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Do not try to beguile me with your sorcery Lady Blacksnake! I know you wear the Crown of Mysteries, an artifact blessed by the Coven of the Nine Moons to bestow bewitching beauty on any sorceress or enchantress who wears it. I see through your ruse, for I have the amulet of all-seeing granted to me by the Snake Enchanter of the Pits. Now stand still as I ready by battle ax to cleave you in two and end your two-thousand-year reign as Immortal Regent of the Blood Lands! My heaving, well-oiled muscles tautly flexing will be the last thing you see as I end your tyranny and free the slave wives from your marauders. Just wait, well hold on, my ax was here a moment ago... What sorcery is this?! My ax is gone... and what is this, this vine growing over my body, no, no! I must have the strength to break free..... I must!
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see this is what we're talking about, poo poo like these lame rear end wizards who have to summon help to get laid are what give magic users a bad name. Man you all just gotta pull the staff out of your rear end, man up and have some confidence and maybe then chicks would want to talk to you. But no, you gotta spend your whole day up in your fart smelling tower with your gay little pointy hat wondering why girls don't like you Anyway I banged a nymph yesterday. It ruled. Got hooked up with a sweet gig recently, looks like Iron Maiden is coming to town in a few months and they want me to handle the pyro. Any other sorcerers have experience with metal shows? I want to show everyone a good time but don't want to burn the place down.
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Jun 14, 2018 20:04
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Iron Maiden? do they allow pyro at the nursin home now?
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Jun 14, 2018 20:54
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Peanut President posted:Iron Maiden? do they allow pyro at the nursin home now? It turns out that Bruce Dickinson is actually a lich.
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Jun 14, 2018 21:16
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Lil Peeler posted:It turns out that Bruce Dickinson is actually a lich. He even magicked away cancer.
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Jun 14, 2018 21:18
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I see Terooch the Abs summoner is back. He’s a great dude but he’s always showing off his abs with a cut-off Hyper color t-shirt. Sometimes he summons a pit fiend to “punch me in the stomach as hard as you can.” It usually gets female priests hot and fat paladins jelly.
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Jun 17, 2018 01:14
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aaaAARRARGGHHH
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Jun 17, 2018 01:19
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Just tried to conjure a poo, turned out to be just a fart.
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Jun 17, 2018 05:09
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remigious posted:Just tried to conjure a poo, turned out to be just a fart. I think our payloads got switched because i just poo poo my pants
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Jun 17, 2018 05:14
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you can tell that's not a wizard because 1) his shirt is off and wizards are nevernudes and 2) he looks dang good with his shirt off
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Jun 17, 2018 06:01
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:you can tell that's not a wizard because 1) his shirt is off and wizards are nevernudes and 2) he looks dang good with his shirt off explain the pointy fuckin hat then
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Jun 17, 2018 06:30
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Marlboro for Cats posted:explain the pointy fuckin hat then Sorcerers can make any outfit work.
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Jun 17, 2018 06:39
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I’m the dude in the back who just emptied his bowels in his armor
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Jun 17, 2018 07:57
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* casts spell: mass confusion and diarrhea *
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Jun 17, 2018 08:00
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* conjures demon over voluptuous princess whilst shirtless * *demon starts choking itself and beating off *
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Jun 17, 2018 08:04
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Dragon Blood sorcerer here. Just plotting to murder my great-great-great-grandfather so I can ascend to being the new Dragon Lord of Terror Pass. Stupid GGGGpa thinks he's so good with his big rear end wings and being an actual full dragon and not just an elf with piddly little wings and some scales on my dick.
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Jun 17, 2018 08:12
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Jun 17, 2018 08:22
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The Grand Wizard of both Space and Time here to say you sorcerers are a bunch of losers. The wizard parties are off the loving hook. We've got conjurers, ensorcelors, and drugmancers just going apeshit. It's like if Burning Man decided to use magic instead of having been taken over by techbros in million dollar RVs.
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Jun 17, 2018 08:52
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I was looking at the stars. You know really looking at the depth. Some were redish, some were bluish, south and north. P cool. 
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Jun 17, 2018 09:26
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DiggityDoink posted:The Grand Wizard of both Space and Time here to say you sorcerers are a bunch of losers. The wizard parties are off the loving hook. We've got conjurers, ensorcelors, and drugmancers just going apeshit. It's like if Burning Man decided to use magic instead of having been taken over by techbros in million dollar RVs. and much like burning man, it's populated mostly by pasty rear end nerds
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What a Sorcery party looks like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0XtdjDzQy4
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