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Manifisto

Posting is overrated.

# ? Jun 18, 2018 02:05

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 21:13

Manifisto

⬆️⬆️⬆️ that was a JEST POST

# ? Jun 18, 2018 02:05

kalel

Manifisto posted:

Posting is overrated.

Uhhhhhhhh what the—

Manifisto posted:

⬆️⬆️⬆️ that was a JEST POST

—oh haha, phew

# ? Jun 18, 2018 02:11

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Moses *coming down from the mountain looking perplexed*: I've just got one commandment...

Israelites *hastily hiding Mooby Cow*: Yes, Prophet of God?

Moses: :justpost:

Israelites: ...

It would be many generations before the secret was deciphered

# ? Jun 18, 2018 02:11

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

~~quote is not edit~~ bust post

# ? Jun 18, 2018 02:12

MockingQuantum

some anagrams of "post":

"tops": this is what posting is, the tops, meaning good and/or great, it encourages us to post early and often, as is just, and tradition

"stop": don't let this sly fox fool you, it's opposite day in s-comes-first-land, never stop postin'

"pots": either 1) cooking vessels, which provide sustenance, therefore allowing one to just post in perpetuity until the heat death of the universe, or B) the plural for a "weed" or "blont", an accessory often used to heighten the effect, and justness, of posts

"opts": what one does when one chooses to posts.

"tspo": not a word. only recommended for use by professionals.

See Fig. 1 for examples of usage.

^{Fig. 1}"Little Billy smoks a weed made of excellent pots, watch as he opts to just post some tops posts, oh no don't let him stop, put his hands back on the keyboard, just rub his finger bones a bit, he'll start up again of his own accord. There, good. That post was totally tspo."

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# ? Jun 18, 2018 21:02

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

hello fellas and ladies. remember that you are all cool and good. have a wonderful day.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

# ? Jun 20, 2018 20:54

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

that last one was what experts refer to as a "feel good" post. the scientific name of such a post is "lumbricina," i think. it could also be "platyhelminthes." one of those is probably right.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

# ? Jun 21, 2018 14:32

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

MockingQuantum posted:

some anagrams of "post":

"tops": this is what posting is, the tops, meaning good and/or great, it encourages us to post early and often, as is just, and tradition

"stop": don't let this sly fox fool you, it's opposite day in s-comes-first-land, never stop postin'

"pots": either 1) cooking vessels, which provide sustenance, therefore allowing one to just post in perpetuity until the heat death of the universe, or B) the plural for a "weed" or "blont", an accessory often used to heighten the effect, and justness, of posts

"opts": what one does when one chooses to posts.

"tspo": not a word. only recommended for use by professionals.

See Fig. 1 for examples of usage.

^{Fig. 1}"Little Billy smoks a weed made of excellent pots, watch as he opts to just post some tops posts, oh no don't let him stop, put his hands back on the keyboard, just rub his finger bones a bit, he'll start up again of his own accord. There, good. That post was totally tspo."