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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

https://www.rt.com/news/429609-elio...-suck-my-balls/

quote:

Eliot Higgins, praised by Western media as a bulwark against sinister Russian disinformation, has a persuasive, Atlantic Council-fellow retort for those who take issue with his Google Earth investigations: “Suck my balls.”
Higgins gave up his lucrative career as a payments officer at a women’s underwear company to create Bellingcat, a celebrated internet blog that specializes in using open-source information to blame Russia for every crime against humanity – real or imagined – committed so far this century.


Now a senior fellow at the Atlantic Council, and a self-declared specialist in “social media & digital forensic research,” Higgins recently teamed up with NATO-funded compatriots to create DisinfoPortal, “an interactive online guide to track the Kremlin’s disinformation campaigns abroad.”

Valiantly fighting on the frontlines in the information war with Russia, Higgins has already shown himself to be a persuasive wordsmith with razor-sharp wit:



Indeed, an invitation to moisten his scrotum has become Higgins’ go-to argument for those who dare to question his ironclad Instagram investigations. For example, his expertise on MH17 shines in the following Twitter exchanges:

https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/st...195367438929920

No wonder Higgins refused to debate Theodore Postol, professor emeritus of Science, Technology, and International Security at MIT, regarding Syrian chemical weapons attacks – Postol would have withered under Higgins’ underwear salesman oratory skills.

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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014




Buy him an account I say

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

rumps??


Well, I'm convinced. Point me in the direction of the gentleman's balls.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Cat Army
2nd Battalion
CONSCRIPT


quote:

Higgins gave up his lucrative career as a payments officer at a women’s underwear company

WTF man, this guy needs a big swirly.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Burt Sexual posted:

WTF man, this guy needs a big swirly.

Suck his balls.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Cat Army
2nd Battalion
CONSCRIPT


FlimFlam Imam posted:

Suck his balls.

alright...

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


I like how even a Russia today article makes me respect this guy and indeed, want to suck his balls

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

Well did he get his goddamn balls sucked or what

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots

Buglord

quote:

Higgins gave up his lucrative career as a payments officer at a women’s underwear company

Hmmm ....

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

"My balls remain dry, get to work" is a good variation on the original, imho

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011
I LOVE FYAD, IT IS A GREAT FORUM


He's keeping his eye on the ball

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



No HE can suck MY balls.

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002


Seems fair enough.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006



Fallen Rib

quote:

... blame Russia for every crime against humanity – real or imagined – committed so far this century

Well, I guess Hillary is off the hook - it was the damned Russians. Same goes for Donald.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016


im glad dgsw is getting back on their feet with a decent job

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!


Suck my balls

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

Any updates re: the sucking of this dude's balls?

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

i hope the free western democracies band together and enact sweeping and damning sanctions and trade embargoes against chinatowns loving BALLS

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011
I LOVE FYAD, IT IS A GREAT FORUM


King of Bees posted:

Any updates re: the sucking of this dude's balls?

Balls status: still dry

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:

Suck my balls

why no "!!!"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Ah nice.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

She-Ra Fan Club Member #6782

Actual video of the twitter feed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqlplW3iYB0

Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at Jun 13, 2018 around 20:36

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



truly the best way to deal with any rooshan

""Mr. Gorbachev - suck my drat balls." - Ronald Reagan

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer


cnut
May 3, 2016



Thought there would be more ball sucking itt tbh.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

cnut posted:

Thought there would be more ball sucking itt tbh.

well then get suckin' bintch!!!

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



suck my drat balls

cnut
May 3, 2016



Chinatown posted:

well then get suckin' bintch!!!



myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère

College Slice

suck my goddamn balls!!!

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.


Gun Saliva

hey it's that phrase in your avatar

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

Damo posted:

hey it's that phrase in your avatar

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

This was the thread you were born to make, Chinatown. It is your time. Revel in it.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
SUCKING DICK FOR XENFORO MONEY


I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

balls are for sucking you fuckmam

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

Wait a minute...I've decided I want MY goddamn balls sucked!

Who in the hell do I have to see about this?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

Big Beef City posted:

Wait a minute...I've decided I want MY goddamn balls sucked!

Who in the hell do I have to see about this?

usually i see ur mom for this

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

let it mellow posted:

usually i see ur mom for this

Intriguing but I don't believe in nepotism. I want fresh faces.

Cinaedus Defututus
Mar 21, 2018



how do i position myself at the event horizon of a black hole just so such that only my balls are sucked into the singularity?

spaghettified balls.

asking for a friend?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

guns for tits posted:

Buy him an account I say

He's literally a D&D mod.

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

Chinatown posted:

He's literally a D&D mod.

Which is convenient because D&D can suck my balls

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