2018 Seattle Mariners: Expectations Tempering Zone

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > 2018 Seattle Mariners: Expectations Tempering Zone

«‹›2 »

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

That reverse cycle stat is blowing my mind. I�ll probably remember it forever.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 06:57

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 02:55

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Scott is getting p dang close to getting that sick fade.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2018 22:34

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Do you think once D�az notches his 50th save they�re gonna do the haircut right there on the mound? God I hope it happens at home.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2018 00:53

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Losing 6-7 after that lovely game is a ray of light. Christ. Let�s take 2/3.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 07:52

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

He�ll be fine.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2018 03:49

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Just a bruise. No break.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2018 04:44

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

He gave his clippings to Paxton

# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 03:41

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I BELIEVE

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 06:52

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Shiroc posted:

Edwin D�az is cool and good

# ¿ Aug 26, 2018 05:48

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnChxEyBERC/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=3x6l4da86gyl

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 01:30

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I�m told there�s always next year.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 20:00

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

The season was fun if also super frustrating. Maybe D�az can get the league save record next year.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 02:59

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

That absolutely won�t happen.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 03:03

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I�ll take any hijinx at this point. Who cares the mariners being absolute losers is their legacy.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 05:10

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Lmao I bet they still lose

# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 03:35

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Ok Nevermind they are mashing tonight.

I�ll take it. gently caress Oakland.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 04:15

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

God DAMMIT I�m already back on board. If we sweep Oakland we are 2.5 out of the second wild card slot.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 05:49

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

SORRY I MEANT WHEN

# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 05:54

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

They don�t mean to do it. I know they love me. They wouldn�t do it if they didn�t love me.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 15:46

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Mike Bleak

# ¿ Sep 1, 2018 03:34

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

# ¿ Sep 1, 2018 04:25

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I�m still holding on here

# ¿ Sep 4, 2018 03:38

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Keith Atherton posted:

Why the gently caress is chanting Seven Nation Army a thing at Safeco now?

It�s a thing at lots of stadiums I think.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2018 04:47

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Keith Atherton posted:

Yeah but it's the laziest most generic "fan" thing in the loving world like the "Wave"

Seattle sports fans being Seattle sports fans I guess

Super agreed. The music in general at Safeco sucks rear end.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2018 05:50

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I AM UNDONE

# ¿ Sep 9, 2018 16:05

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Mitch is still a drat king out there.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 02:21

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Maybe in 10 years we can try again.

Let�s get a hockey team.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 05:39

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Meanwhile the county council just voted 5-4 to give the stadium $135m in taxpayer funds for upgrades.

Fuckin garbage

# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 18:14

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Some Numbers posted:

That was back when Lloyd McLendon was the manager. Dark times indeed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTDmVRD6apQ

# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 03:05

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Yeah it�s a real trash fire folks

I�ll keep watching that garbage.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 05:33

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Pretty soon. Probably the next 6 games.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 00:37

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

The Mariners aren�t making it this year but let�s take stock in the fact that we are absolutely murdering the Astros with a bullpen start.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 03:53

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Next year. Or not. But maybe.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2018 05:34

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 02:55

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

D�az isn�t even getting a chance at the record at this point so there is nothing redeemable about this season

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 00:10

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > 2018 Seattle Mariners: Expectations Tempering Zone

«‹›2 »