getting high and going to the grocery store

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > getting high and going to the grocery store

Twenty Four

Splatmaster posted:

When your order number is called for the lunch meat you ordered in the deli section you immediately answer "Why, are you a cop?"

lol

Macnult posted:

Stoner: Thank you so much for being here. I get that it’s your job and all but I really can’t deal with self-checkout right now.
Cashier: This is a lot of butter...

Luvcow posted:

*slowly unwraps stick and begins to slowly eat it like a popsicle while staring unblinkingly into the cashier's eyes*

more lol

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Twenty Four

mister magpie posted:

i know i was high shopping when i wake up to a dining room table covered in food ala the table from the movie Hook where the Lost Boys are imagining a feast and suddenly there is a buttload of food

Was the food really there? I mean how high were you?

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# ¿ Jun 28, 2018 16:11

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