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HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.


New Day pulled a heist on the contract!

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Saint Freak
Apr 15, 2007



I died on fleek, and so am cursed to roam the Earth forever, eternally on fleek...


Buglord

They accidentally ordered two Big E-sized shirts and made the best of it

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

the miz hit a guy with the briefcase

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


New Day your fraternity has gone too far this time!

Oh my God they're wearing LITERALLY the same shirt

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013



ok them billing a ten-woman tag match as "THE LARGEST OF ITS KIND EVER ON SMACKDOWN LIVE" is my loving limit

they reach SO FAR to try and call things the first ever and i hate it so much

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.


It's weird they're hyping the men's MITB contract so much this year when I don't believe anyone won it last year.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

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Soiled Meat

HitTheTargets posted:

It's weird they're hyping the men's MITB contract so much this year when I don't believe anyone won it last year.

Ellsworth did.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


I dont like the guitar screech in shinsukes theme.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Push El Burrito posted:

Ellsworth did.

God that was such a terrible, terrible idea.

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Soiled Meat

Sorry To Bother You looks like such a good movie.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.


Jerusalem posted:

God that was such a terrible, terrible idea.

Ellsworth on Smackdown turned out to be kind of a terrible idea. At least on Raw he was decent Braun fodder.

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May 9, 2006

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HitTheTargets posted:

Ellsworth on Smackdown turned out to be kind of a terrible idea. At least on Raw he was decent Braun fodder.

Ellsworth as Mella's weird boy slave was super good actually.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Hardy vs. Nakamura isn't a match I thought I'd be so interested in.

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



Is Jeff legit hurt? He's wincing when he hits the ropes.

Wow this thread is only 3 pages????

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.


Push El Burrito posted:

Ellsworth as Mella's weird boy slave was super good actually.

Let your freak flag fly, P.E.B.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Push El Burrito posted:

Sorry To Bother You looks like such a good movie.

Just looked up the premise, it sounds pretty cool and the cast is amazing.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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I wince whenever I see Hardy go up top now, after he admitted that he no longer does anything to try and protect his opponent and just crashes directly into them.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


Oh Shinsuke.

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May 9, 2006

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DICK DAMAGE

Jerusalem posted:

Just looked up the premise, it sounds pretty cool and the cast is amazing.

Usually you would think "David Cross dubs over a black man's voice" would be racist!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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That's what you get for driving drunk, Jeff! You get punched on the dick!

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.


Nak should team up with Snickers commercial Elias to teach kids how to count!

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May 9, 2006

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Soiled Meat

Sorry Steph no amount of makeup can hide that smile.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

That's what you get for driving drunk, Jeff! You get punched on the dick!

Judge: You can get three weeks in jail, a ban on your stupid band making albums for a year, The Boot, or a punch in the dick from the court appointed dick puncher, Mr. Nakamura.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


Oh no its big rear end and here i thought we were home free.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Writer Cath posted:

Judge: You can get three weeks in jail, a ban on your stupid band making albums for a year, The Boot, or a punch in the dick from the court appointed dick puncher, Mr. Nakamura.

Jeff: Is that legal?
Judge: Well no, but when I declined Mr. Nakamura's request he replied by motioning with his arms and screaming,"COMMMMMEEE ONNNNNN!!!!!" and how could I argue with that?

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May 9, 2006

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Soiled Meat

Oh my god Cass took the corpse of Jerry Lawler!

Also he killed Jerry Lawler I guess.

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

a ride that can only safely operate with people who are 7 feet tall would never be able to turn a profit

Dylan McKay
Oct 20, 2011

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.


big cass sucks rear end

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Baron Corbin posted:

a ride that can only safely operate with people who are 7 feet tall would never be able to turn a profit

...what about if we get like a really, really long trenchcoat....

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May 9, 2006

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Jerusalem posted:

...what about if we get like a really, really long trenchcoat....

Then you won't have time to ride a rollercoaster. Not with all the business you have to attend to.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Push El Burrito posted:

Then you won't have time to ride a rollercoaster. Not with all the business you have to attend to.

I have been neglecting things at the Business Factory recently...

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



god drat it, Chrisley, let your mother ruin her liver if she wants

it's clear she has a lifetime of regrets; let her drown them because she can't drown you

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.


SatansOnion posted:

god drat it, Chrisley, let your mother ruin her liver if she wants

it's clear she has a lifetime of regrets; let her drown them because she can't drown you

Ma'am, you appear to think it is you who knows best. I'm afraid I have some bad news....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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SatansOnion posted:

because she can't drown you

Hey, let's not limit her potential, she can do whatever she wants!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

I hear they're going to make a WWE Studios movie starring Nakamura. Apparently it'll be a remake of this classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMByDfFMPcE&t=3s

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Boo, let Asuka beat up all of them by herself. Her own team too until all that is left is Asuka vs Becky as God truly desires it to be

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Asuka was just saved from being pinned by Carmella thanks to Lana.

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May 9, 2006

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Soiled Meat

Becky show her your mad face!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Asuka's final look:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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So why did Andrade vs. Sin Cara not happen?

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