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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Cyberpunk Wednesdays: Domino's is fixing the roads now
 
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

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 "which brands are taking over which pieces of vital infrastructure" is a perfect photoshop thread idea and I'd start it if I were at all capable of doing one

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

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Dec 22, 2005

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:

I realized too late that the pizza boys hadn't patrolled this sector for years. As I was admiring the Domino's logo on the pavement, I missed the McCaltrops 50 feet up ahead. I regained consciousness slumped over the steering wheel with the taste of blood in my mouth. Before I blacked out again, I caught a glimpse of a roving band of Hamburglars leading my wife and son over the horizon at gunpoint.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

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BloodRed posted:

Why don't you just tax the corporations at a higher rate and then use that money to fund essential services?
Federal development money as it stands is basically a ponzi scheme where they'll pay out bigly for new developments but you gotta deal with maintenance yourself, american suburbs took full advantage of this in the 50s by building huge sprawling nonsense-towns that use space as inefficiently as possible that no one would ever want to visit for any reason except they live there. 50 years later these places can't possibly afford to maintain them because they only managed to build them with one-time grants. If any thought had been put in back then we wouldn't be in this mess but now its impossible to fix and basically will need to be abandoned or repurposed as things get worse. Honestly fixing a lot of them is throwing good money after bad, fixing up all the roads in unmaintainable poo poo town #445308 just punts the problem down the road another 30 years and helps comparatively few people compared to infrastructure work in desirable cities where people actually *want* to work and live. Like sure you can squeeze the local gas stations and convenience stores and maybe there's a walmart in town if you're lucky but it's kinda like, blood from a stone.

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