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Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

HELP! I'VE FAILED AND I CAN'T SUBMIT


Grimey Drawer

Hello, I would like all shitposters of GBS to unionize to demand higher positive response rates to our shitposting. Only through collective bargaining can we force people to read our lovely posts. Otherwise, the good posters will monopolize the rewards of posting.

Please respond positively to a shitpost within this thread at least once a month as your union dues.

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Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

yeah just pretend I posted goatse, low effort thread, low effort response

fuck you

as long as the local number is 420-69, sure

Candlelight Virgil
Jan 20, 2012


Anyone here wanna chat in private

Candlelight Virgil
Jan 20, 2012


Dude thatís crazy I just realized that being banned caused me to lose not only my av but also my plat

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

HELP! I'VE FAILED AND I CAN'T SUBMIT


Grimey Drawer

Candlelight Virgil posted:

Dude thatís crazy I just realized that being banned caused me to lose not only my av but also my plat

This is why we need a shitposter's union, to protect shitposters like you from unfair job loss by which you lose the means to support your shitposting.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

💩💩💩💩💩💩😃

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

Organize if you will, but any stoppages in shitposting will be met with force and low ratings across the board. And there are plenty of shitposting scabs out there that would be all too happy do take over your shitposts.

Streak
May 16, 2004


all of my posts are really good though

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

HELP! I'VE FAILED AND I CAN'T SUBMIT


Grimey Drawer

Streak posted:

all of my posts are really good though

that's exactly what they want you to believe to stop you from unionizing

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

Streak posted:

all of my posts are really good though

Yes, and why should you have to pay costly union dues when Something Awful already rewards you for your hard work with its number rating system?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

punch and pie

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

Experienced shitposters have no real power because there is an army of low-skilled shitposters to replace them.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008





Union of People You OUghtta Respect, Son

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

HELP! I'VE FAILED AND I CAN'T SUBMIT


Grimey Drawer

Love Rat posted:

Experienced shitposters have no real power because there is an army of low-skilled shitposters to replace them.

We will not strike on the basis of withholding our shitposts. We will strike on the basis of oversupplying them, driving the value of shitposts down to an all-time low.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

HELP! I'VE FAILED AND I CAN'T SUBMIT


Grimey Drawer

And let me tell you, if there's one thing we experienced shitposters have over the young'uns, we can take much bigger and smellier shits.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!


Buglord

Love Rat posted:

Organize if you will, but any stoppages in shitposting will be met with force and low ratings across the board. And there are plenty of shitposting scabs out there that would be all too happy do take over your shitposts.

Time to gently caress up some scabs, boys

Cinaedus Defututus
Mar 21, 2018


some of us require drugs to produce optimum shitposts, and the costs rise up with time and tolerance.

reimbursements for inebriants, that's what i say we should fight for.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!


Buglord

I'm going to open carry at the picket line

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

The shitposter brutes are armed. Pinkertons to me!

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009



College Slice

What we really need is a union between my balls and your mouth, OP

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

Wear the hat nigga

They will not replace us. poo poo and soil

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!


Buglord

Love Rat posted:

The shitposter brutes are armed. Pinkertons to me!

I've got a whole poaae of snipers hiding behind the im gay tanks. You better think real hard about your next move there, boys *laser sight dots appear*

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012



My dads wuz scabs and my dads dads too.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!


Buglord

Kazak posted:

My dads wuz scabs and my dads dads too.

This ends HERE *boots you in the balls*

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012



OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

This ends HERE *boots you in the balls*

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

Carthago delenda est

how is the dental plan

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

Ein cooler Typ posted:

how is the dental plan

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

Everyone gets a membership badge.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!


*pppprrrrrrrfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

What are the dues??

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

Wear the hat nigga

its all nice on rice posted:

What are the dues??
13 joules of crystal charge/ week

Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.

College Slice

First off, what are our demands? Second, who are our official representatives? Who is representing Lowtax? What are the consequences if our demands are not met?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

Chinatown posted:

Everyone gets a membership badge.



im crossing the picket line

Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

How should I vote if I need braces?

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

USER FOREVER BANNED UNTIL DUKE NUKEM FOREVER & HALF-LIFE 2 EPISODE 3 IS RELEASED

Yeah you shitposters go ahead and unionize. I'm a representative of Big Shitpost and we have been preparing for this eventuality for years. If you guys walk we will unleash the bots and you'll be out of work for GOOD

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.


Careful OP, Lowtaxís union busting goons killed a guy last spring.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

poo poo

Malcolm Turnbeug
Mar 21, 2018



I want to beat the gently caress out of scabs so Iím in

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Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

USER FOREVER BANNED UNTIL DUKE NUKEM FOREVER & HALF-LIFE 2 EPISODE 3 IS RELEASED

shitpost

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