bits of it like noted composers Franz Joseph Haydn or Jim Morrison.

I'm having trouble thinking up a good headstone that perfectly encapsulates my life, though. What would you put on your anonymous tombstone, if you had to write it right this moment? Disclaimer: do not feel compelled to share an anonymous headstone that encapsulates your life if that's more information than you're comfortable revealing. it could instead encapsulate someone else's life, or perhaps the life of a beloved fictional friend. Standard rules apply, no doxxing!

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ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
A Man Who Values His Privacy

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

Manifisto


The Occupant Is Out In ???

ShinyBirdTeeth

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Free Candy but there's no candy just bones

MockingQuantum

I want one that says



opposite one that says

thank you FactsAreUseless and Vanisher for the summeriest of sigs!

Manifisto


MockingQuantum posted:

I want one that says



opposite one that says


ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
Gone And Also Forgotten

spectres of autism

~it's like people say we're all gonna die
but me it's different i'm not trying to be alive~



Was Extremely Online

Manifisto


Hello So Sorry For Your Loss, I'm Dad

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
Found In A Hormel Chili Vat

Manifisto


ShinyBirdTeeth

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Insert Coin To Pay Respects

Manifisto


For Sale: Slightly Used Headstone

Inquire Within

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

MockingQuantum

thank you FactsAreUseless and Vanisher for the summeriest of sigs!

Duckbox


They Never Found My Body


Barking Gecko

No wuckers, mate.

Manifisto


The Gravecutter Was Instructed To Do A Version Of The "Loss" Meme On My Headstone

However He Had Too Much Dignity For That

Biscats n Gravy

"All According to Keikaku"

City of Glompton

op posted:

What would you put on your anonymous tombstone, if you had to write it right this moment? 

I was recently reading the news and so:

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
Dig Me Up and Play My Ribs Like a Xylophone

(Use my skull for sex stuff)

Luvcow




Manifisto



(in a very quiet graveside voice) *sniff* f-fully . . . sexual snail . . .

MockingQuantum

thank you FactsAreUseless and Vanisher for the summeriest of sigs!

TK8325


Hugh Malone


Cool thread MQ!

another byob success story

MockingQuantum

That's kind of you to say but it is truly byob which should be thanked for the cool thread so

thank you FactsAreUseless and Vanisher for the summeriest of sigs!

Mummy Napkin

b double e double r u n beer run

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

MockingQuantum posted:

I want one that says



opposite one that says





Sig by Manifisto <3

Abugadu

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Fashioned for me a cummerbund for my aptitude as a scuffler. i am Honored.

Abugadu

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Fashioned for me a cummerbund for my aptitude as a scuffler. i am Honored.

Abugadu

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Fashioned for me a cummerbund for my aptitude as a scuffler. i am Honored.

Barking Gecko

No wuckers, mate.

Manifisto



MockingQuantum

excellent weekend/early monday headstones friends, well done

thank you FactsAreUseless and Vanisher for the summeriest of sigs!

twoday

MYN GLAS
LOOPT RAS



hamjobs

space queen


Excuse me but did the bustin make him feel good

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limeicebreakers



bury me with a kraft dinner

limeicebreakers fucked around with this message at Jun 18, 2018 around 21:25

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