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Sacrist65 posted:0130(Earth Standard time) lmao
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At normal orbital speeds there are 16 sunrises and sunsets in 24 hours. Doing some Navy math that's sweepers 48 times per 24 hours. Sweepers sweepers man your space brooms
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Jun 20, 2018 02:09
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 If that were the space force, they would let the second Ramirez inside and immediately put him on watch. Nobody gets a day off.
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Jun 20, 2018 02:31
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Vasudus posted:
"Where's your CAC Card, Ramirez?!" ....Probably taped to the outside of the shuttle with Penis written on it in permanent marker.
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Jun 20, 2018 02:33
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I found some prime Space Force material.
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Jun 20, 2018 19:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AUXpnB065o
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Jun 20, 2018 19:53
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Oh boy, I can't wait to join up in SPACE EOD and get to handle SPACE propellants that are SPACE hypergolic to all known matter but where do we site the SPACE range?
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Jun 21, 2018 14:18
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ChickenHeart posted:Oh boy, I can't wait to join up in SPACE EOD and get to handle SPACE propellants that are SPACE hypergolic to all known matter Even better: Space Disability and Space VA!
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Jun 21, 2018 14:59
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Space VA is just a dock they push you out on from the ship.
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Jun 21, 2018 17:10
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Syrian Lannister posted:I'll gladly share a fighting position in the ruins of DC with you Uhh are we attacking or defending here r
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Jun 21, 2018 21:30
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At the Space VA, no-one can hear you scream about wait times. Can you imagine the clean-up from a zero-g suicide in the airlock though?
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Jun 22, 2018 02:07
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mods change my name posted:Uhh are we attacking or defending here r Like it matters anymore
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Jun 22, 2018 02:18
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thetechnoloser posted:At the Space VA, no-one can hear you scream about wait times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7gpQvAuKxM
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Jun 22, 2018 02:22
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Syrian Lannister posted:Like it matters anymore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI
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Jun 22, 2018 03:15
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Me, after realizing I've been hosed over by the Space Force recruiters
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Jun 22, 2018 03:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqZNPPpFSkM
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Jun 22, 2018 03:51
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loving Shirt is gonna get you, Hudson.
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Jun 22, 2018 03:53
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DI: Momma momma look at me Recruits: Momma momma look at me DI: Marching in low gravity Recruits: Marching in low gravity DI: Gonna have to march all day Recruits: Gonna have to march all day DI: Or Sergeant says I'll float away Recruits: Or Sergeant says I'll float away DI: Momma momma look at me Recruits: Momma momma look at me DI: Now i'm in re-entry Recruits: Now I'm in re-entry DI: Should have listened to my DI Recruits: Should have listened to my DI DI: Now I'm gonna be a meteorite Recruits: Now I'm gonna be a meteorite
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Jun 24, 2018 01:11
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Little space shuttle droppin' out the ship Sixty-four troopers on a one-way trip Mission: Bug Planet, destination drop zone They drat well know that they're never comin' home Stand up, Roughnecks, shuffle to the door Jump right out, turn into gore If my nuke don't blow 'em wide At least I have my M.I. pride If my heart should fail me, too I'll buy the farm on Klendathu 'Cause I'm M.I. - all the way Every day - into space If I die in a dirty bug hole Scoop me up and ship me home Service connnected, hundred ten percent Give my ex girl all my benefits
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Jun 24, 2018 06:40
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Jun 27, 2018 15:28
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I'd say that isn't bad because I loved my time living near El pass but maybe when you PCS to bliss you live a miserable life
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Jun 27, 2018 15:56
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I've seen how this end. We can compete with the Martians in numbers, but not in technology.
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Jun 28, 2018 01:57
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man it must be a bitch to qualify in that suit
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Jun 28, 2018 07:50
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Pickin up brass in them gloves
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Jun 28, 2018 08:02
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How does one mop floors in zero G?
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Jun 28, 2018 18:02
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Aliens but the master sergeant is yelling at everyone who didn't wake up during cyrosleep to shave
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Jun 28, 2018 18:37
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Chilling on my mars trip but my csm on earth is a moron and sent me a counseling statement because my response to his "where r u SSG?" text didn't receive a response for several hours
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Jun 28, 2018 18:48
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Naked Bear posted:How does one mop floors in zero G? You're asking the wrong question. It's "how are the extra duty guys gonna mop in zero g?" Never ask like you're the one that has to do it.
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Jun 28, 2018 19:09
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:You're asking the wrong question. It's "how are the extra duty guys gonna mop in zero g?"
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Jun 28, 2018 20:07
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mods change my name posted:Chilling on my mars trip but my csm on earth is a moron and sent me a counseling statement because my response to his "where r u SSG?" text didn't receive a response for several hours "You're only three light minutes away, sergeant, no excuse"
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Jul 6, 2018 02:39
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spinning around could zero g could lower my productivity more than any air force-issued spinning office chair ever could.
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Jul 11, 2018 05:42
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Jaguars! posted:Pickin up brass in them gloves Brass? Imagine swapping out the energy source on a pulse rifle in those things.
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Jul 29, 2018 13:47
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Grem posted:I just want to watch a boot try to take the jaunt unsedated. LONGER THAN YOU THINK
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I just thought of something. Maybe the most important thing.  https://twitter.com/JeffreyToobin/status/1024798148210946049 https://twitter.com/KaraScannell/status/1024798995733008386 What the hell kind of uniform is the Space Force going to have to wear?
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