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Do not try to beguile me with your sorcery Lady Blacksnake! I know you wear the Crown of Mysteries, an artifact blessed by the Coven of the Nine Moons to bestow bewitching beauty on any sorceress or enchantress who wears it. I see through your ruse, for I have the amulet of all-seeing granted to me by the Snake Enchanter of the Pits. Now stand still as I ready by battle ax to cleave you in two and end your two-thousand-year reign as Immortal Regent of the Blood Lands! My heaving, well-oiled muscles tautly flexing will be the last thing you see as I end your tyranny and free the slave wives from your marauders. Just wait, well hold on, my ax was here a moment ago... What sorcery is this?! My ax is gone... and what is this, this vine growing over my body, no, no! I must have the strength to break free..... I must!
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Lil Peeler posted:It turns out that Bruce Dickinson is actually a lich. He even magicked away cancer.
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