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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Turn yourself into a eunuch and leave in the night for the refuge of a monastery.
Years later when you become the emporer's confidant (and possible gay receptive partner) you can use his influence to exact your revenge, which, I presume would be getting a couple days rent, some Mt. Dew Code Red, and an old lovely Hot Topic t-shirt back from her that she stole the first night she stayed over.

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