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Agent Simon was irritable. He should have been happy: today would be the peak of his career so far. Three members of the UC Irvine Muslim Student Society had been sharing anti-american memes on facebook and he was the one making the collar. But he couldn’t bring himself to smile, not knowning that man was in the white house.
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Jun 15, 2018 05:51
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Jun 15, 2018 05:51
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She should have won! SHE SHOULD HAVE WON! She was the most qualified candidate ever! Special agent Darla Singer shook her head and resumed installing the microphone in the break room of the Denver Human Treatment for Animals Society.
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Jun 15, 2018 05:54
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im the "p-word"
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Jun 15, 2018 09:43
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Jun 15, 2018 10:17
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Was this overheard in the break room between choosing which BLM figurehead was to be disappeared next?
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Jun 15, 2018 10:34
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Some bits from the pdf:quote:Baker told the OIG that “there were multiple audiences” for the criticism of former Secretary Clinton in Comey’s statement. He recounted hearing that FBI employees not involved in the Midyear investigation hated former Secretary Clinton and had made comments such as, “[Y]ou guys are finally going to get that bitch,” and, “[W]e’re rooting for you.” Baker stated, “And if we’re not going to get her on these facts and circumstances, then we’d better explain that now.” Related to this idea, notes taken by Strzok at a May 12, 2016 meeting involving the Midyear team state, “Messaging thoughts: Workforce Qs: (1) If I did this, I’d be prosecuted; (2) Petraeus, Berger, etc. were charged; (3) Overwhelming conservative outlook.” quote:We asked Comey about this meeting. Comey stated: So the two of us went into the AG’s private office...and I went over to sit in a chair and she closed the door and turned around and started walking at me with her head down and her arms out and came up to me because I’m so ridiculously tall and pressed her head, her face against my solar plexus and wrapped her arms around me and hugged me and then I kind of awkwardly—I’m not a hugger because I’m a giraffe—and so I kind of patted the Attorney General’s back and then the embrace—she broke the embrace and then said, “I just wanted to give you a hug.” Pages 399 to 420 (428 to 449) are the main bulk of the reactions: quote:On August 29, 2016, Agent 1 and Agent 5 exchanged the following instant quote:The second exchange we identified occurred on November 9, 2016, the day whoa
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Metal Cat posted:Some bits from the pdf: 
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Jun 15, 2018 11:47
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quote:Trump’s supporters are all poor to middle class, uneducated, lazy POS We've reached peak lib
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Jun 15, 2018 12:22
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Dreddout posted:We've reached peak lib Imagine saying this as someone who identifies as being on the left lmao
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Jun 15, 2018 12:33
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Agent Dale Gruber shook his fist at Trump and swore politely. He after all, investigated Lincoln Chafee and liked to measure his gun and bullet holes at the target range methodically in metric as some kind of compulsory quirk to his otherwise bland and unremarkable personality. When Trump won, he put the gun in his mouth and tried to count down in metric, but a poster of Lincoln Chafee smiling upon him changed his mind at the last millisecond. "Now that's a real liberal if I ever saw one!", he nodded assent, comforted by Chafee's existence in this world 
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Jun 15, 2018 12:43
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Dreddout posted:We've reached peak lib It all makes sense when you remember that the Ivies and elite unis like UChicago are the feds' biggest recruitment pipeline
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Jun 15, 2018 12:58
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Agnosticnixie posted:It all makes sense when you remember that the Ivies and elite unis like UChicago are the feds' biggest recruitment pipeline also former military who were smart enough to get out while they still had relevant experience
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Jun 15, 2018 13:00
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Bernie pressed his gun against the crying woman's jaw. "It would be suicide, kid."
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Jun 15, 2018 14:02
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"Take this... *bro* back to Baltimore!" "Five foot ten, strongly built, about a hundred and eighty pounds; hair blonde, eyes pale blue. He'd be about thirty-five now. He said he lived in Philadelphia, but he may have lied. That's all I can remember, mum, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and Secretary, just one more thing." She turned back to look at the man. "Bernie would have won."
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Jun 15, 2018 14:08
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My sister works for the FBI in the NYC area and tells me her office has Fox News playing. Idk her politics, but it's to the right of mine
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Jun 15, 2018 15:03
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Xelkelvos posted:My sister works for the FBI in the NYC area and tells me her office has Fox News playing. Idk her politics, but it's to the right of mine It's super cool that our federal law enforcement agents are feeding at the trough of fascist propaganda.
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Jun 15, 2018 15:37
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Charles Mansion posted:It's super cool that our federal law enforcement agents are feeding at the trough of fascist propaganda. It's extra cool that everyone in the country is
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Jun 15, 2018 15:46
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Mulder and Scully creep around the creepy old mansion. They hear a noise, what is it! A person wearing a domald drumpf mask appears around a corner. They fill him with lead
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Jun 15, 2018 15:55
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Xelkelvos posted:My sister works for the FBI in the NYC area and tells me her office has Fox News playing. Idk her politics, but it's to the right of mine actually I think you'll find, as per the thread title, the FBI is full of libs. they probably have MSNBC playing, not Fox
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Jun 15, 2018 16:01
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quote:Trump’s supporters are all poor to middle class, uneducated, lazy POS lol i like the "unmerited" part the most. everything's about merit with these turds
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Jun 15, 2018 16:11
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gj dumbasses
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Jun 15, 2018 16:21
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Charles Mansion posted:It's super cool that our federal law enforcement agents are feeding at the trough of fascist propaganda. Good lord! Even law enforcement agents are turning into fascists and racist, violent dumbasses, due to the bad impacts of fox news. I can only hope its not playing in the prison guard break room or who knows what'll become of them.
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Jun 15, 2018 16:34
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Agent Baker follows the trail of blood out to the outhouse. Taking a deep breath she throws open the door. The sight of the mutilated body nearly makes her retch. The killer had struck again. And worst of all, there was his signature: the body was wearing a red baseball cap. She didn't have to read it to know what it said. "sick gently caress " she whispered
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Jun 15, 2018 18:14
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What the gently caress is the "p-word?"
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Jun 15, 2018 18:17
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it's pussy, op, and this just strengthens my thesis that anyone on an HOA board is a cop
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Jun 15, 2018 18:28
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Jenny Agutter posted:Mulder and Scully creep around the creepy old mansion. They hear a noise, what is it! A person wearing a domald drumpf mask appears around a corner. They fill him with lead They take the mask off and under it is BERNIE! The agents then stare directly into the camera silently as the camera quietly pulls back. Credits roll, and the audience is left to interpret what this means for themselves.
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Jun 15, 2018 18:39
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Mulder and Scully finally have him cornered. The man who cost Hillary the election! Bernard Sanders! Mulder approaches with his handcuffs as Scully keeps her handgun trained on the elderly man. She notices a shadow cross the ground. She looks up just as a bird flies right at her face, veering away at the last second. She sees more birds flying after it. "Mulder watch out" she cries while shielding her face. Hundreds of birds are descending on them now, pecking at their hair and clothes, and they realize Bernie is covered in birds as well, but he is not afraid. As they watch helplessly, Bernie's feet lift off the ground. Slowly at first, but soon he is flying away at incredible velocity. "just another case for the x files" intones mulde as the man disappears over the horizon
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Jun 15, 2018 18:56
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but seriously the load of cases with super real tangible crimes that get solved in the x files is pretty crazy. like a major serial murderer every third week
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Jun 15, 2018 18:59
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this unironically fits with the most plausible explanation of the FBI's actions during the elections: which is that they actually had no idea of the potential political impact of their actions w.r.t EMAIL investigations as it turns out they are just kinda dumb
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Jun 15, 2018 19:05
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fbi agents singing along to fight song as they drive to noor Salmans house
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Jun 15, 2018 19:21
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Jenny Agutter posted:fbi agents singing along to fight song as they drive to noor Salmans house
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Jun 15, 2018 19:22
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PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:Good lord! Even law enforcement agents are turning into fascists and racist, violent dumbasses, due to the bad impacts of fox news. I can only hope its not playing in the prison guard break room or who knows what'll become of them. YEAH ACAB BRO, but I think there's probably more to worry about now that Fox's messaging is in service of a guy who is overtly talking up dictators and inciting racial hatred.
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Jun 15, 2018 19:44
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Charles Mansion posted:YEAH ACAB BRO, but I think there's probably more to worry about now that Fox's messaging is in service of a guy who is overtly talking up dictators and inciting racial hatred. oh no! cable news might incite racial hatred in the enforcers and defenders of the white supremacist regime! the FBI tried to blackmail martin luther king into killing himself lol
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Typo posted:this unironically fits with the most plausible explanation of the FBI's actions during the elections: which is that they actually had no idea of the potential political impact of their actions w.r.t EMAIL investigations post-escalator has been the slow but horrifying and inexorable realization that everyone, everywhere, in a position of significant authority and responsibility is a main character on Workaholics, except the bureaucrats aren't cool enough to score drugs even though they live in cities/burbs
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Jun 15, 2018 20:08
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Charles Mansion posted:YEAH ACAB BRO, but I think there's probably more to worry about now that Fox's messaging is in service of a guy who is overtly talking up dictators and inciting racial hatred. were you at all politically cognizant in 2001-2003 era discourse, because uhhhhhh.......
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Jun 15, 2018 20:10
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PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:Good lord! Even law enforcement agents are turning into fascists and racist, violent dumbasses, due to the bad impacts of fox news. I can only hope its not playing in the prison guard break room or who knows what'll become of them. From what I've seen they're libs
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Jun 15, 2018 20:20
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Jeb! Repetition posted:From what I've seen they're libs FBI are nerds. Of course they're libs. The chuds are in ICE. And they all pull different levers on the same machine.
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Jeb! Repetition posted:From what I've seen they're libs
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