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Duckbox posted:*buys milk, ice cream, and thirty cans of soup* CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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I am so hungry but why are there so many doors and bathtubs and as much as I love lawnmowers and garden supplies this place could use some more food
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Jun 18, 2018 23:57
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lmbo calrissian posted:Remember that you are loved Remember that you, too, are loved and also to pick up some pickles
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Jun 19, 2018 10:41
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i bought one of every gimmick oreo flavor by accident |
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Jun 20, 2018 14:44
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go to a grocery store and go to the produce section and find a girl by any kind of melon. Say hey I like those melons you got there and who knows she might find you extremely creepy or she might think you're the funniest thing since...... idk but w/e you get the point. gl ---------------- |
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Jun 20, 2018 14:46
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EorayMel posted:go to a grocery store and go to the produce section and find a girl by any kind of melon. Say hey I like those melons you got there and who knows she might find you extremely creepy or she might think you're the funniest thing since...... idk but w/e you get the point. extremely High hopes booooom |
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Jun 20, 2018 17:37
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i got high and went the the grocery store |
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Jun 22, 2018 18:04
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[spoilers]i was working[/spoilers] |
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Jun 22, 2018 18:04
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*Me wandering around Meijer, walking slowly, touching and feeling the products, feeling a bit of nostalgia for my youth that I will never get back* *Walks into the electronics section, they have a "Playstation 4" now Me: What a time to be alive ---------------- |
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Jun 22, 2018 18:30
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u buy a 10 pound ham because it's on sale the next day u realize that not only have u never cooked a whole ham before, u also don't really like it
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Jun 28, 2018 00:24
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*Goes in, buys 4 items, forgets the chicken put in a separate bag* 5 MINUTES LATER Sheepishly: "Uh, did I leave my chicken I bought here?" "Yes..." *Cashier hands it over with a mix of contempt and suspicion in her eyes* |
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Jun 28, 2018 02:07
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Zwei Dunkel Jungen posted:u buy a 10 pound ham because it's on sale This actually happened to me recently, are you my housemate
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Jun 28, 2018 04:01
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Man I buy so much bad stuff when I just go to the grocery store hungry, can't even imagine what I'd wind up with if I went in high. |
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Jun 28, 2018 09:20
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Molestationary Store posted:Man I buy so much bad stuff when I just go to the grocery store hungry, can't even imagine what I'd wind up with if I went in high. it's a coin flip really sometimes you walk out with half the snack aisle. sometimes you walk out with two potatoes, cereal, and a huge bag of oranges the only certainty is that afterward you'll be like "the hell?"
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Jun 28, 2018 10:17
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i know i was high shopping when i wake up to a dining room table covered in food ala the table from the movie Hook where the Lost Boys are imagining a feast and suddenly there is a buttload of food
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Jun 28, 2018 15:20
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mister magpie posted:i know i was high shopping when i wake up to a dining room table covered in food ala the table from the movie Hook where the Lost Boys are imagining a feast and suddenly there is a buttload of food Was the food really there? I mean how high were you?  Hook Hook Hook! Pan Pan Pan!
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Jun 28, 2018 16:11
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Zwei Dunkel Jungen posted:u buy a 10 pound ham because it's on sale just like my honeymoon CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Jun 30, 2018 01:48
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Got high and forgot that I bought chips, walked back to store, accidentally called cashier dad and gave him a hug, just rolled with it and left; forgot chips again
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Jun 30, 2018 01:50
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WHERES THE LIQUOR |
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Jun 30, 2018 06:47
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i was working the till last night, and one kid was too stoned to use his card. |
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Jun 30, 2018 07:58
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his friend ended up paying for him |
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Jun 30, 2018 07:59
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no music is playing but you’re tuned in to the sounds of the grocery store |
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ghost emoji posted:it seems like a fun idea but it is not!!!! That is the Target dimension. All doors into Targets are actually portals to another dimension and as you walk through the door, you travel to the single Ur-Target, so to speak. You got high, and have the predisposition to dimension shifting!!! so you could sense that dimensional shifting. Ur-Target is not "Hell", but it's only like three doors down. Dimensional sensing is one small step away from dimensional travel, which has the potential to upset the cosmic order if you aren't totally disciplined. Be careful, OP!!! ---------------- |
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Jun 30, 2018 10:28
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ghost emoji posted:it seems like a fun idea but it is not!!!! isthis supposed to be a funny post i can't tell because it doesn't read as funny and reads more as bougie and annoying |
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Jun 30, 2018 12:09
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Cyberpunkey Monkey posted:That is the Target dimension. All doors into Targets are actually portals to another dimension and as you walk through the door, you travel to the single Ur-Target, so to speak. You got high, and have the predisposition to dimension shifting!!! so you could sense that dimensional shifting. Ur-Target is not "Hell", but it's only like three doors down. Dimensional sensing is one small step away from dimensional travel, which has the potential to upset the cosmic order if you aren't totally disciplined. Be careful, OP!!! oh. uh. please stop. |
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Jun 30, 2018 12:09
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welcome to byob rare bird. we don't do that here. please read our rules before posting here again
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Jun 30, 2018 17:12
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rare bird posted:isthis supposed to be a funny post i can't tell because it doesn't read as funny and reads more as bougie and annoying dont sign your posts lol!!! CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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mister magpie posted:i know i was high shopping when i wake up to a dining room table covered in food ala the table from the movie Hook where the Lost Boys are imagining a feast and suddenly there is a buttload of food i posted this while high in a grocery store and i then forgot about it paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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