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me: these all look fine to me store employee: uh that's . . . good to hear sir me: perfectly edible. it all looks like something I would eat. store employee: well that's the idea, haha. now if I could just-- me: but what about the name of the store store employee: ??? me: groceries me: gross-eries me: grrrrooossss . . . . eries |
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Jun 13, 2018 23:05
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Manifisto posted:me: these all look fine to me lol also I have been that store employee, twas grand
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Jun 13, 2018 23:06
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spent over an hour gently washing, drying, buffing and stacking all personal watermelons before being ejected by security
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Jun 13, 2018 23:10
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Jun 13, 2018 23:10
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Jun 13, 2018 23:14
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drilldo squirt posted:I wind up spending hundreds of dollars on food. then I don’t leave the house for a month. |
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Jun 13, 2018 23:22
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drilldo squirt posted:I wind up spending hundreds of dollars on food. the very first time i ever got high i managed to spend $32 at popeye's CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Jun 13, 2018 23:23
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ghost emoji posted:it seems like a fun idea but it is not!!!! everything is a box, everything is one color, and the music, lighting, and layout are all designed to dull your senses and you have to go there to live, so not only are you there every week, but it is filled with every type of person, children, tired caregivers, disgruntled elderly, artists, criminals, police, teachers, students, wily teens, the self-important, the insane, and they're all also navigating a maze of sharp corners and bright colors with their senses dulled, all the one-color boxes they want piled into a bigger one-color box until it is very heavy, pushing it blindly around corners, looking for the deals, which are real and not real but always square and always one color just a nightmare |
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Jun 13, 2018 23:26
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broken. the freezers are broken, and it's my fault. they're not even cold! why did I flip that switch? right, right, I couldn't not flip it, the world might have ended. but still I'm in soooo much trouble now. nobody's even noticing. what's wrong with people? they're putting stuff into their baskets, they don't even realize it's not cold! oh god, should I tell them? what if they ate it and got sick? oh crap. crap crap crap. *things in the baked goods section are otherwise uneventful* |
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Jun 13, 2018 23:26
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When your order number is called for the lunch meat you ordered in the deli section you immediately answer "Why, are you a cop?"
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Jun 13, 2018 23:27
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You spend 5 minutes giggling like a maniac at the pothead over there when you realize you're staring at your own reflection in the freezer door |
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Jun 13, 2018 23:29
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spent $271 on fresh donuts for you and your closest 2 friends
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Jun 13, 2018 23:48
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Going to the old Asian supermarket that only uses half the store and pretending I'm in Fallout in the unused creepy part with the unused warm freezer section. Then my tummy rumbles and I remember I'm here for the good ramen with all the extra packets of things |
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Jun 13, 2018 23:53
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Gotta get groceries soon... need the best bang for my buck *hits blunt* I bet Target is cheap |
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Jun 13, 2018 23:58
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Stoner: Thank you so much for being here. I get that it’s your job and all but I really can’t deal with self-checkout right now. Cashier: This is a lot of butter... |
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Jun 14, 2018 00:07
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Macnult posted:Stoner: Thank you so much for being here. I get that it’s your job and all but I really can’t deal with self-checkout right now. *slowly unwraps stick and begins to slowly eat it like a popsicle while staring unblinkingly into the cashier's eyes*
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Macnult posted:Stoner: Thank you so much for being here. I get that it’s your job and all but I really can’t deal with self-checkout right now. Luvcow posted:*slowly unwraps stick and begins to slowly eat it like a popsicle while staring unblinkingly into the cashier's eyes* lol |
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Jun 14, 2018 00:13
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*stares at cat supplies, slack jawed*
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Jun 14, 2018 00:48
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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stoner: could you point me to the produce, please, I need many bananas. I have searched high and low for the bananas, but they don't appear to be anywhere. Are you anti-banana here? I've heard they're, like, mildly radioactive, is that why? I've heard macadamia nuts are too. Which reminds me, where are your macadamia nuts? I want to eat everything I can find that's mildly radioactive, it's my dream to become the Mildly Incredible Hulk. cashier: sir this is an Ace Hardware
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Jun 14, 2018 05:04
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only then do you get to wonder if you're sealing the fate of an entire brand and product line by your negligent actions tossing that poo poo out of your cart to some other aisle, rendering it unfindable until expiration, tipping the loss margins in an already volatile niche business, causing catastrophic layoffs and shutdowns and eventually probably some suicides
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Dick Bastardly posted:*stares at cat supplies, slack jawed* CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Jun 14, 2018 13:12
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Jun 14, 2018 13:16
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holy poo poo, they have the good grapes!
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Jun 15, 2018 11:32
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this orange is a little soft, but this one is sort of yellow, but this one has a scab on it, but this one is really big and the big ones don't always taste as good, but the little ones sometimes are mostly peel and i don't want to pay for peel, besides, it smells funny, or is that just normal orange smell or wait, i don't like oranges
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Jun 15, 2018 11:37
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Jun 15, 2018 11:50
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30 minutes in the store and I end up with a lemonade, a box of pepperoni hot pockets and a pepperoni pizza. 2 of which are next to each other and the other is at the checkout. Atleast I didn't go to rent a video on seroquel again.
https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Jun 16, 2018 00:07
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You will walk in needing to get a snack that you can eat on the road and you will get a frozen pizza because it's called "Tombstone", saying "the sun will bake it." |
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Jun 16, 2018 00:11
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Splatmaster posted:When your order number is called for the lunch meat you ordered in the deli section you immediately answer "Why, are you a cop?" lol Macnult posted:Stoner: Thank you so much for being here. I get that it’s your job and all but I really can’t deal with self-checkout right now. Luvcow posted:*slowly unwraps stick and begins to slowly eat it like a popsicle while staring unblinkingly into the cashier's eyes* more lol
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Jun 16, 2018 01:06
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bought 4 bags of white chocolate chunks to temper to make chocolate covered weed graham thin mint things and you know what? that was my entire grocery list, and it took two hours.
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Jun 16, 2018 02:59
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wandering around, admiring all the bright colors on the packages, and then I spend 15 minutes spacing out in the bathroom cleaner aisle in a high stream day dream, mulling over the wondrous possibilities of that $5.00 loaf of rye bread I saw.
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Jun 16, 2018 04:13
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25 bux worth of Kraft Dinner and dinosaur egg oatmeal. |
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Jun 16, 2018 10:00
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*jumps out of plane in the skies 1000 feet above the kroger* *sails gently into the doors of supermarket with parachute made of reusable grocery bags* |
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Jun 16, 2018 19:41
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me: yo, I’ve got a a claw footed bathtub I need to fill with berry colossal crunch malt-o-meal. manager: are you going to need some milk to go with it? me: nah .... make it half n half manager: my dawg me: 
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Jun 16, 2018 19:53
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*buys milk, ice cream, and thirty cans of soup* *remembers I walked here*
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Jun 18, 2018 00:14
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I stood in line for twenty minutes at the checkout spaced out and right before it was my turn realized I didn't pick anything up so I got embarrassed and bought a pack of gum, got cash back and walked to another store for groceries
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Jun 18, 2018 00:21
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Jun 18, 2018 00:26
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My life is a series of weed tubes
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Jun 18, 2018 00:30
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hamjobs posted:I stood in line for twenty minutes at the checkout spaced out and right before it was my turn realized I didn't pick anything up so I got embarrassed and bought a pack of gum, got cash back and walked to another store for groceries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OqG8ez6On4 DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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hamjobs posted:I stood in line for twenty minutes at the checkout spaced out and right before it was my turn realized I didn't pick anything up so I got embarrassed and bought a pack of gum, got cash back and walked to another store for groceries Remember that you are loved |
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