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Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


Lo and behold! A sphere!!!!

Wait we did this already. Uh well. Our guy finds himself at the bottom of a PRIMORDIAL SEA. There floats three different COLORED PARTICLES. They look TASTY. Yum yum. Which one shall we feast upon? RED, BLUE or GREEN?

Remember your choices henceforth shall forever influence this creature!

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Mummy Napkin


Red!

Luvcow


GREEN

please



spectres of autism



maybe blue idk

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.
Thats three different answers

I dont know what to do

Luvcow


someone please break this threeway tie



FutonForensic


put some red in there

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.
Red it is!

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


Oh my! That RED thing was quite delicious! Very umami. It seems that meal caused our friend to transform!

That savoury taste still lingers in its mind. Quickly, our bud takes notice of his new surroundings. Have eons actually passed?! There’s life abound! There can only be ONE life!! The PINK creature is called a stinging sea-pal, the BLUE spotty thing is a predatory globberclaw and then there’s the PURPLE haw-haw eel.

What to consume???

MockingQuantum


Gotta nom on some BLUE GLOBBERCLAW obviously

Luvcow


MockingQuantum posted:

Gotta nom on some BLUE GLOBBERCLAW obviously



spectres of autism



eat it b4 it eats us first

Manifisto


spectres of autism posted:

eat it b4 it eats us first

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


Nice, we’re like some sort of salp now. Following a school of fishes brings us to three creatures hoping to grab a quick bite. We have the RED pinsh chrimp, a WHITE skull kraken and an ORANGE pokeyfish

alnilam




*chanting* Po Key Fish! Po key fish!n

e: maybe use claws to snip off pokeys first so as to not hurt mouth

Manifisto


alnilam posted:

*chanting* Po Key Fish! Po key fish!n

but we could be a bone bud

actually all 3 choices seem good

spectres of autism



Manifisto posted:

but we could be a bone bud

actually all 3 choices seem good

i wanna b a bone bud

MockingQuantum


i've never been a bone bud before, I'm curious to try it

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

just got the joke of 'skull kraken'

Barking Gecko

No wuckers, mate.

White skull kraken

MockingQuantum


Olive! posted:

just got the joke of 'skull kraken'



idngi til just now

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.
I googled it. Pokemon beat me to it apparently anyway i cant post atm because there's a big ol thunderstorm

Luvcow


alnilam posted:

*chanting* Po Key Fish! Po key fish!n

e: maybe use claws to snip off pokeys first so as to not hurt mouth

but i'm torn because


spectres of autism posted:

i wanna b a bone bud



blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Plant monster did you get a computer? I would deffo throw some money at a patreon for you if you need a computer. Thanks for giving us great threads

P.N.T.M.

tiny dinosaurs

white skull kraken!

but watch your soft skull

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

blaise rascal posted:

Plant monster did you get a computer? I would deffo throw some money at a patreon for you if you need a computer. Thanks for giving us great threads

No computer yet. Just pencils, markers and phone. Which is like a computer. I-I don’t know if I’m comfy making a Patreon for a computer because I really just make threads when I’m bored and depressed lol

Oh

We ate the pokeyfish btw I figure first thing that gets more than 2 votes wins maybe



It seems our outer mesogleal layer has solidified slightly and has formed spikes. Cool. Eons of evolution have forced our creature’s eyes to push outwards and externalize. Swimming higher and higher, our guy spots another three creatures who look like they’d make great meals. We have a DIVING SEA PENGUIN, a MANTA DEATHRAY and a SNEAKY PEARL.

City of Glompton

eat the sneaky pearl please yum yum


thank you vanisher!

spectres of autism



dont eat the manta deathray its friggin sweet

Mummy Napkin


Sneaky pearl, of course.

Manifisto


well def do not eat the pingu, so I'm down with SNEAKY PEARL

Luvcow


City of Glompton posted:

eat the sneaky pearl please yum yum


Mummy Napkin posted:

Sneaky pearl, of course.


Manifisto posted:

well def do not eat the pingu, so I'm down with SNEAKY PEARL

and of course

spectres of autism posted:

dont eat the manta deathray its friggin sweet



Farecoal

???

sneaky pearl must be trying to hide a secret power

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


Ah sweet, the SNEAKY PEARL has given us the knowledge of SHELL. We are SNAIL.

Above: a brief retrospective of our lineage.

Now then. We have two options. Stay in the OCEAN or move onto LAND?

Manifisto




let's find a nice beach somewhere and have a peek at how the other half lives

Farecoal

???

land?? there’s no money in land! trust me boy, I’ve been in the ocean business for years, and I can spot a bubble waiting to be popped!

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.
Someone break this tie before I break my ties with this earthly realm

alnilam




Farecoal posted:

land?? there’s no money in land! trust me boy, I’ve been in the ocean business for years, and I can spot a bubble waiting to be popped!

lol av post combo

i vote for land tho sorry

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.
Brb making land

alnilam




better than making water am i right folks heh heh

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alnilam




talkin bout pee

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