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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!




I missed this before and now I'm stuck watching it and laughing, send help

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TheTrend
Feb 4, 2005
I have a descriminating toe

If you Dutch you aint much

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



https://twitter.com/IndyFootball/status/1010139945267326977

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/RenovaMidia/status/1010190727924649985

this makes me sick to my loving stomach

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003
otamendi sure is a oval office, how did he manage to get into the stadia?

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Ban Argentina from all world cups imo

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre

Coohoolin posted:

Ban Argentina from all world cups imo

Calling Seppity.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


The last time I did something like this, I ended up giving someone e amnesia because I took my pants off. Car in front of us stopped, me and friend go sailing and he face plants. I roll out. He got really hurt. He also came out shortly after.

Simone Poodoin posted:

I missed this before and now I'm stuck watching it and laughing, send help

Your post convinced me. This is loving funny

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Soulex posted:

The last time I did something like this, I ended up giving someone e amnesia because I took my pants off. Car in front of us stopped, me and friend go sailing and he face plants. I roll out. He got really hurt. He also came out shortly after.

I don't understand anything about this post.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Shrapnig posted:

I don't understand anything about this post.

His friend fell off the car as it suddenly stopped and hit his head, and also announced that he was gay, but at a later time.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I rode on top of a car with my friends when I lived in the country. We were bored. Another friend was driving in front and I thought being naked would add to the danger/fun. Saw stuff like this on Jackass. She slammed on the brakes causing our driver to slam on the brakes. My friend and I were on the roof of the car and got thrown off. He landed on his face and skid like 10 feet. I rolled out because I skated and falling happens all the time. He ended up really hosed up and couldn't remember poo poo for about 2 days. Took him to the hospital and when he got checked out, they said he had amnesia.

When we talked later, I asked him what he remember and he told me the last thing he saw was my dick and then he woke up in the hospital.

Edit: like 5 months later he came out as bisexual. No idea if the whole thing was connected.

I got in trouble for that one.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
World Cup Pics Thread: the last thing he saw was my dick and then he woke up in the hospital

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

loving scum

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

Soulex posted:

I rode on top of a car with my friends when I lived in the country. We were bored. Another friend was driving in front and I thought being naked would add to the danger/fun. Saw stuff like this on Jackass. She slammed on the brakes causing our driver to slam on the brakes. My friend and I were on the roof of the car and got thrown off. He landed on his face and skid like 10 feet. I rolled out because I skated and falling happens all the time. He ended up really hosed up and couldn't remember poo poo for about 2 days. Took him to the hospital and when he got checked out, they said he had amnesia.

When we talked later, I asked him what he remember and he told me the last thing he saw was my dick and then he woke up in the hospital.

Edit: like 5 months later he came out as bisexual. No idea if the whole thing was connected.

I got in trouble for that one.

[world cup 2018: RUSSIA] delivers once again

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
https://twitter.com/kamidog/status/1010250090483802114

Edit: Oops, Matchday thread got it already.

CPColin fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Jun 23, 2018

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
https://twitter.com/totalsoccershow/status/1010248956050329605?s=12

Total Soccer Show only hires the best investigative reporters.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Tortilla Maker posted:

https://twitter.com/totalsoccershow/status/1010248956050329605?s=12

Total Soccer Show only hires the best investigative reporters.

Let's focus on Grant Wahl:

Sports Illustrated. Fox Sports TV. NPR (during World Cup). Planet Fútbol podcast and SI TV show. My new book MASTERS OF MODERN SOCCER is out

Being fully loving retarded.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Shrapnig posted:

Let's focus on Grant Wahl:

Sports Illustrated. Fox Sports TV. NPR (during World Cup). Planet Fútbol podcast and SI TV show. My new book MASTERS OF MODERN SOCCER is out

Being fully loving retarded.

I'm blocked by him for making fun of his bald head and high pitched voice

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

African AIDS cum posted:

I'm blocked by him for making fun of his bald head and high pitched voice

He's a loving hack OP.

Imagine reporting on the World Cup and not understanding the celebrations of a relegated midget and a poo poo central midfielder, it's embarrassing.

That's not sarcasm, they both played in the most media covered league in the world.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!




same, FIFA should do something about this, we know they won't but if they're threatening Mexico with sanctions for the puto chant, surely this also warrants punishment to the team

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
make the team come out in las malvinas son britanicas shirts the next match imo

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://twitter.com/StepoverFC/status/1010250444164206595

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

It would appear that Russia should have done what Russia does in the national league and apply a large quantity of riot police

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

should have thrown a tub of yoghurt or a mutton stew or whatever

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

RideTheSpiral posted:

should have thrown a tub of yoghurt or a mutton stew or whatever

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Simone Poodoin posted:

same, FIFA should do something about this, we know they won't but if they're threatening Mexico with sanctions for the puto chant, surely this also warrants punishment to the team

No, doing something about this would take real effort so it's okay

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm the guy between shearer and the blonde haired bloke

https://twitter.com/Jason_Mag/status/1010504931890155522

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Jose posted:

i'm the guy between shearer and the blonde haired bloke

https://twitter.com/Jason_Mag/status/1010504931890155522

shearer looks like he’s receding a little

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

RideTheSpiral posted:

shearer looks like he’s receding a little

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


This is good

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/AlderweireldTob/status/1010561780236673024

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009



lol Di Maria's daughter looks like his mini me

She's about as strong as him too

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Mystic Stylez posted:



lol Di Maria's daughter looks like his mini me

She's about as strong as him too

cool face swap op

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
https://twitter.com/GrimandiTweets/status/1010632774322151428

scourgeofthe7bees
Jun 21, 2008


Sadly typical of German football culture

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

What a fat loving oval office

Edit : the official

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/manontoday/status/1010873144561819648

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Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


https://twitter.com/SimonNRicketts/status/1010875506001154049?s=19

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