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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

WHY do I keep buying these avatars? WHAT the hell is wrong with me? WHY are you people encouraging this? I could use this money for so many better purposes than making it appear that certain forums users have unusually strong opinions about S-Club 7 or SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE.


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hola que tal and bienviendininos to the Colombia thread, Colombia are in a group so bad that none of the other teams even share a continent with a country that has won a world cup:



they are 40/1 to win and as befits dark horses they have a cool anbd mysterious nickname: Los Cafeteros due to the coffee production in their country

in 2014 they beat the d****, the w***, and the n*** then got sent home in forty different ambulances by brazil. more like judo bonita if you ask me !

23-man final squad:

Goalkeepers: David Ospina (Arsenal), Camilo Vargas (AC Deportivo Cali), Jose Fernando Cuadrado (CD Once Caldas).

Defenders: Cristian Zapata (AC Milan), Oscar Murillo (CF Pachuca), Santiago Arias (PSV Eindhoven), Yerry Mina (Barcelona), Johan Mojica (Girona FC), Frank Fabra (CA Boca Juniors), Davinson Sanchez (Tottenham Hotspur).

Midfielders: Wilmar Barrios (CA Boca Juniors), Carlos Sanchez (RCD Espanyol), Abel Aguilar (AC Deportivo Cali), James Rodriguez (Bayern Munich), Juan Guillermo Cuadrado (Juventus), Mateus Uribe (Club America), Jefferson Lerma (Levante), Juan Fernando Quintero (CA River Plate).

Forwards: Carlos Bacca (Villarreal), Radamel Falcao Garcia (Monaco), Luis Muriel (Sevilla), Miguel Borja (SE Palmeiras), Jose Izquierdo (Brighton & Hove Albion).

7 stars to look out for:

- radamel 'radioactive man' Falcao is the country's all time top scorer and recently becane a legal fraud as well as the football kind which he earned when he scored 6 in 35 games in the prem

- ospina (latin: 'bone wood') is really too short to be a footballer leet alone in goal but was named keeper prince regent in 94 after rene higuita got tackled by roger melly while attempting a scorpion kick and was killed by the mafia after the game using a bolito. fairly loving wacky chain of events if you ask me

- i always thought cristian Zapata played for an African team and in a sense I suppose he does

- carlos Sanchez was an absolute beast in pro evo 15 when he plated for villa, if its the same carlos sanchez that is

- don't expect Juan Guillermo Cuadrado to mess about playing triangles; his name actually means square

- luis Muriel has not one but TWO girls' names

- carlos valderama looks like Steve pemberton these days

thats all for now. as long as these guys don't pick up too many red Cartegena, ill see you in the knockouts

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Very good thread Breath Ray

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007



I like Colombia and I hope they do well.

it's also a nice place to visit with the best looking women.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

What was the name of that busty Colombian fan with her phone in her bra?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002



shut up blegum posted:

What was the name of that busty Colombian fan with her phone in her bra?

I think you mean Larissa Riquelme, who was from Paraguay.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

trem_two posted:

I think you mean Larissa Riquelme, who was from Paraguay.

Yeah you're right

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

WHY do I keep buying these avatars? WHAT the hell is wrong with me? WHY are you people encouraging this? I could use this money for so many better purposes than making it appear that certain forums users have unusually strong opinions about S-Club 7 or SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE.


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African AIDS cum posted:

Very good thread Breath Ray

thanks, I really enjoyed the creative process and hopefully I can get a new av out of it from someone. tino asprilla doing a never ending somersault would be just peachy

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008


My Colombian gf and I a half Colombian are muy excitedo for the cup

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

WHY do I keep buying these avatars? WHAT the hell is wrong with me? WHY are you people encouraging this? I could use this money for so many better purposes than making it appear that certain forums users have unusually strong opinions about S-Club 7 or SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE.


FUCK


the good news is it turned out to be the same Carlos sanchez,

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009


I just want to say I'm rooting hard for Colombia to knock out England and their awful fans tomorrow.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008


Wearing my colombia jersey under my suit today and hoping I can bail on these bullshit meetings to go watch the game

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005



colombia



Colombia



COLOMBIA

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre

Colombia good.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007



lol gently caress off you dirty cunts

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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Jose posted:

lol gently caress off you dirty cunts

ass cobra
May 28, 2004



Soiled Meat

Jose posted:

lol gently caress off you dirty cunts

and their football team is also bad

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

Unlike me, many of you have accepted the situation of your imprisonment, and will die here like rotten cabbages.

Time to feel small and humble ims&ho.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

a real bad post

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Time to feel small and humble ims&ho.

Hello Shakira.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005



Shrapnig posted:

Hello Shakira.

thanks for explaining that very obvious joke

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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

WHY do I keep buying these avatars? WHAT the hell is wrong with me? WHY are you people encouraging this? I could use this money for so many better purposes than making it appear that certain forums users have unusually strong opinions about S-Club 7 or SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE.


FUCK


Is it me or has one of the photos vanished from the op

e. its back

Breath Ray fucked around with this message at Sep 15, 2018 around 22:26

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