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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > getting high and going to the grocery store
 
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

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it seems like a fun idea but it is not!!!!

once i took a edible and went to Target and got trapped in a time loop. i felt like I had turned the corner by the electronics aisle a million times. was genuinely worried I was in hell
grocery stores are strange, scary mazes of sharp corners and bright colors
everything is a box, everything is one color, and the music, lighting, and layout are all designed to dull your senses

and you have to go there to live, so not only are you there every week, but it is filled with every type of person, children, tired caregivers, disgruntled elderly, artists, criminals, police, teachers, students, wily teens, the self-important, the insane, and they're all also navigating a maze of sharp corners and bright colors with their senses dulled, all the one-color boxes they want piled into a bigger one-color box until it is very heavy, pushing it blindly around corners, looking for the deals, which are real and not real but always square and always one color

just a nightmare

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