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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Cass always looks like he's just waiting for moves to be done to him. He never looks like he is fighting anything.

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
ah gently caress i need to stop watching takeover because daniel bryan is on the fuckin' preshow

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

So was Takeover just a cruel vision of heaven to make hell hurt more? :ohdear:

Takeover was actually more like purgatory but the rest of that is correct, yes.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
I wish they would get rid of apron spots. It's way too dangerous to be slamming people into the hardest part of the ring.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

cass is so bad at goddamn selling

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Saint Freak posted:

Lol who the gently caress are these curtain jerkers

wwe is now allowing local talent to showcase against each other at show open

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Even in HD Cass' briefs look like they have the Mr. rear end lip print on them, which seems... not wise?

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
Also why is the logo for Liberty Tax Service on Cass' trunks?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



that takedown ruled

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That spot ruled

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

CarlCX posted:

cass is so bad at goddamn selling

Carmella must have taught him.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

The_Rob posted:

Cass always looks like he's just waiting for moves to be done to him. He never looks like he is fighting anything.

It's because he doesn't know any

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Just let DBry take over for Roman he’s so loving over.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I almost thought that as gonna turn into a Cesaro spot

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Dbry status is still good.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I love that his name is Colin.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

The_Rob posted:

Carmella must have taught him.
Are you suggesting that you can teach that

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Invalid Validation posted:

Just let DBry take over for Roman he’s so loving over.

This will happen when Vince eventually dies and the second it does he will claw his way back out of the grave to scream at the writing staff.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Auritech posted:

Also why is the logo for Liberty Tax Service on Cass' trunks?

Because listening to his promos is about as enjoyable as an IRS audit.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



big rear end sucks

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


DBRY is so good

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lol punk chants already

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

wow, that chant was loud.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Invalid Validation posted:

Just let DBry take over for Roman he’s so loving over.

Vince: Man, listen to that crowd go progressively wilder for Daniel Bryan for years and years in a row... it's such a shame he doesn't have what it takes to get over like Roman Reigns does! :shrug:

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Do you think it would be funny if they called it honey in the bank and just coated the ladders briefcase and ring in honey?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
CASSHOLE

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Imagine if the match ended with a fallaway slam

bartok
May 10, 2006



The_Rob posted:

Cass always looks like he's just waiting for moves to be done to him. He never looks like he is fighting anything.

but he's tall

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

CapnAndy posted:

Are you suggesting that you can teach that

he's suggesting that she can't, at least

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


I think the only WWE (non NXT) PPVs I have watched this year were Rumble, Mania, Oil Rumble. Watching Big Cass makes me want to take a big pass on watching any of his matches ever again. This dude is another of Vince's "but he's so TALL!" guys right?

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Nobody else tonight will be as over as Bryan is.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

tweet my meat posted:

Do you think it would be funny if they called it honey in the bank and just coated the ladders briefcase and ring in honey?

only if a beehive was also somehow involved

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

That is the weakest looking torture rack I've ever seen

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol punk chants already

I thought they were chanting,"BIG CASS SUCKS"?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

tweet my meat posted:

Do you think it would be funny if they called it honey in the bank and just coated the ladders briefcase and ring in honey?

You, sir, should be a booker.

shocksite
Apr 8, 2018

does big cass have a finishing move?

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Cass has a few new moves but he is trash at selling.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

Raskolnikov38 posted:

only if a beehive was also somehow involved

Put the contract in it?

bartok
May 10, 2006



Don't you soil the torture rack you Casshole!

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

I thought they were chanting,"BIG CASS SUCKS"?

They were saying Booo-urns you're right

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