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macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!


I'm going to head out to my garden and do a bit of weeding.

That's right, I'm gonna pull the heck out of those weeds.

Then I'm going to prune my unruly bushes.

I will probably spread a bit of compost from my compost bin, recycle y'all!

After I have done all that I will probably survey my work with pride.



What are you growing in your garden GBS?

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Marlboro for Cats
Apr 14, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
can you grow some loving heroin

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

:420:

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

zucchini, cantaloupe, watermelon, pumpkins, peppers, eggplant, cucumbers, corn, snap beans, green peas, sunflowers, strawberries, blueberries, edible flowers, catnip, chamomile, rosemary, peppermint, chocolate mint, oregano, basil, thyme, lettuce, swiss chard, malabar spinach, loofah gourds, traditional spinach, parsley, marigolds and zinnias.

E: :) I raised $10 for the forums

Frumply
Dec 7, 2004








I've recently been watching gardening videos on youtube and now my recommendations include videos about pot legalization :tinfoil:

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

I grow those cool fifteenth century penis trees as shown in tapestries of olde

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

:nsallears:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

come and pick from my fartberry bush. but beware its brown fruit

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

*grows biggest 4 foot long zucchini*
*holds it up to my crotch so it looks like my cock is big and green*
me: check it out my cock is like a hulk cock!

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I'm growing a glorious state of drunkenness, which will blossom into a hang over by tomorrow, and wilt away by Wednesday.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Ferns are good and cool plants.



:unsmith:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Bonus awesome garden:

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Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

Hell Yeah posted:

come and pick from my fartberry bush. but beware its brown fruit
Nice i have one of those in my moon garden

It's full of bums and butts

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

:nws:ahh, a bountiful harvest

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012


she is listening... listening for the sounds of the garden. *sound of birds tweeting*

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
I have decided my garden is now a ZEN garden.

That mean no loving bad vibes OK?

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

I propagate monstera deliciosa for myself and friends :) :)

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
While tending my garden today I found a frog, I gave it a kiss just in case it was really a prince like the fairytales but it was just a frog.

Now i think I have Salmonella.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I'm starting a hydroponics garden in my spare room or basement.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Um...

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3855469

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

:okpos:

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD
I'm growing hops as a test bed for a future weed garden

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
*plants thistle* :hai:

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Gonna do me like 100 blackberry cuttings in a couple months when spring roles around. Might do some bush lawyer too, which is a NZ native that's kinda similar but has hooked thorns that grab on.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
:catdrugs: what the hell else would you expect from me

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
what's the best species of fennel and give me some growing tips please friends

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Marlboro for Cats posted:

can you grow some loving heroin

actually, yes!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

bitmap posted:

I grow those cool fifteenth century penis trees as shown in tapestries of olde

hey lemme get some of that seed

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I live pounding rear end and getting my rear end pounded*


*sorry, i meant gardening i like to grow tomatoes my favorite are the burpless

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

My grass is greenest, bitch!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i fertilize everyone's plants with my hot steaming frothy piss then i watch you all eat the fruits and vegetables. knowing the entire time they were grown with my piss

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?
i'm growing large white buttecups and giant chrysanthebums

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I tend a garden of the mind. It's mainly a place of silence. Purposeful silence. There once was much noise, much anxiety. No more. The garden now is filled with purpose, specific purpose. There is no room for vague fears, or useless anxieties. Barrel forward, work out and eat rear end. There is no purpose to fill, no goal to reach. Just press on.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

It is important to observe the fallow season: let your garden to rest for three years, and care for it one year.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

a hole-y ghost posted:

It is important to observe the fallow season: let your garden to rest for three years, and care for it one year.

extremely same

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

a hole-y ghost posted:

It is important to observe the fallow season: let your garden to rest for three years, and care for it one year.

just add high quality piss and you can grow anything at any time

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

gardening hacks

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
i have several large pepper plants of varying types and nothing else planted this year

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I'm growing big green grapes.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
smoke weed sometimes

choose to abstain to accomplish personal and professional responsibilities at other times

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