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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
WHY IS JUSTIN WILSON ON THE MOUND

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Why the gently caress is Justin Wilson in this game.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
DEAR SATAN I DON'T CARE WHAT I HAVE TO SACRIFICE I NEED THE loving POWER TO THROTTLE JOE MADDON THROUGH SPACE AND TIME RIGHT NOW

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I'm trying to be more positive towards Justin "loving" Wilson because he has actually been pretty good but I still have a mild panic attack anytime I see him on the mound.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
only 15 walks in this game so far, what's a few more

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Popete posted:

I'm trying to be more positive towards Justin "loving" Wilson because he has actually been pretty good but I still have a mild panic attack anytime I see him on the mound.

JUSTIN loving WILSON

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Ahahaha Justin Wilson vs Justin Turner, not a terrible matchup at all :shepicide:

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Sydin posted:

Ahahaha Justin Wilson vs Justin Turner, not a terrible matchup at all :shepicide:

Turner has reverse splits. This is clearly v calculated

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Sydin posted:

Ahahaha Justin Wilson vs Justin Turner, not a terrible matchup at all :shepicide:

Ha. Ha.

Baby aspirin time friends

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

New Concept Hole posted:

Turner has reverse splits. This is clearly v calculated

So much for that.

Seriously somebody please take the remote of out Maddon's hand, he's gone senile.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
WHERE IS BRANDON MORROW

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I'm usually a fan of maddon but this is nuts. Are you saving Morrow for game 2??

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Poque posted:

WHERE IS BRANDON MORROW

"Gotta save him for game two if there's a save spot lol" - Joe Maddon, after we lose this one.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
lmao that was not worth getting tossed for

it was an actual strike

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Obviously something is up with Morrow.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Every Dodger getting tossed, lol. Can we petition to keep this home plate ump for game 2?

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Sydin posted:

So much for that.

Seriously somebody please take the remote of out Maddon's hand, he's gone senile.

I didn't actually check before posting that so it's probably not true

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

New Concept Hole posted:

I didn't actually check before posting that so it's probably not true

I don't know if it's *still* true but Turner was definitely a reverse split guy last year. Apparently it was a byproduct of him changing his batting stance.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
:rip:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Niwrad posted:

Obviously something is up with Morrow.

Probably saved for g2 for... Reason

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
HOLY loving HELL JUSTIN loving WILSON

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Cubs gonna Cub

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Poque posted:

Why the gently caress is Justin Wilson in this game.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
gently caress you Joe.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Can't believe Kyle Farmer is dyslexic and thinks the Cubs are the Giants

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I was this close to finally coming around on Wilson and maybe giving him the benefit of the doubt, it's all completely erased.

Justin loving Wilson

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
What's the over/under on runners stranded in the bottom of the ninth?

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Poque posted:

What's the over/under on runners stranded in the bottom of the ninth?

2

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Popete posted:

I was this close to finally coming around on Wilson and maybe giving him the benefit of the doubt, it's all completely erased.

Justin loving Wilson

I'm blaming you for having any resemblance of faith in Justin loving Wilson.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Why is Kenley Jansen in the game? This is a save spot.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Ahahahahaha who honestly didn't see that coming?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
the thats cubs meme

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Your Taint posted:

Ahahahahaha who honestly didn't see that coming?

Happ hasn't struck out yet though

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Oh hey look, the Dodgers put their elite closer in the game. BECAUSE THEY'RE AHEAD. BY ONE RUN. IN THE 9TH INNING. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU loving DO IN THAT SPOT.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU JOE

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
DFA Wilson immediatly

Homeybeef
May 23, 2008
At work and took a look at At Bat a few min ago. Why was Justing loving Wilson pitching with a 1 run lead in thr 9th? What was the reason there? There was a reason, right? A reason other than Joe-shrugging.gif?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Homeybeef posted:

At work and took a look at At Bat a few min ago. Why was Justing loving Wilson pitching with a 1 run lead in thr 9th? What was the reason there? There was a reason, right? A reason other than Joe-shrugging.gif?

that's the reason

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Kenley's gonna go 1-2-3 in few enough pitches to allow him to close out tonight too

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Of all the people to blow this game, it being Wilson has just about ruined my day.

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