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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Upcoming Corporate Dystopia: Electronic old men running the world
 
Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

 In the near future somewhere in the middle of Iowa during Christmas old Bobby Reynolds gained his third regret in life:

1. Registering for every electronic service with the username xXx_GOKUdeth187_xXx since 1998
2. Opting to get an artificial liver that came with a EULA after being wounded in Civil War II
3. Trusting his cousin that there was no alcohol in that loving egg nog



Instead he paid $600 for a firmware hack that worked for six months until Pfizer issued an over-the-air firmware update that killed everyone found to be bypassing DRM. Electronic old men win again.

Fabulousity fucked around with this message at 09:34 on Jun 18, 2018

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