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ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

divabot posted:

this is indeed $100% top quality parody and shows per the thread title how far removed from seriousness the shitcoin world is, well done

Somebody didn't get their free 400 uni tokens :rolleyes:

Worth five 3080's at its peak yesterday

Still not selling.

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Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
I like this thread again

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

How many times can one group of people reinvent the ponzi scheme?

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

ghosTTy posted:

We are reinventing the world's financial system



I like decentralized central banking.

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


Nice chart lol, it's completely useless if you don't already know every shitcoin's logo

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015




guys guys i found this new alternative currency that looks cool its called onecoin. We are talking about millions in profit if you invest just tiny bits of your saving into it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OneCoin
Its definitely not a ponzi scheme. Its model is closer to a reverse pyramid.

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

Dark Off posted:

guys guys i found this new alternative currency that looks cool its called onecoin. We are talking about millions in profit if you invest just tiny bits of your saving into it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OneCoin
Its definitely not a ponzi scheme. Its model is closer to a reverse pyramid.

nah mate stickjng with bit-conneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeect

waiting for that awesome chart from ghosttittty

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015




divabot posted:

nah mate stickjng with bit-conneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeect

waiting for that awesome chart from ghosttittty

if only there was way to combine the two so we can get best sides of both of these things .
it should be called One-connect

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

BMan posted:

Nice chart lol, it's completely useless if you don't already know every shitcoin's logo

DYOR

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

we did, it turns out this is all trash for hilarious idiots

so if you could actually be funnier, that would be good thx

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Seethe

ghosTTy fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Sep 28, 2020

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
How can I seethe if I don't even know what the chart means?

In other news, another shitcoin you've been shilling (TRON) is having its own problems
https://www.theverge.com/21459906/bittorrent-tron-acquisition-justin-sun-us-china

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

:siren: :siren: :spooky: HOLY poo poo :sotw: :duckie: :slick::moonrio: :boom: :bubblewoop: :intv: :qfg:

https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/1324018999458295809

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
:zaurg:

Nocoincers Lament
Nov 22, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Made a lot of money with alts this month. Alt accounts sponsored by altcoins! HAH!

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006
watch this guy disappear like a bad penny. they always stop showing up

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008



It launched. Congratulations Vitalik and everyone at the Ethereum foundation who made this historic moment possible.

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.

ghosTTy posted:



It launched. Congratulations Vitalik and everyone at the Ethereum foundation who made this historic moment possible.

Dang, locking up $20k in tokens for an indefinite period of time seems very brazen considering the yield of only 5-20%. What made you go solo instead of joining a pool?

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

wide stance posted:

Dang, locking up $20k in tokens for an indefinite period of time seems very brazen considering the yield of only 5-20%. What made you go solo instead of joining a pool?

Oh I'm not running a validator. I would rather yield farm for higher returns

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
That image looks like it's from the make a wish foundation.

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
In altcoin comedy gold, the SEC has sued Ripple Labs, XRP is in the toilet, and exchanges are already delisting it.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

What is a “permissioned blockchain”?

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

Discendo Vox posted:

What is a “permissioned blockchain”?

a slow database with pretensions

necrotic
Aug 2, 2005
I owe my brother big time for this!

Discendo Vox posted:

What is a “permissioned blockchain”?

Nodes can only be added to the blockchain by ripple's blessing.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

divabot posted:

a slow database with pretensions

So this is another "we're calling our product a blockchain" situation?

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

Discendo Vox posted:

So this is another "we're calling our product a blockchain" situation?

yup. "Permissioned blockchain" uses a blockchain-like data structure, and the difference is that how you add new records to the blockchain is some variant on just-taking-turns. There are many names and variants, but they're all "just taking turns."

However, they may have a crypto asset you can sell!!!

Ripple's scam was to pretend that XRP's validator network was open to all - but if you wanted to be on the official XRP network, you basically had to accept what Ripple said. Everyone treated it as the centralised entity it was.

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008
i made money with bitcoin

4/20 NEVER FORGET
Dec 2, 2002

NEVER FORGET OK
Fun Shoe
I also make money on the bitcoin

my retirement account is up 50% this year thanks to GBTC

what's y'all's opinions on GBTC

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

My investment account is up 100% so far this year with NVidia shares, probably a better investment than ureacoin but who can really say

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006
i can haz cheezburger

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008

QuarkJets posted:

My investment account is up 100% so far this year with NVidia shares, probably a better investment than ureacoin but who can really say

whats ureacoin


edit: how do i get it

TruthAboutTether
Dec 29, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

4/20 NEVER FORGET posted:

I also make money on the bitcoin

my retirement account is up 50% this year thanks to GBTC

what's y'all's opinions on GBTC
Greyscale is cool, I guess.

As for shitcoins:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POG68-SXIsY :slick:

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


So is now the time to sell all my shitcoins?

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Stealthgerbil posted:

So is now the time to sell all my shitcoins?

No you should have sold them at the brief peak of $40k and it's too late now

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
DOGE is going nuts. Weird night.

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


There's a handful of people in the doge subreddit trying to pump it hoping wsb will step in and make them all thousandaires.

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

i own thousands of dogecoins from a time i got high i hope they succeed

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
Dogecoin has always been the superior cryptocurrency

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QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

vortmax posted:

Dogecoin has always been the superior cryptocurrency

This is accurate

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