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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


igits.

Like, take a picture of your hand and then tell me a little story about it. For example:

Here is my left hand


You'll notice my ring finger is somewhat oddly shaped at the top. When I was in middle school track I was (extremely stupidly) playing catch with a shot-put while waiting for my turn to throw at a meet. I threw it up too high and reached back to grab it. All of a sudden I feel extreme pain and begin shooting viscera in all directions. Turns out there was a chain like fence behind me and my finger was directly above the the bar that held up the chainlink. In effect my finger was crushed between an eight pound metal ball and an aluminum rod. It was p rad. They had to do some pretty creative stitching to make it look like a finger again. Still freakin' works too. Thing is a trooper.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Cat Army
2nd Battalion
CONSCRIPT


Thatís terrible op, what happened to the others?

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007


I can Dig It

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Burt Sexual posted:

Thatís terrible op, what happened to the others?

...that's just how my hand is...


...well now I'm self conscious. Probably gonna close this thread and wear mittens forever.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Cat Army
2nd Battalion
CONSCRIPT


Literally A Person posted:

...that's just how my hand is...


...well now I'm self conscious. Probably gonna close this thread and wear mittens forever.

Fingerless gloves would be better.

Communist Toast
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys

This hand has dutifully jerked me off countless times



edit: your hands are soft

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots

Buglord

Well op, I guess you are ...

*puts on sunglasses*

Literally A Person

Autistic Edgy Guy
Jan 21, 2017

screaming at bare ass

I have finger tats that would kind of dox me so no.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Cat Army
2nd Battalion
CONSCRIPT


Communist Toast posted:

This hand has dutifully jerked me off countless times



edit: your hands are soft

Thatís mine in the upper right.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Communist Toast posted:

This hand has dutifully jerked me off countless times





That Robot posted:

Well op, I guess you are ...

*puts on sunglasses*

Literally A Person

AWWWWW SHHHHIIIIITTTT!!!!!!

supernatural blonde
Mar 15, 2005



Lipstick Apathy

I have long noticed a correlation between thumbs and peen shape and size. Just an observation, OP.

Communist Toast
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys

Burt Sexual posted:

Thatís mine in the upper right.

Then your hand has also helped me jerk off, and for that I thank you.

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003



Communist Toast posted:

This hand has dutifully jerked me off countless times



edit: your hands are soft

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


That's a small hand you got there.

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003



big enough to hit your daddy's prostate

I punched him in the taint. That is why you are the way you are.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


...lotta' people thinking about penises today.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges


I donít have hands you privileged jerks

Zil
Jun 4, 2011



College Slice

Literally A Person posted:

...lotta' people thinking about penises today.

Its GBS, penis thoughts is the default setting.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Verisimilidude posted:

I donít have hands you privileged jerks

You can also post your horrible stumps!

Zil posted:

Its GBS, penis thoughts is the default setting.

...truer words.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

Colonel, trust me.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Cat Army
2nd Battalion
CONSCRIPT



This has become a very arousimg thread.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017





Handception.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010


whoever posts a hand pic that isn't a goon handpile insta ban

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


If you like hands you'll enjoy this thread about my severely infected hand

https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3849095

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

Colonel, trust me.

I feel like my posting has really improved recently

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002






all my stories are palm stories though

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



Not on pile, ban sick filth.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011



College Slice


Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010



booo hiss

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

*mouth noises*


Imagine my drunk rear end hand on top of another hand

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Imagine my drunk rear end hand on top of another hand

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges


Lotta cracker hands itt

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Verisimilidude posted:

Lotta cracker hands itt

Well there would be some stumps if somebody would take a danged picture.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011



College Slice

Verisimilidude posted:

Lotta cracker hands itt

Why we are willing to post our hands and not our dilz.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

hoot hoot motherfucker


D

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

~hands across america~

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

Zil posted:

Why we are willing to post our hands and not our dilz.

it's usually the next closest thing

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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013




Phoning the FBI this very moment

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