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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Like I used to care a little bit when they got super mad about dumb nonsense but, with how much poo poo they let off of trump I guess it turns out nothing matters to them beyond some archaic tribal in group and their ability to choose it at will. I'm just glad their hedonistic urges, and lack of consequences in their life, are driving them to extinction with opiates.

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Ya.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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let it mellow posted:

feeling kinda relieved now that I’ve taken a big ole dump

Same, but also since I've stopped considering anything evangelicals say as genuine.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Who What Now posted:

Evangelicals are the only people with more hate in their heart than me.

It's almost heartwarming how terrible people all use religion the same way regardless of race or location.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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myDad posted:

is it drilldo squirt appreciation day yet?

ever y day is drilldo squirt appreciation day :)

I appreciate this.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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a bone to pick posted:

Aww, poor drilldo's little brain is still broken by Trump. I guess you never saw a doctor for your TDS.

What does this have to do with evangelicals being total hypocrites?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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old beast lunatic posted:

It owns how the people who believe in god so much proved conclusively that he is real dead.

It's sad that God lets people make their own choices.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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I mean usually it isn't, but, you know, were talking about evangelicals.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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LabyaMynora posted:

This. It's like we now have concrete proof that evangelicals don't believe in a god and are just trying to gain power/influence through religion.

Either that, or 1984 was Orville's non fiction book about his year living among the evangelical savages.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Devils Affricate posted:

Sometimes I remember that some people actually believe in god and it gives me a good chuckle

Believe what you want but don't be a hypocrite.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Devils Affricate posted:

Don't tell me what to do.

I'm gonna.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Pulvis Sumus posted:

There are a fair number of progressive denominations that do a lot of good work in the communities around them that are totally encouraging of the LGBT community/divorce/etc. in addition to keeping the art of beautiful liturgies alive. They're unfortunately drowned out by the massive number of screeching evangelicals, which is both saddening and worrying.

Yeah, well why don't I hear about them?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Pulvis Sumus posted:

I don't know man, they don't get much publicity unfortunately, but they're out there fighting the good fight. Generally whenever they make the news it's because conservative Christians are raising a stink about their left leaning views on abortion or gay marriage. The Episcopalians, United Church of Christ, and the PCUSA all ordain gay ministers, perform same sex marriages, believe in universal salvation, etc. and are generally pretty outwardly involved with social justice movements. They have their roots in liberation theology/social gospel and were heavily involved with the civil rights movement.

I don't know if your playing along or not, but, God bless you.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Napoleon Bonaparty posted:

I'm glad we're sure that god has always been a pyramid scheme



If you wanna have an atheist thread make one, this is about evangelicals being complete hypocrites in the public and, from what I've heard, the private sphere.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Pulvis Sumus posted:

Just being genuine and probably too serious for this thread lol.

This thread has levels, friend. Just, post.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Ayn Randi posted:

feeling relief would imply that there was some kind of uncertainty, ever

I was.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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CJacobs posted:

No OP it sucks, because they also have no understanding or recognition that they are hypocrites, meaning they can just go on their merry way tut-tutting at the unwashed masses while not suffering any of the consequences of being an annoying dick who everyone hates

I don't care what they think or say anymore and as I live in socialist California none of the very selfish choices they have made over the years that have driven their communities and children's futures into the ground will affect me.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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No. 6 posted:

It's almost like religion and morals are completely unrelated.
What?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Just lol if you live in third world america where these nutjobs have power.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Marlboro for Cats posted:

I don't feel much hate most of the time. I figure they're just doing what they think is right.

I don't hate them either but, lol, if you still think evangelicals actually believe in anything beyond what they need to justify themselves to themselves.

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

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Stexils posted:

evangelicals are a death cult that want to take the rest of us with them

Technically they want to transported into paridise and watch the rest of us suffer through Armageddon.

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